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WW3 over under - call it

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Israel has the money and the military power - and the reason.

Iran is supporting palestine,
Palestine is being led by Hamas, who refuses to recognize Israel and wants them eliminated,
Iran wants Israel eliminated
Iran is funding the Palestinian authority aka HAMAS
Iran is developing nulear technology
Syria is slime and sucks up to whoever to make themselves slip juuuust a bit outside of missile range.

Anyone wanna bet how long it will be before an israeli strike on tehran happens?

Gaza strip attacks are a given and will not count towards your point total.

I'm betting september 15th.
srael Warns of New 'Axis of Terror'

By EDITH M. LEDERER, Associated Press Writer 17 minutes ago

UNITED NATIONS -
Israel warned Monday that a new "axis of terror" —
Iran,
Syria and the Hamas-run Palestinian government — is sowing the seeds of the first world war of the 21st century. The Palestinians accused Israel of an escalating military campaign using indiscriminate force to kill civilians and entrench its occupation.
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The Israeli and Palestinian envoys traded charges at an open Security Council meeting held in response to the recent upsurge in Israeli attacks in Gaza. It took place on a day that a Palestinian suicide bomber struck a packed fast-food restaurant in Tel Aviv, killing nine people in the deadliest bombing in more than a year.

Recent statements by the Palestinian government, Iran and Syria, including one by Hamas on Monday defending the suicide bombing, "are clear declarations of war, and I urge each and every one of you to listen carefully and take them at face value," said Israel's U.N. Ambassador Dan Gillerman.

"A dark cloud is looming above our region, and it is metastasizing as a result of the statements and actions by leaders of Iran, Syria, and the newly elected government of the
Palestinian Authority," Gillerman warned.

The Palestinian U.N. observer, Riyad Mansour, condemned Monday's suicide bombing and the loss of innocent civilians on both sides, but attacked Israel for trying to portray its latest military escalation — which killed 21 Palestinians from April 7-9 — as a response to violence from the Palestinian territories.

"Israel, the occupying power has been relentless in its grave breaches of international law, including the willful killing and injury of civilians and the practice of extrajudicial executions," he said. "What the Israeli government is doing and what it has been doing throughout its nearly 39-year-old military occupation is clearly intended to serve its clear political objectives of inflicting maximum pain, suffering and loss on the Palestinian people while it entrenches its occupation."

U.N. Secretary-General
Kofi Annan called the escalating violence "very worrying" and urged both sides to avoid putting civilians at risk. He also announced that the Quartet of Mideast peacemakers — the
United Nations, the United States, the
European Union and Russia — would meet in New York on May 9 to discuss how to move the stalled roadmap to peace forward.

Gillerman told the Security Council that Monday's "horrific act of terrorism as well as the ones that preceded it are the direct result of the new axis of terror" comprising Iran and Syria and the "terrorist organizations they have been harboring, nurturing, financing and supporting, namely Hamas and Hezbollah."

Recent statements by Hamas leaders refusing to recognize Israel, and by Iran's president who said Saturday that Israel is a "rotten, dried tree" that is "on the road to being eliminated," represent "the stated goal of this axis of terror."

Mansour urged the Security Council and the international community to condemn the Israeli attacks and take measures to halt the latest escalation.

Gillerman urged the international community and the Security Council "to take swift actions to try and prevent the next murder which is already on its way."

Since January, he said, 11 major suicide terrorist attacks have been prevented and 90 potential suicide bombers have been arrested.

While Israel regrets any loss of life, it will not sit idly by and allow "human bombs" or rockets to penetrate the country and kill Israelis — and he asked whether every country wouldn't do the same to eliminate a similar danger.

"The danger I must add, not just to Israel but also to the whole free world, and to civilization as we know it, as this axis of evil and terror sows the seeds of the first world war of the 21st century," Gillerman said.
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"Israel, the occupying power has been relentless in its grave breaches of international law, including the willful killing and injury of civilians and the practice of extrajudicial executions," he said. "What the Israeli government is doing and what it has been doing throughout its nearly 39-year-old military occupation is clearly intended to serve its clear political objectives of inflicting maximum pain, suffering and loss on the Palestinian people while it entrenches its occupation."
Is this jackass posting as LTS TRN 2/Carol/FOO in here?

Btw, I've got the over -- Nov. 17, give or take three weeks.
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OK lets set the line at my 9 15 06. closest to mid east armageddon* wins.

* Has to include a military strike that provokes out right war. None of this backpack bomber shit.

^
I joke because reality is painful. Palestinian unibombers will kill many more women and children before the big hammer drops, all in the name of a god of love and peace.
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I'll go under on this one. I think if it's going to happen...we are talking August at the latest. Put in me in for 8/22/06, and hope I'm wrong.
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WW3 started on 9/11/01. Wake the fuck up.
Yes, we have heard you say this before.

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I'll go with Ang, sometime in August because there are no holidays that month and idle minds will get restless and want to start some serious shit.
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get with the program
what "program" would that be......
get out, get out while there's still time
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what "program" would that be......
Fuck you are dense Greenjeans :D , the "My way or the highway" program to promote divisivness and incite a race war by incessantly screeching on an internet message board. You must also slander, use incindiary language and vulgar eptihets to try to get your point across when you no longer bring anything meaningful to a debate, i.e. The Broncos suck, and ahh emm, you are a potato fucker.
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Fuck you are dense Greenjeans , the "My way or the highway" program to promote divisivness and incite a race war by incessantly screeching on an internet message board. You must also slander, use incindiary language and vulgar eptihets to try to get your point across when you no longer bring anything meaningful to a debate, i.e. The Broncos suck, and ahh emm, you are a potato fucker.
Oh, that program.......gotcha.....
get out, get out while there's still time
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Ba da Bing, Right on cue.
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mvscal wrote:Fucking moron
you shouldn't be so hard on yourself bro.......
get out, get out while there's still time
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Mister Bushice wrote:OK lets set the line at my 9 15 06. closest to mid east armageddon* wins.

* Has to include a military strike that provokes out right war. None of this backpack bomber shit.

^
I joke because reality is painful. Palestinian unibombers will kill many more women and children before the big hammer drops, all in the name of a god of love and peace.
I think you're lowering the bar quite a bit here. Even "out right" war between a couple of insignificant Middle Eastern states (insignificant unless some otherwise insignificant oil producing state joins in, which is unlikely) doesn't equate to WWIII.

Now, if you throw in the acutual Armegeddon (ie Jesus comes to take all us members of the One True Faith back to sit at His Father's right hand), then we might have something important going on.
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Being that Israel and the USA have the two best Air Force corps in the world, I think we will be fine. The USA has played nice for the past 5 years. If they want to wake the sleeping giant and have us use our military to the fullest capability w/ no regard for human life, Allah's paradise is going to get over crowded.
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Post by poptart »

There's actually been ONE continuing 'world war', and it began here.


Genesis 3:6

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.



Carry on, dumbfucks. :wink:
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mvscal wrote:WW3 started on 9/11/01. Wake the fuck up.

Truth teller.

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