What Advice Would You Give?

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:12 am

have the little bitch arrested.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:31 am

Sub 1.0?

They should both be deported, or else turned into fucking cat food.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:34 am

The young girl may not be a scholar, yet she's quick.

I'd tell the mom to shut the fuck up, let her little girl make some money, and all will be good.

Is the little girl selling murder?

If not, let it go... and enjoy the talent that is her little girl.

m2

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:13 am

Tell her to Bring the drugs to the Police and let them know where she found them.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:21 am

m2 wrote:The young girl may not be a scholar, yet she's quick.

I'd tell the mom to shut the fuck up, let her little girl make some money, and all will be good.

Is the little girl selling murder?

If not, let it go... and enjoy the talent that is her little girl.

m2

hey, windchime faggot: did you miss the part about the <1.0 gpa? "it will all be good?" "is she selling murder?" "let the little girl make some money?"

do us all a favor and face fuck a mack truck.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:41 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
m2 wrote:The young girl may not be a scholar, yet she's quick.

I'd tell the mom to shut the fuck up, let her little girl make some money, and all will be good.

Is the little girl selling murder?

If not, let it go... and enjoy the talent that is her little girl.

m2
hey, windchime faggot: did you miss the part about the <1.0 gpa?

No. I just thought she's a smart kid who is bored.

Screw_Michigan wrote:"it will all be good?" "is she selling murder?" "let the little girl make some money?"

do us all a favor and face fuck a mack truck.

Hmmmmm?

From: Screw_Michigan
To: m2
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:32 pm
Subject:
Re: X Quote message
m2 wrote:
Damn, the next day is a bitch!

best advice i can ever give you:

go to your local drug store and get a bottle of 5-HTP and magnesium. take two caps of 5-HTP for the two days before you drop and take two in the morn before you drop. before you drop, take 2 magnesium tablets.

when done rolling, take 2 more 5-htp. not only will this help your brain but you should feel very little crash, if at all.

i remember the first few times i pilled without 5-htp. pure hell. after i got with the program, even my friends were amazed that i was alert happy and perfectly fine the morning ever while they feel like they touchdown spiked their brains on the concrete.

happy pilling!

m2 is the truth

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:48 am

that's the second time you've dropped that on me. got anything else, other than you sucking my fucking sack?

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:50 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:that's the second time you've dropped that on me. got anything else, other than you sucking my fucking sack?

Not really... why?

are you tugging?

m2

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:01 am

[color=red]m-jew[/color] wrote:mvscal wrote:
Thanks for pointing out the fact that Jews are worthless ingrates, though. It's a point well worth remembering.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:05 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
[color=red]m-jew[/color] wrote:mvscal wrote:
Thanks for pointing out the fact that Jews are worthless ingrates, though. It's a point well worth remembering.

Remember...Your place in life

Berkeley

the truth

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:08 am

m2 wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
[color=red]m-jew[/color] wrote:mvscal wrote:
Thanks for pointing out the fact that Jews are worthless ingrates, though. It's a point well worth remembering.

Remember...Your place in life

Berkeley

the truth

dear piece of shit:

none of your shit even registers on anyone's radar around here until you post a pic of your fucking cal degree. i'll post my degree the day i walk, until you do the same, you can suck the board's collective dick, you mindnumbing piece of shit.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:14 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
m2 wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:

Remember...Your place in life

Berkeley

the truth
dear piece of shit:

none of your shit even registers on anyone's radar around here until you post a pic of your fucking cal degree. i'll post my degree the day i walk, until you do the same, you can suck the board's collective dick, you mindnumbing piece of shit.

Keep up the good work.

Bowles Hall

m2

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:19 am

m2 wrote: Bowles Hall

I've actually sat on that grass next to those Juniper looking trees before a USC-CAL game. Beautiful campus. Did you actually attend or graduate from there? I really don't remember what you've said about it.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:29 am

I actually left after two guys in my class threw themselves out of a 4 story window(not the same one), since Cal works on a curve.

The pressure is bullshit.

That being said... I left for other reasons.

I wanted to challenge myself.

m2

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:33 am

Sounds like those two guys were pretty challenged.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:40 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Sounds like those two guys were pretty challenged.

Hey, you get a bunch of focused kids...(theoritically, the smartest kids in the world) and shit happens.

m2

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:10 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
I've actually sat on that grass next to those Juniper looking trees before a USC-CAL game.

Of course you have, you've done everything. You're the poor man's Zyclone.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:11 am

m2 wrote:
I wanted to challenge myself.

Dressing up in tights and prancing around like a 16th century faggot is a challenge?

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:25 am

Taint wrote:
m2 wrote:
I wanted to challenge myself.

Dressing up in tights and prancing around like a 16th century faggot is a challenge?

Can you do it?

Not that a capcity is a forelong conclusion.

m2

the truth

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:03 am

88 Wrote:

I'm curious what you would suggest.

10 outta 10 child pycologists who have a clue recommend tough love.
Opps, wrong thread.

Unfortunately; this is one of those iffy sitches where a parent needs to put up as a PARENT, or pray and LOVE the shit outta the kid no matter what.

Many 15 yr olds are now at the 'know it all' stage, which I think is why they have all those 'hire a student' programs.

Whatever this poor mother does, the child will appear to hate it, which will rip at the mother, but if nothing is done, there is a real good chance that little miss up and coming biker chick is headed for a life time of pain.

Iffy for the mother is; to much tough may drive the kid to the street, making things worse for the little snot; yet the kid has a serious flaw which needs to be nipped for the better good.

I suggest that the mother rub heads with someone at a local social service agency which get's to see this sort of crap all the time.
Get someone there to talk tough with her daughter, and possibly look into if there is a kid bootcamp like rehab dealie for this sort of thing in her area.

If all else fails, there is always Maury.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:36 am

88 wrote: She freaked out at her mother for looking in her purse and ran out of the house with her drugs and cell phone.

how did the kid get the drugs and the cell phone back?

:?

the clue to what's wrong with this picture,
as well as how to fix it, is right here.

and this kid does need, 'tough love'. ha.
poor kid :(

poor family.

how many of you all took hard drugs as kids?
'and look how y'all turned out', right?

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:04 pm

Boot camp

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:20 pm

For once, I agree w/ Tough Love. Her mom needs to step in and help her child. How in the world she allows her to have a sub 1.0 GPA is beyond me. I would also suggest, maybe the mother take some parenting classes. Looks as if she is doing a bang up job.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:27 pm

I think Screw_Michigan’s mom should spank him and take away his Extasy.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:37 pm

Ya, the mother will be a spineless whore who will do .....nothing productive.

Tell your freind to flee for his life, and don't look back. Who needs that bullshit when it isn't even his kid. There is too much pussy out there to strappen' yourself down with losers.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:11 pm

Is she hot? If so, I bet she puts out fairly easily. Just tell her to keep it quiet and no one will ever know

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:32 pm

Some of the best advice would be for her to secure her valuables. Nobody sells and doesn't do, so clearly she is doing. If she's doing meth, she WILL begin to steal from her mother. Otherwise, mom should take her directly to the police and work to get her in some program before she is too far gone. Moving to a different city would be the best thing and just start over.

She won't do any of the above, though. Tell your friend he should steal mom's valuable jewelry and stuff and sell it. Blame it on the little skank and claim BODE!

ps Is the little skank hot?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:57 pm

m2 wrote:
Not that a capcity is a forelong conclusion.

I wanted to throw myself out a 4th floor window after reading that sentence.

Anybody around here speak Renfaire?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:04 pm

And the Non-Fucking-Moron Of The Day Award goes to...

Jerkovich wrote:Tell your freind to flee for his life

Who fucking cares what the spineless whore does with her too-late daughter at this point?

Did she take a bullet for your bud back in Nam?

Then...buh-bye. If she can't dig deep enough to find the character it takes to raise a child, then what does it say about your friend that he's ven dating her?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:11 pm

If the parent has been so lax in parenting thusfar, a sudden about face by the parent will be taken as aggression by the child. Either someone else has to do it, or the parent has to use their current parenting style to get the kid to do the right thing.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:12 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:none of your shit even registers on anyone's radar around here

Dude...seriously...

What in Fuck's name possessed you, of all people, to think you're in a position to speak for the group?

No really...do tell?

Is it all those epic threads you start?

Is it all that "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"ing you inspire?

Is it those witty, cutting edge "takes" you regale us with?

While you may be suffering from some attack of demetia that's causing you to believe you're the epicenter of...whatever it is you think you put yourself in charge of...for the casual observer, this would sure appear to be a case of M2 provoking a three-fucking-alarm meltdown....with little effort.

A melt filled with ethnic hatred-btw. Those are always the best kind.

Good fucking god, you're a tard.

How's it feel to have just been run by a stupid kike?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:16 pm

Dinsdale wrote:And the Non-Fucking-Moron Of The Day Award goes to...

Jerkovich wrote:Tell your freind to flee for his life
Who fucking cares what the spineless whore does with her too-late daughter at this point?

Did she take a bullet for your bud back in Nam?

Then...buh-bye. If she can't dig deep enough to find the character it takes to raise a child, then what does it say about your friend that he's ven dating her?

I bet she gives great Helmet

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:18 pm

From the Dr. Phil handbook, you're supposed to ask her, "Is it workin for ya?"

Follow it up with a good caning.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:33 pm

missjo wrote:Boot camp

Yeah.

Mom can design her own boot camp.

With a 1.0 GPA I'd start with no phone priviledges for princess.
Do you get a purse in bootcamp? No.

It's really not difficult raising a teenager. Unless of course you're out
at more important things, like dating.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:48 pm

"Who taught you how to use this stuff?

"YOU ALRIGHT! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!"

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:42 pm

trev wrote:It's really not difficult raising a teenager. Unless of course you're out
at more important things, like dating.

If you really think that, your kids must be angels. Kneel down and thank your heavenly stars.

My stepdaughter, at 17, will chase anything that wears long pants and is at least 5 years older than she is. :twisted: The internet was, literally, a rude awakening for both my wife and me. She used to give out our address to anyone, and on one occasion we had two guys older than me show up at our house looking for her.

She's gotten a little more savvy about this as time has gone on, but she'll still sneak behind our backs if we give her the chance. Staying one step ahead of her, while juggling other little challenges of life such as a job, is not an easy task.

My son has ADHD, ODD and IED, so he could be an even bigger challenge as a teenager. Fortunately, that's still a few years away.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:59 pm

Terry, the first time someone from the internet showed up on my doorstep would be the last time my daughter used the internet. It's really not a tough thing. You say she will sneak around? The key to teenagers is keeping them busy and knowing where they are and who they are with. It's simple. It's your job. Don't wimp out.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:03 pm

trev wrote:Terry, the first time someone from the internet showed up on my doorstep would be the last time my daughter used the internet.

So many school projects require the internet these days that it's next to impossible to have a "no internet" rule. But she has to ask first, and I'm not averse to looking over her shoulder.

You say she will sneak around? The key to teenagers is keeping them busy and knowing where they are and who they are with.

We do that already, but she's constantly scheming in that regard.

And that's kinda foreign to me. When I was a teen I was scared shitless, literally, of my parents, so it wouldn't have even occurred to me to try to pull most of the crap she's tried to pull.

It's simple.

That's where you're mistaken. It's literally a 24/7 job. And it's on top of your other jobs.

It's your job.

Agreed.

Don't wimp out.

Haven't yet.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:07 pm

By the way, what's ODD and IED? Who gave your son all these labels and how old is he?

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:15 pm

trev wrote:By the way, what's ODD and IED?

Oppositional Defiant Disorder
Intermittent Explosive Disorder

Who gave your son all these labels and how old is he?

A clinical psychiatrist. Don't know his age for certain but he's older than I am.

T1B

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