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Joke from a liberal friend...

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A friend of mine sent this to me....

(laugh at the joke.. not the politics)
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Firing Squad

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in
a small Central American country. Bill Clinton is first placed against
the wall and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.

Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad fall apart and Al slips over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He
is thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall."





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As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his
direction, he grins and yells, "Fire!"
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older than granpa's buckskin condoms.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
-John Heisman

"Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise --- the other, loyalty." Fielding Yost



Go Blue!
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