Microwaved crank? It was a fake

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:47 pm

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... =printable

Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test.

IRIE can stop peering hopefully into microwave ovens...

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:00 pm

Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job, Police Chief Joseph Pero said.

Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said.

Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test.

.... :?

hey, here's an idea:
don't do drugs in the first place.

fucking methheads.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:52 pm

Sorry, mvscal, your invective simply can't make them seem more stupid than they do already.

A BITCH nuked a fake crank so that the liquid inside would seem to be room temperature.

No WONDER Risa prays for these people.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:54 pm

Too broke to own a microwave, too broke to buy the self-heating test-cheat stuff.

But they still managed to afford the prosthetic pecker. Ponderous.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:55 pm

They are probably ankle-deep in plastic cock. We've all had those periods.

--Derron LAGOS

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:01 pm

I believe we've just witnessed the first Derron Lagos reference.

Give yourselves a raise, and call it a day.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:08 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I believe we've just witnessed the first Derron Lagos reference.

Give yourselves a raise, and call it a day.

It was only a matter of time...

Derron wrote:Since he lives in NoCal, maybe a picture of him sucking off his boyfriend would be more interesting.

m2

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:22 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I believe we've just witnessed the first Derron Lagos reference.

Give yourselves a raise, and call it a day.

Ahem.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ht=#281225

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:24 pm

yep, Goober needs his due.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:26 pm

Deepest apologies.

Didn't mean to dis the man....well, not without probable cause.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:33 pm

Might just need a permit for that.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:42 pm

When I was doing parole hearings I had a client who got caught faking a test by injecting 'clean' urine into his bladder using a catheter. Got caught because it was his GF's urine and they checked more than just the Meth content and found it was a woman's pee.

What tipped them off you ask? He went to the test high as a kite so they knew something was up. The State called her to the testify at his hearing and it was all over.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:05 pm

Moving Sale wrote:What tipped them off you ask? He went to the test high as a kite so they knew something was up. The State called her to the testify at his hearing and it was all over.

Thought you were going to say that they tested for pregnancy, and the test was positive. :wink: I've heard that one before, although I think it might just be an urban legend. I haven't seen anyone yet "own" that story.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:16 pm

Moving Sale wrote:injecting 'clean' urine into his bladder using a catheter.

My military buddies used to call it the "Texas Catheter."

No idea why.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:01 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Too broke to own a microwave, too broke to buy the self-heating test-cheat stuff.

But they still managed to afford the prosthetic pecker. Ponderous.

.... :?

less of a market for dildos on the MethCrankCrack Swap Meet circuit?