Spiderman 3

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:30 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Sorry Mr. Hoonter, but James has previously expressed his undying love and admiration for Miss Molly. And based on his record, who could possibly question his taste in women/she-beasts?

Even worse than Molly Ringwald was that she-male punk rocker thing he was into, even had as an avatar for awhile. At least we know Molly Ringwald is a woman -- I think.

Funny that Gaydah James claims to be the resident board stud as well, given his, how shall I say, "taste" in "women". Then again, I suppose someone had to pick up the ball and run with it after they banned Fraudo. Props, Gaydah James. I guess.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:30 pm

UCant#2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:but James has previously expressed his undying love and admiration for Miss Molly.

Link? For real?

Yeah, id love that fucking link too.

16 candles was funny, and I expressed that in a movie thread-doesnt mean i'd ever touch that dirty fucking slunt with my pussy slayer. Not even to say that I did it. *shudders*

Definitely not my fucking style.

RACK goob for stirring shit up, though-I laughed.

Tard in Crapchester wrote:Funny that Gaydah James claims to be the resident board stud as well

I dont "claim" anything-I fucking AM. Period.

Lay the wood to multiple ho's that most of the cats in this world only tenderize thier sirloin to, and you'd be the same way.

Now Bow the fuck down and shut the fuck up, tard-you arent in my stratosphere.

I know it chafes your achy sopping twat to know this chick would kick the fuck out of your old porky ass at any given moment.

Yeah, the bitch is bad and I dig her "dont give a fuck" style and talented guitar playing and singing. It brings her hotness level up quite a few notches for me.

Whats your excuse for being married to a piglet whore who squeezed out puppies that arent even yours?

What kind of fucking sucker ass chump does that?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:00 pm

Raydah James wrote:Kirsten Dunst is ugly. This she-male is awesome:

I don't particularly like Kirsten, but something about her doesn't say "social disease."

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:16 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:

1st movie

she's flat.

~ Helen Keller

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:27 pm

UCant#2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:but James has previously expressed his undying love and admiration for Miss Molly.

Link? For real?

Unfortunately, the thread is long gone. It was one of those "Name your three favorite movies ever" threads, and James' list consisted of "16 Candles", and two other Molly Ringwald flicks whose names escape me. For real.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:31 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
UCant#2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:but James has previously expressed his undying love and admiration for Miss Molly.

Link? For real?
Unfortunately, the thread is long gone. It was one of those "Name your three favorite movies ever" threads, and James' list consisted of "16 Candles", and two other Molly Ringwald flicks whose names escape me. For real.

Fucking slunt-the other 2 in the 3 80's comedy thread were wierd science and caddyshack.

Damn, I almost forgot about this tasty morsel:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:33 pm

Raydah James wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
UCant#2 wrote:
Link? For real?
Unfortunately, the thread is long gone. It was one of those "Name your three favorite movies ever" threads, and James' list consisted of "16 Candles", and two other Molly Ringwald flicks whose names escape me. For real.

Fucking slunt-the other 2 in the 3 80's comedy thread were wierd science and caddyshack.

Different thread and you know it. Can't blame you for wanting to sweep that one under the rug, though. :wink:

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:34 pm

I find both Kirsten and the Guitar Gal visually, attractive, Molly too.

I'd have to withhold judgement until a blindfolded taste test could be performed.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:41 pm

Do a google image search with the words "weird science" and you'll find some Asian girl's photobucket account complete with b-cup shots.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:46 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Raydah James wrote:Kirsten Dunst is ugly. This she-male is awesome:

I don't particularly like Kirsten, but something about her doesn't say "social disease."

Or "She-male".

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:48 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Do a google image search with the words "weird science" and you'll find some Asian girl's photobucket account complete with b-cup shots.

Do they appear as D-cup shots if we search with bras on our head ?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:34 pm

That's great, dude. How does that relate to your viewing pleasure of the movie in question?

Depends, I guess. Spidey Uno was a'ight, for what it was. Kirsten Dunst was NOT at all attractive in that movie...even less so in part 2. Don't know what the hell they did to her. Again, it's all about lighting, make-up and shit.

Spidey 2 was a tight little effects ride, nothing more. Part 3 looks like it could be the keeper.

Overall viewing pleasure = 2 and 1/2 whatevers out of 5 whatevers.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:37 pm

Raydah James wrote:[

Yeah, the bitch is bad and I dig her "dont give a fuck" style

She's not giving..and I'm not taking.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:42 pm

Raydah James wrote:Lay the wood to multiple ho's that most of the cats in this world only tenderize thier sirloin to, and you'd be the same way.

See below. If that were the truth, you wouldn't be sporting such a hard-on for that she-male. Just sayin'. But like I said, someone had to pick up where Fraudo left off.

Now Bow the fuck down and shut the fuck up, tard-you arent in my stratosphere.

Unlike you, I never claimed to be the biggest stud on this board. One difference between you and I, though -- it is obvious to everyone that anyone to whom I claim to be attracted is female.

As I said before, your attraction to the she-male below belies your claims that you are a stud. Dins is more believeable than you in that regard, in that he at least admits to going ugly early.

I know it chafes your achy sopping twat to know this chick would kick the fuck out of your old porky ass at any given moment.

Yeah, the bitch is bad and I dig her "dont give a fuck" style and talented guitar playing and singing. It brings her hotness level up quite a few notches for me.

Looks like Ashlee Simpson's brother in drag.

I wouldn't fuck that with your dick.

Whats your excuse for being married to a piglet whore who squeezed out puppies that arent even yours?

Whore?

One of her kids isn't mine, the other two quite obviously are. And the one who isn't mine is her first husband's.

What kind of fucking sucker ass chump does that?

One with character. Don't expect you to understand that.

Raoul Duke · Post by **Raoul Duke** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:21 am

BBMarley wrote:
titlover wrote:
See You Next Wednesday wrote: Except for the huge freaking plot hole you could drive a Semi through.
what was it?
I concur.. what was it?

Still waiting for that "plot hole" that SYNW didnt understand.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:37 pm

Then, instead of cars being smashed on Euclid, we can go back to the Municipal workers digging up the street and doing nothing all day.

Heh heh...that's all we see around here. It's truly incredible, PA is one big orange cone zone. There'a a stretch of road between PGH and State College that I have been on frequently over the years, and it is ALWAYS jacked up. They'll finish a stretch, and seemingly tear it right back up again. It's fucking befuddling. There is NO DOUBT in my mind that PennDOT works just for the sake of working.

I'm sure in 200 years, if there are maglevs and jetbikes and all that, there will STILL be consistently inoperable and orange cone-laden stretches providing the norm here in PA.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:01 pm

Suddenly, Kirsten is looking rather appealing.

At least you wouldn't need the paper bag to cover her head.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:25 pm

Cicero wrote:I never even saw Part II.

LIES LIES LIES

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:38 pm

Diogenes wrote:

Her navel looks like a recently penetrated asshole.

Just sayin'.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:08 pm

Cicatrix wrote:
Her navel looks like a recently penetrated asshole.

Just sayin'.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

:?

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:16 pm

Cicatrix wrote:
Diogenes wrote:

Her navel looks like a recently penetrated asshole.

My, you must have a small Jimmy Johnson.....

Sucks to be you troop....