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TV Shows that make your WIFE Leave the Room

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Seems like a logical follow-up.

This one is easy:

UFC anything
Old MASH re-runs
Most Dangerous Catch
American Chopper
Most sporting events
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Any sporting event except Super Bowl.
Anything on History Channel.
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Shows the girlfriends from years past havent liked are :


American Chopper
Baseball Tonight
Playmakers
Seinfeld
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The Sopranos
Any golf tournament or Golf Channel program


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I can't belive your wife doesn't like Most Dangerous Catch. That show had my wife and I freaking mesmerized. One of the few things we watched together.
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What is it with the History Channel? When they drag out the WWII footage I'm there, and yet for my wife it's like flashing the cross at Dracula.

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Uncle Fester wrote:What is it with the History Channel? When they drag out the WWII footage I'm there, and yet for my wife it's like flashing the cross at Dracula.
Can't speak for all, but in my case, the wife is absolutely bored by history.

It doesn't even have to be war-related. I could be watching a documentary on the Presidents and she'll leave.
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I can't belive your wife doesn't like Most Dangerous Catch. That show had my wife and I freaking mesmerized. One of the few things we watched together.
Her comment: "Brrrrrrrrr, that looks too cold!" She says the same thing about shows that involve Mt. Everest.

If my back and knees weren't achy I'd give that crab fishing a go, although it looks like it would be hell on me banjo fingers.
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BSmack wrote: I can't belive your wife doesn't like Most Dangerous Catch. That show had my wife and I freaking mesmerized. One of the few things we watched together.
Maybe because she thought it was called 'Most Dangerous Crotch' and was wondering if she was on it.
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It's crab season aboard the Raging Cinder...
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Uncle Fester wrote:
I can't belive your wife doesn't like Most Dangerous Catch. That show had my wife and I freaking mesmerized. One of the few things we watched together.
Her comment: "Brrrrrrrrr, that looks too cold!" She says the same thing about shows that involve Mt. Everest.

If my back and knees weren't achy I'd give that crab fishing a go, although it looks like it would be hell on me banjo fingers.
Deadliest Catch is a great show. Been watching that since the initial hour long show. GUess it did so well they made it into a weekly show. Kinda sucks now that the "gold rush" aspect of it is gone......
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Cicero wrote:Shows the girlfriends from years past havent liked are :

Seinfeld
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She must've eaten her peas one at a time.
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L45B wrote:
Cicero wrote:Shows the girlfriends from years past havent liked are :

Seinfeld
:shock:

She must've eaten her peas one at a time.

Im guessing she had "Man Hands".....
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Uncle Fester wrote:What is it with the History Channel? When they drag out the WWII footage I'm there, and yet for my wife it's like flashing the cross at Dracula.

Absolute wife repellent....
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Uncle Fester wrote:It's crab season aboard the Raging Cinder...

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War footage, especially with audio, on the History Channel (other stuff on HC is fine for her).

Led Zeppelin DVD
(tried to work it ... was shot down. Another attempt when she's intoxicated/high pending, if and when it ever happens)
Iron Maiden, The Early Years DVD
(working on it, with little success, though I'm hopeful, because she digs the '89 Guns and Roses MTV concert in NYC).

Playstation (hey, it's a TV show for me).

Anything with Steven Segal or Antonio Banderas in it. I'm not a fan of much of their crap either, but if I want to be alone and one of their movies is on ... bingo.
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Uncle Fester wrote:MXC

WHAT??? That's one of me and my wife's favorite shows!! Holy shit. How can someone not like crazed Japaneese retards getting pelted in the head with cannon-fired volleyballs? :?
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Guess I'm lucky then because my wife actually looks for The History Channel and The Sopranos, and sometimes now she'll even go out of her to find us a Kings game.

Better yet, I just asked her this thread's question and here were her answers:

"Nascar"

"Fear Factor"

"Survivor"

Three for three, as far as I'm concerned. (I've never actually watched an episode of "Fear Factor" or "Survivor" but she watches a fuckuva lot more tv than I do...)

We're definitely on the same page there though. Great woman.
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Alabama football is the only thing I have found so far. :(
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My girl likes to watch Court TV and all that forensics file shit. That and the food network. I think she's trying to figure out a way to off me with a meal and how to cover it up.
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Not a T.V. show but everytime I'm channel surfing and I come across the old Eastwood movie the "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" I always have to watch it. Always goes in the other room when that's on. Think I'll get the DVD for whenever I want to get rid of her. Old lady actually likes American Chopper and Sopranos. Will occasionally watch a bit of Nascar with me. I've taken her to a few Nascar races and some IRL races.
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
BSmack wrote:Entourage
The Sopranos
Fixed.

The two BEST shows on TV, hands down.
2nd and 3rd. "The Wire" is the best show hands down on television.
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Any baseball game
PBS documentaries / Nova
History Channel
Poker
The Spanish channel, especially the soaps. Hama-mama.
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
BSmack wrote:Entourage
The Sopranos
Fixed.

The two BEST shows on TV, hands down.

I would have to agree
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I am the wife, and the few things I won't watch are:

Any Country music DVD (Hank Williams III, Wayne Hancock, etc.)
Any baseball or golf event. Jesus, can anything be more boring?
Anything on a religious or shopping channel.
Pretty much anything on MTV or CMT (except Dukes of Hazzard).

The Sopranos is a fantastic show. So was Oz and Six Feet Under.
Sporting events are alright, too - if they involve OU, Spurs, or Hornets. :) The hubby and I are looking forward to the World Cup this year.
History Channel is pretty damn cool. Ever see the series on The Men Who Killed Kennedy?
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KatMode wrote:Any baseball or golf event. Jesus, can anything be more boring?
I can think of one thing...
The hubby and I are looking forward to the World Cup this year.
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lol BSmack. At least the guys move around in soccer rather than standing around holding their sacks in baseball or doing the one-windmill swing in golf.
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You mean running around and falling on the ground crying for yellow cards and acting like faggots?
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Yawn. Shut up, you queer.
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