So I'm reading the obituaries today...

[chargerfan]

And I come accross this girl I used to date before the current wife. Even though I haven't seen her in about 10 years it still really hit me. That's the first chick that I know of that I laid wood to that's taken the dirt nap. I'm not very old I'm only 37 and she was just a few months away from her 34th birthday. We were pretty young when we dated it was on and off thing for a few years. Even split up me and the current wife for a few months when we first started dating cause I wanted to see if it would work between us but we were too young for something that serious. I see there's a viewing for her tommorow but don't think I should go. It has been a long time. Plus the memories I have of her was as a hot piece of ass, don't know what age did to her so I don't think I want to ruin the memory. How many of you have ex's that are in the ground? I'm sure as I get older I'll see more and more but was feeling kind of weird because that was the first.

[Biggie]

Archive.

[1smoothG]

True dat.

Sin,

1SmoothBTK

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

And I come accross this girl I used to date before the current wife. Even though I haven't seen her in about 10 years it still really hit me. That's the first chick that I know of that I laid wood to that's taken the dirt nap. I'm not very old I'm only 37 and she was just a few months away from her 34th birthday. We were pretty young when we dated it was on and off thing for a few years. Even split up me and the current wife for a few months when we first started dating cause I wanted to see if it would work between us but we were too young for something that serious. I see there's a viewing for her tommorow but don't think I should go. It has been a long time. Plus the memories I have of her was as a hot piece of ass, don't know what age did to her so I don't think I want to ruin the memory. How many of you have ex's that are in the ground? I'm sure as I get older I'll see more and more but was feeling kind of weird because that was the first.

So...what's the problem?

-Ed Gein

[Some Damn Retard]

Did she leave you anything?

[ChargerMike]

...just pray she didn't die of a STD.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Did she leave you anything?

She left him Herpes ...

... the gift that keeps on giving.

[Goober McTuber]

And I come accross this girl I used to date before the current wife. Even though I haven't seen her in about 10 years it still really hit me. That's the first chick that I know of that I laid wood to that's taken the dirt nap. I'm not very old I'm only 37 and she was just a few months away from her 34th birthday. We were pretty young when we dated it was on and off thing for a few years. Even split up me and the current wife for a few months when we first started dating cause I wanted to see if it would work between us but we were too young for something that serious. I see there's a viewing for her tommorow but don't think I should go. It has been a long time. Plus the memories I have of her was as a hot piece of ass, don't know what age did to her so I don't think I want to ruin the memory. How many of you have ex's that are in the ground? I'm sure as I get older I'll see more and more but was feeling kind of weird because that was the first.

chargerfan,

Bunch of insensitive motherfuckers in here, huh? So I understand this is the first chick you had sex with that died. How many of the guys have kicked?

[PrimeX]

There might be refreshments at the viewing. You should probably go.

[GrizBearStare]

Just don't knock the casket over



sin,




PS - Did she die mid-backstroke?

[tough love]

CMike Wrote:
don't know what age did to her

Here's a clue. :wink:

So I'm reading the obituaries today

[Rooster]

RACK W. Cohen. :D

Rooster

[Cuda]

RACK! Biggie is a givenm

... so is RACK! tough love, btw

[L45B]

PS - Did she die mid-backstroke?

Julie Dwyer?

[chargerfan]

So I understand this is the first chick you had sex with that died. How many of the guys have kicked?

I said was the first chick I know of I fucked that has died not the first chick I ever fucked. To answer the second part of your question your still alive aren't you?


Oh yea Rack the Clerks reference I would have thought less of this board if nobody brought that up.

[4 king guy]

Go to the wake and leave a sign in the coffin..

Chargerfan was here!!

... leave it in the appropriate place!!

When you meet everyone in line tell them details of your sexual exploits with the recently departed....

It's good for the healing process!!
:wink:

[Goober McTuber]

So I understand this is the first chick you had sex with that died. How many of the guys have kicked?

I said was the first chick I know of I fucked that has died not the first chick I ever fucked.

I said, ”So I understand this is the first chick you had sex with that died.”

Not, ”So I understand that the first chick you had sex with died.”

English comprehension much, faggot?

[Wolfman]

I didn't think anyone read to obits
till they were maybe 40 ??

[Dinsdale]

I read the obits religiously.

I mean, how else can you keep the White Pages up-to-date?

[BSmack]

There might be refreshments at the viewing. You should probably go.

No, the refreshments are always after the funeral. If you don't go to the funeral, you get totaly gyped in the refreshments.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

When someone asks "And how did you know her?"

Answer "Biblically."

[Funkywhiteboy]

OJ= amateur.

Sin, Rae Carruth :twisted:

[Wolfman]

"Bibically"

^^^^^^
rolling my eyes !