TV Shows Your Wife Watches that Make You Leave the Room

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:58 pm

Ellen
That 70's Show
Friends

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:03 pm

Any show on Lifetime or Oxygen

Any show about childbirth

Everything else

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:08 pm

Curb Appeal and all those other Real Estate DIY shows on the Home Channel or whatever it is.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:16 pm

Sex And The City
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (she has tapes and DVD's)
Any daytime talk shows

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:25 pm

No wife, thank god

My Step-mom though def has some that makes my pop head to the basement to mess w/ his baseball cards.

American Idol
Big Brother
Crossing Jordan
Grey's Anatomy

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:25 pm

BSmack wrote:Any show on Lifetime or Oxygen

2nd. Add: Old shitty b&w movies.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:27 pm

Extreme Makeover Home Edition........

I watched part of one where the father was dying of cancer..........

given the fact this POS plays so much to emotions, I'm guessing the producers were probably praying for the father to actually die during the makeover so they could milk that emotionalism to a number one Arbitron rating....

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:40 pm

American Idol. ('sup faggots?)

Award shows.

Anything on HGTV.

BSmack wrote:Any show on Lifetime or Oxygen

Normally, I'm walking out of the room, but before I scoot, I usually pause to make sure it's not some soft-core lesbian show. Then I'm staying.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:40 pm

Felix wrote:I'm guessing the producers were probably praying for the father to actually die during the makeover so they could milk that emotionalism to a number one Arbitron rating....

Arbitron is radio, dude. You're thinking Neilsons.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:46 pm

Arbitron is radio, dude. You're thinking Neilsons.

arbitron-neilsons same difference

Felix self-administrates head slap and accompanying "doh"

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:13 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:That 70's Show

It was a good show until Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:17 pm

Bri--
what the hell is that with women
having to watch movies with babies being born ??
like I'd watch film of people slamming hammers
on their thumbs ??

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:26 pm

Wolfman wrote:Bri--
what the hell is that with women
having to watch movies with babies being born ??
like I'd watch film of people slamming hammers
on their thumbs ??

Damned if I know. I can't stand the shit. And she'll watch C Sections while scarfing down dinner.

The worst was some chick who wanted to give birth "naturaly" in her living room in a kiddie pool filled with water. They had her on all fours in this pool as a camera crew filmed her alternately howling in pain and hooting at an owl (save the RTS resets clones, I'm not reading them) that had perched out on a tree just outside the house. This was back when we had a single bedroom appartment with a single main room for kitchen/dining and living areas. So there was no escape.

:cry:

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:43 pm

Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:50 pm

She wants to be a "Scientologist?"

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:01 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:That 70's Show

MuchoBulls wrote:It was a good show until Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left.

Gotta disagree, Mucho. That show absolutely sucks ass.

Jobocky · Post by **Jobocky** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:12 pm

American Idol (leave the room, close the door, put in the ear plugs)
Has anyway walked into a room and heard the noise coming from this show? For those people to call themselves singers is an insult to ambulance sirens and dogs everywhere
Survivor
Real World or any of those MTV/VH1 shows

UCant#2 · Post by **UCant#2** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:13 pm

One night this past winter I was so sick, I literally couldn't get off of the couch. The O/L tortured me for a full hour with Gilmore Girls. About halfway through the show, I screamed at her, "Why must you torture me with this bullshit!!?? Can't you see I'm already in enough pain?!?!" The mother/daughter team have got to be the two worst actresses on the fucking planet. I hate them. I hate that show. Damn... now I'm all pissed off.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:17 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:That 70's Show
It was a good show until Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left.

Yep.

That show has some of the best writers on any sitcom.

m2

PL · Post by PL » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:50 pm

whenever I lose control of the clicker, I just get up and leave.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:54 pm

UCant#2 wrote:One night this past winter I was so sick, I literally couldn't get off of the couch. The O/L tortured me for a full hour with Gilmore Girls. About halfway through the show, I screamed at her, "Why must you torture me with this bullshit!!?? Can't you see I'm already in enough pain?!?!" The mother/daughter team have got to be the two worst actresses on the fucking planet. I hate them. I hate that show. Damn... now I'm all pissed off.

thank you
so it is not just me

it sucks donkey testes

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:00 pm

atomicdad wrote:Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something?

I'm well aware of the nesting syndrome. Last weekend she bought a jumper for our not yet concieved first child. Christ this is going to be an interesting next two years.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:25 pm

BSmack wrote:And she'll watch C Sections while scarfing down dinner.

Mine too. She watches some show on TLC called "Trauma: Life in the ER" during dinner. My own blood doesn't bother me, but I can't stand the sight of someone else bleeding, so I'm about ready to hurl if that's on during dinner time.

Our TV is in the family room, but the way our dining room is set up, you can see the TV from certain seats. She'll invariably leave me a seat facing the TV in that case.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:25 pm

QVC

the fukkin' OL, her sister and her mom watch this shit. they call each other to discuss the different hosts. They actually know them by name.

If you know the name of any QVC hostess, you officially suck.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:27 pm

Ghost stories
Haunting shows
Mystery Diagnosis on Discovery Channel
Curb Appeal and any other DIY show on HGTV like Operation Organization, etc.
Friends

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:29 pm

BSmack wrote:
atomicdad wrote:Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something?
I'm well aware of the nesting syndrome. Last weekend she bought a jumper for our not yet concieved first child. Christ this is going to be an interesting next two years.

You haven't slipped one past the goalie yet? Jesus, get with the program! Give your swimmers a pep talk or something.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:07 pm

OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:
atomicdad wrote:Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something?
I'm well aware of the nesting syndrome. Last weekend she bought a jumper for our not yet concieved first child. Christ this is going to be an interesting next two years.
You haven't slipped one past the goalie yet? Jesus, get with the program! Give your swimmers a pep talk or something.

I'm too busy enjoying life. When all the extraneous BS gets paid off, then my sperm will be unleashed upon the world.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:42 pm

BSmack wrote: I'm too busy enjoying life. When all the extraneous BS gets paid off, then my sperm will be unleashed upon the world.

The thread about toilet paper is next door, mate.

YD · Post by YD » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:48 pm

NANCY FUCKING GRACE

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:58 pm

BSmack wrote:
I'm too busy enjoying life. When all the extraneous BS gets paid off, then my sperm will be unleashed upon the world.

Maybe you can do like your father and produce a product of a buttfuck.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:17 pm

Back to the topic at hand, I'll add the following . . .

Marathons of Andy Griffith or Leave It to Beaver (several hours' worth, usually) on TV Land.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:46 pm

Marathons of Andy Griffith...

Grounds for divorce. With a good judge you'd get to keep the house and cars no questions asked.

-or Leave It to Beaver (several hours' worth, usually) on TV Land.

That one I can see. There's only so much of that show a person can take without going psychotic.

Oh, wait a minute. I thought this was my thread on shows that make the WIFE leave the room.

Never mind.

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