Hey, I was just fibbing.
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But lets just say he signs up for the prison glee club, or the prison golden gloves tournament, or maybe the Easter play, ...I wonder if someone could take him ooout.
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Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
I'd say a lifetime of that is about as bad as it can get... worse than daily buttfuckings in the mouth as part of the gen pop.Jsc810 wrote:He's going to the fed's SuperMax which means he will have ZERO contact with other inmates. Like on Death Row in Louisiana, he will be in his cell 23 hours per day, everyday, 24/7/365, until he assumes room temp.
Prisoners rarely see each other, and inmates' only human interaction is limited to that of the "correctional officers". Religious services are broadcast in from a small chapel.
No way America won. None of the victims' families looked or sounded like they won.Luther wrote: No way he won. I would rather get the injection than spend the rest of my life (yeah, I know...about 10 years) in a closet. After awhile his brain will just turn into pudding.
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Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
America "won" because a jury of ordinary citizens rendered judgement.Some Damn Retard wrote:No way America won. None of the victims' families looked or sounded like they won.Luther wrote: No way he won. I would rather get the injection than spend the rest of my life (yeah, I know...about 10 years) in a closet. After awhile his brain will just turn into pudding.
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We haven't heard the last of this clown, unfortunately. His being able to rub our noses in it, at least for a while, gives him a win.
Rack that.You will ROT in prison.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Honestly, mv, it is because both are basically idiots to the reality of the whole fucking thing. Moose, he doesn't want to ever show that he was ever hardshipped at all, and the bleeding hearts couldn't find their asses with a whoop-ass can full of common sense. Both groups have virtually little grasp with what doctors usually tell the dying cancer patient, "Quality of life".mvscal wrote:If that's true, why are these shitballs all smiles everytime they get life in prison instead of death?
Why do bleeding hearts lobby to end capital punishment if life in prison is even worse?
If that dumb fuck actually thought he "got over", he wouldn't have requested a new trial. He's fucked, and he knows it.Luther wrote:Honestly, mv, it is because both are basically idiots to the reality of the whole fucking thing. Moose, he doesn't want to ever show that he was ever hardshipped at all, and the bleeding hearts couldn't find their asses with a whoop-ass can full of common sense. Both groups have virtually little grasp with what doctors usually tell the dying cancer patient, "Quality of life".mvscal wrote:If that's true, why are these shitballs all smiles everytime they get life in prison instead of death?
Why do bleeding hearts lobby to end capital punishment if life in prison is even worse?
Moose isn't going to wear New Balance shoes like his buddy Zarquawi, he's not going to be able to wipe the needles from Ozama's dialysis machine, he's not going to even see these fuckers on the tube again. He's got to "mentally" picture Anna Nicole Smith, but his mind is becoming pudding and the images of Mimi from the Drew Carey show flood his mush. He can't even take long hot showers because his nozzle is time set.
Moose can't even sit and shoot the shit with Richard Reid, the tard who tried to light his shoes on fire. He can't even try to cheat at poker if he's playing with Omar Abdul-Rahman, the blind fucking sheik.
He gets a black and white TV that shows only educational or religious shows. Maybe, and it will happen, he will at some time get to see some old shows by Jimmy Swaggert and consider them to be the funniest things EVER.
He's smiling at the camera's now, but I'll guaran-damn-tee you he won't have that smile on his face this time next year.
Fuck him, and fuck the bleeding hearts. Both know shit.
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