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TV Shows Your Wife Watches that Make You Leave the Room

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Any show on Lifetime or Oxygen

Any show about childbirth

Everything else
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Curb Appeal and all those other Real Estate DIY shows on the Home Channel or whatever it is.
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Sex And The City
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No wife, thank god

My Step-mom though def has some that makes my pop head to the basement to mess w/ his baseball cards.


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BSmack wrote:Any show on Lifetime or Oxygen
2nd. Add: Old shitty b&w movies.
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Extreme Makeover Home Edition........

I watched part of one where the father was dying of cancer..........

given the fact this POS plays so much to emotions, I'm guessing the producers were probably praying for the father to actually die during the makeover so they could milk that emotionalism to a number one Arbitron rating....
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American Idol. ('sup faggots?)

Award shows.

Anything on HGTV.
BSmack wrote:Any show on Lifetime or Oxygen
Normally, I'm walking out of the room, but before I scoot, I usually pause to make sure it's not some soft-core lesbian show. Then I'm staying.
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Felix wrote:I'm guessing the producers were probably praying for the father to actually die during the makeover so they could milk that emotionalism to a number one Arbitron rating....
Arbitron is radio, dude. You're thinking Neilsons.
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Arbitron is radio, dude. You're thinking Neilsons.
arbitron-neilsons same difference

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Uncle Fester wrote:That 70's Show
It was a good show until Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left.
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Bri--
what the hell is that with women
having to watch movies with babies being born ??
like I'd watch film of people slamming hammers
on their thumbs ??
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Wolfman wrote:Bri--
what the hell is that with women
having to watch movies with babies being born ??
like I'd watch film of people slamming hammers
on their thumbs ??
Damned if I know. I can't stand the shit. And she'll watch C Sections while scarfing down dinner.

The worst was some chick who wanted to give birth "naturaly" in her living room in a kiddie pool filled with water. They had her on all fours in this pool as a camera crew filmed her alternately howling in pain and hooting at an owl (save the RTS resets clones, I'm not reading them) that had perched out on a tree just outside the house. This was back when we had a single bedroom appartment with a single main room for kitchen/dining and living areas. So there was no escape.

:cry:
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Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something?
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Uncle Fester wrote:That 70's Show
MuchoBulls wrote:It was a good show until Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left.
Gotta disagree, Mucho. That show absolutely sucks ass.
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American Idol (leave the room, close the door, put in the ear plugs)
Has anyway walked into a room and heard the noise coming from this show? For those people to call themselves singers is an insult to ambulance sirens and dogs everywhere
Survivor
Real World or any of those MTV/VH1 shows
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One night this past winter I was so sick, I literally couldn't get off of the couch. The O/L tortured me for a full hour with Gilmore Girls. About halfway through the show, I screamed at her, "Why must you torture me with this bullshit!!?? Can't you see I'm already in enough pain?!?!" The mother/daughter team have got to be the two worst actresses on the fucking planet. I hate them. I hate that show. Damn... now I'm all pissed off.
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MuchoBulls wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:That 70's Show
It was a good show until Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left.
Yep.

That show has some of the best writers on any sitcom.




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UCant#2 wrote:One night this past winter I was so sick, I literally couldn't get off of the couch. The O/L tortured me for a full hour with Gilmore Girls. About halfway through the show, I screamed at her, "Why must you torture me with this bullshit!!?? Can't you see I'm already in enough pain?!?!" The mother/daughter team have got to be the two worst actresses on the fucking planet. I hate them. I hate that show. Damn... now I'm all pissed off.
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atomicdad wrote:Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something?
I'm well aware of the nesting syndrome. Last weekend she bought a jumper for our not yet concieved first child. Christ this is going to be an interesting next two years.
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BSmack wrote:And she'll watch C Sections while scarfing down dinner.
Mine too. She watches some show on TLC called "Trauma: Life in the ER" during dinner. My own blood doesn't bother me, but I can't stand the sight of someone else bleeding, so I'm about ready to hurl if that's on during dinner time.

Our TV is in the family room, but the way our dining room is set up, you can see the TV from certain seats. She'll invariably leave me a seat facing the TV in that case.
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QVC

the fukkin' OL, her sister and her mom watch this shit. they call each other to discuss the different hosts. They actually know them by name.

If you know the name of any QVC hostess, you officially suck.
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Ghost stories
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BSmack wrote:
atomicdad wrote:Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something?
I'm well aware of the nesting syndrome. Last weekend she bought a jumper for our not yet concieved first child. Christ this is going to be an interesting next two years.
You haven't slipped one past the goalie yet? Jesus, get with the program! Give your swimmers a pep talk or something.
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OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:
atomicdad wrote:Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something?
I'm well aware of the nesting syndrome. Last weekend she bought a jumper for our not yet concieved first child. Christ this is going to be an interesting next two years.
You haven't slipped one past the goalie yet? Jesus, get with the program! Give your swimmers a pep talk or something.
I'm too busy enjoying life. When all the extraneous BS gets paid off, then my sperm will be unleashed upon the world.
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BSmack wrote: I'm too busy enjoying life. When all the extraneous BS gets paid off, then my sperm will be unleashed upon the world.
The thread about toilet paper is next door, mate.
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NANCY FUCKING GRACE
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BSmack wrote:
I'm too busy enjoying life. When all the extraneous BS gets paid off, then my sperm will be unleashed upon the world.
Maybe you can do like your father and produce a product of a buttfuck. :lol:
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Post by Terry in Crapchester »

Back to the topic at hand, I'll add the following . . .

Marathons of Andy Griffith or Leave It to Beaver (several hours' worth, usually) on TV Land.
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Marathons of Andy Griffith...
Grounds for divorce. With a good judge you'd get to keep the house and cars no questions asked.
-or Leave It to Beaver (several hours' worth, usually) on TV Land.
That one I can see. There's only so much of that show a person can take without going psychotic.

Oh, wait a minute. I thought this was my thread on shows that make the WIFE leave the room.

Never mind.
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