Annoying things in your life.....
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Annoying things in your life.....
While driving:
I live in a pretty non-descript house on an acre+half.......
Traffic is "rough " on the weekends due to the proximity to
the beach...
After screwing around with you dips for a bit and fucking around my "estate"...I decide to make a beer run...
What really gets' my goat (aside from Prime) is that when I pull onto
my local highway. Some fucknut a quarter mile up proceeds to pull his lumbersome 34' critter-crawler into traffic......Slowing the whole mess down.....After 2 cars would've crossed and left this tard with a clear lane on both sides of the lines.......
I live in a pretty non-descript house on an acre+half.......
Traffic is "rough " on the weekends due to the proximity to
the beach...
After screwing around with you dips for a bit and fucking around my "estate"...I decide to make a beer run...
What really gets' my goat (aside from Prime) is that when I pull onto
my local highway. Some fucknut a quarter mile up proceeds to pull his lumbersome 34' critter-crawler into traffic......Slowing the whole mess down.....After 2 cars would've crossed and left this tard with a clear lane on both sides of the lines.......
The only right answer to a fool is silence
This black woman in my office. She is one of the people that closes my loans. Every month a production e-mail is sent out showing how much each closer did. well, she was last this past month and instead of working harder, she decided to have a meeting w/ our regional manager and complain that its others people fault for taking all the loans. Typical I guess.
Re: Annoying things in your life.....
Is it as rough as when you were fighting the Taliban after 9/11?ADAM wrote:
I live in a pretty non-descript house on an acre+half.......
Traffic is "rough "
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Re: Annoying things in your life.....
Rack Fu wrote:Is it as rough as when you were fighting the Taliban after 9/11?ADAM wrote:
I live in a pretty non-descript house on an acre+half.......
Traffic is "rough "
I never "fought" the Taliban......
I was never in Afghanistan...
Iraq, however...........
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You shit trolls need to keep your so called "facts" straight.ADAM wrote:Rack Fu wrote:Is it as rough as when you were fighting the Taliban after 9/11?ADAM wrote:
I live in a pretty non-descript house on an acre+half.......
Traffic is "rough "
I never "fought" the Taliban......
I was never in Afghanistan...
Iraq, however...........
The Adam circa the Rome board right after 9/11 signed up and went to Afghanistan. That was the end of '01, beginning of '02.
We didn't go into Iraq until March of '03.
Thanks for playing, douche.
You can keep up this charade as long as you'd like but all of us here remember the epic pile-on that you received.
There is nothing more despicable than pretending to be a combat soldier when you're not. I don't doubt that you were in the service right after high school (even though you have zero credibility to warrant such) but you most certainly weren't in after 9/11. This topic has been decided long ago.
Buh-bye.
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Re: Annoying things in your life.....
Wasn't he going to Ranger School?Rack Fu wrote:
You can keep up this charade as long as you'd like but all of us here remember the epic pile-on that you received.
I could be mistaken....
...not about him being a lying faggot, though.
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While driving:Annoying things in your life.
What really gets' my goat is when I pull my 34' critter-crawler into traffic after waiting an fn 20 minutes to do so, and some drunkin speeding a-hole who was a freakin quarter a mile back, catches up in no time and proceeds to continually pull out to pass when it is not safe to do so, causing all sorts of stress for everyone else on the road who are just trying to get somewhere.
Idiot shit face pricks like that are prolly in such a big hurry just so they can get to a beer store.
RACKS to whomever it was who first came up with the original idea for this sort of bit, and sorry if I messed it up some.
Am I wrong...God, I hope so.
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Does it really matter?Martyred wrote:Wasn't he going to Ranger School?Rack Fu wrote:
You can keep up this charade as long as you'd like but all of us here remember the epic pile-on that you received.
I could be mistaken....
...not about him being a lying faggot, though.
The best part was him posting a supposed picture of himself training at Ft. Hood - only that the uniform was USMC. Or he was claiming to be USMC and posted a picture of himself in an Army uniform. I can't remember which it was. I just remember that he claimed being in one branch and posted pictures of another branch. Everyone got a good laugh at shit troll's expense. He then PM'd me about not giving him a hard time and that he was just playing around. I told him that it was no joking matter and posted the PMs. Wish I copied them somewhere.
Being dishonest and stupid is certainly getting him far in life.
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Damn you, Fu. I thought you Bureau guys kept better records than that!
I would kill to see that man-gina's pissy PM's.
I would kill to see that man-gina's pissy PM's.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Annoying things in your life.....
If I remember correctly that's the one it was. Why you'd use that alone as a clue is beyond me though. I wouldn't think it'd be too far fetched. I could be wrong, but I think the Marines send their marines to Ft. Benning to get airborne training.Rack Fu wrote:The best part was him posting a supposed picture of himself training at Ft. Hood - only that the uniform was USMC.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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As does the Navy with their SEAL's.Tom In VA wrote:If I remember correctly that's the one it was. Why you'd use that alone as a clue is beyond me though. I wouldn't think it'd be too far fetched. I could be wrong, but I think the Marines send their marines to Ft. Benning to get airborne training.Rack Fu wrote:The best part was him posting a supposed picture of himself training at Ft. Hood - only that the uniform was USMC.
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Annoying is when being mistaken for a Marine.
But as per usual
Fucking
Beyond
Ignorance
Fails to see the Cavalry patch....
The only Marine you see Fudge Fu is the one packing the shit so far up your ass that not only have your eyes turned brown but you might has well start wearing a shit brown hat...
I never said I was a Marine there Fucko..
But as per usual
Fucking
Beyond
Ignorance
Fails to see the Cavalry patch....
The only Marine you see Fudge Fu is the one packing the shit so far up your ass that not only have your eyes turned brown but you might has well start wearing a shit brown hat...
I never said I was a Marine there Fucko..
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That's the thing that I remember best because it was such a monumental screw up.Tom In VA wrote:If I remember correctly that's the one it was. Why you'd use that alone as a clue is beyond me though. I wouldn't think it'd be too far fetched. I could be wrong, but I think the Marines send their marines to Ft. Benning to get airborne training.Rack Fu wrote:The best part was him posting a supposed picture of himself training at Ft. Hood - only that the uniform was USMC.
Trust me, it had nothing to do with Marines being cross trained with the Army. It had everything to do with a troll getting caught in a continuity snafu.
Hell, I remember everyone praising Adam after 9/11 when he said that he was so pissed that he was signing back up. Hence, the venom aimed at him when he was caught being a lying, attention-whoring douchebag.
I love how shit toll pretends that none of that happened.
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I have no idear about any of that. If what you say is true, then the venom is well targeted.Rack Fu wrote:Hence, the venom aimed at him when he was caught being a lying, attention-whoring douchebag.
I love how shit toll pretends that none of that happened.
But I just want to know what a "critter-crawler" is. :?
I am unfamiliar with this term.
You forgot the harrassing cops that routinely pull you pathetic ass over.Toddowen wrote:Working around cliques of sneaky, surly Ricans and babbling, lazy and slouching Blacks.
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Stop driving like an asshole, fuckface. Stop crying about performing a basic civic duty...and stop bitch-wailing about the consequences you're facing for finding that duty much too onerous.Toddowen wrote:It's been a year since I was last pulled over...for running a red light.RadioFan wrote:You forgot the harrassing cops that routinely pull you pathetic ass over.Toddowen wrote:Working around cliques of sneaky, surly Ricans and babbling, lazy and slouching Blacks.
{it was yellow all the way}
The cop was a real dickhead too. And I later read that this same cop was involved in some sort of dispute with the town clerk over not being picked for promotion.....right at the time of my ticket.....What a fucking asshole.
I wasn't so much pissed at the cost of the ticket, but that I was just about to go shopping around for less expensive auto insurance. Why bother after that?
And I don't like recieving a letter from the state telling me that if I so much as get one more traffic violation of any kind in the next three years that I'll have to attend a mandatory drivers education class.....what a bunch of bullshit.
Or, just cap yourself...but wrap your head in a towel first, so that your wife doesn't have to get the mop out.
In short, take some personal fucking responsibility for ONCE.
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No, no, no, no, no.Or, just cap yourself...but wrap your head in a towel first, so that your wife doesn't have to get the mop out.
Using a suitable large caliber handgun is still going to put your brains all over the wall.
Better outside, where the mess can be hosed down and left for the crows to pick and fight over. If you do it in the house, it fucks up the sheet rock, the carpet and all that shit.
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Smack Chat Mods?Uncle Fester wrote:They probably had SCMODS.It's been a year since I was last pulled over...for running a red light.
{it was yellow all the way}
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Teenage drivers who never use their turn signals while driving 30 miles an hour over the speed limit. They're too niave to realize the risk they present to themselves and others.
Not remembering the many other things that bug the hell outta me.
Teenage drivers who never use their turn signals while driving 30 miles an hour over the speed limit. They're too niave to realize the risk they present to themselves and others.
Not remembering the many other things that bug the hell outta me.
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