Can't. Stop. Laughing. Part II

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:19 am

http://www.aimforgreatness.com/index.html

Is this real?

Chris Rix QB academy???????

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:36 am

http://www.Aimforthehandicappedspot.com

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:13 am

Yeees, I saw this earlier. He is good man, but I wish he had some of the intagibles and skills that he preaches on that site. Still dont know why he didnt start the UF game is senior year. By the time he was brought in, it was too late.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:18 am

Cicero wrote:He is good man,

Students recognized Rix as he parked his sports utility vehicle near one of his classes last Thursday, and chastised him as he walked away. They then left a note on his windshield and called police, who put a lock on a tire so the vehicle couldn't be moved, school officials said.

This is just the latest off-the-field problem for Rix, a redshirt junior from Santa Margarita, Calif. Last year, he was suspended for Florida State's Sugar Bowl game for sleeping through a final exam.

Last season, he was benched after the Notre Dame loss, in part for being late for team meetings and for poor class attendance.

FIVE losses to Miami. That should be it right there.

Great guy, btw.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri May 12, 2006 3:43 am

He was a good kid. Little stuck on himself, but a man of god and leading a good honest life now.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Fri May 12, 2006 5:18 am

Nobody's mentioned the fact that his signature features "laces" in the middle of the "C" and he dots his "i" with a cross. God, what a fucking homo.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:36 am

The testimonial from the award- winning meteorologist seals it for me.

Where do I sign?

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:04 am

I always that that thi swas more gay.........

"Rix, who has his own Web site as well as No. 16 monograms on the side of his SUV, blamed last year's behavior on personal distractions."

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:55 pm

I liked that he used to hand out business cards that said: "Chris Rix, Starting Quarterback, Florida State University"

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:56 pm

Cicero wrote:He was a good kid. Little stuck on himself, but a man of god and leading a good honest life now.

Stop it Crown.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:03 pm

Nolesy wrote:
Cicero wrote:He was a good kid. Little stuck on himself, but a man of god and leading a good honest life now.
Stop it Crown.

Crown doesnt post here, slowtard. Rix made some mistakes at FSU but he is a good kid. I dont hold a grudge against him anymore, unlike some FSU fans.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:12 pm

The above posts does nothing to strengthen you aurguement that you are not crown.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:29 pm

Cicero wrote:Crown doesnt post here, slowtard. Rix made some mistakes at FSU but he is a good kid. I dont hold a grudge against him anymore, unlike some FSU fans.

For someone with 5600+ posts, you don't pay attention for dick.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:57 pm

Killian wrote:
Cicero wrote:Crown doesnt post here, slowtard. Rix made some mistakes at FSU but he is a good kid. I dont hold a grudge against him anymore, unlike some FSU fans.
For someone with 5600+ posts, you don't pay attention for dick.

Probably right

I guess its a joke, but no less annoying.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri May 12, 2006 3:25 pm

No, it's the use of the word "tard" with specific posters who have given valid reasons as to why they dislike the way that word is used.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 12, 2006 3:32 pm

K,

Tard, while insensitive, will always be gloss started way back that is hard to get rid of around here. I still type it sometimes just because of habit, but I always backspace it and put in something else.
Just sayin'.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri May 12, 2006 3:52 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:K,

Tard, while insensitive, will always be gloss started way back that is hard to get rid of around here. I still type it sometimes just because of habit, but I always backspace it and put in something else.
Just sayin'.

I understand that, and while I don't like it, I agree. But as we've stated in a few different threads, there are spme things people consider off limits for a variety of reasons. While I don't claim to know much, I do know what certain hot button words/topics are for certain posters. We know that Nolsey (for very good reason) dislikes that word. Nolsey is a big boy and can fight his own battles, but when that specific word is directed at him, I think it shows very poor use of judgement on the other posters part.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 12, 2006 3:58 pm

Agree. Nolesy, while sucking horsecock at UBB code, is a stand-up dude and I know damn well what not to say to him and what is ok.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri May 12, 2006 4:08 pm

Killian wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:K,

Tard, while insensitive, will always be gloss started way back that is hard to get rid of around here. I still type it sometimes just because of habit, but I always backspace it and put in something else.
Just sayin'.
I understand that, and while I don't like it, I agree. But as we've stated in a few different threads, there are spme things people consider off limits for a variety of reasons. While I don't claim to know much, I do know what certain hot button words/topics are for certain posters. We know that Nolsey (for very good reason) dislikes that word. Nolsey is a big boy and can fight his own battles, but when that specific word is directed at him, I think it shows very poor use of judgement on the other posters part.

I honestly had no idea that he doesnt like the use of that word. My apologies.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri May 12, 2006 5:09 pm

Well.....retire the word.....like its an old jersey or something.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri May 12, 2006 5:40 pm

T REX wrote:Well.....retire the word.....like its an old jersey or something.

The hard part is trying to get everyone to stop using it. That's much easier said than done.

TheChief · Post by **TheChief** » Sat May 13, 2006 12:36 am

Anyone going to a Rix QB academy should be shot. For being such a "good" guy, and "following in the footsteps of the Lord", he certainly didn't learn about being humble and being seen instead of heard....

Rix = tard

^^^^^^ Is that use ok?

Nolesy, fuck this thread man...tell us about your hike! You nail some wilderbeast or what?

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Sat May 13, 2006 10:41 pm

Oh yea the hike. Well I had a change of venue and went to Shenandoah national park in Virginia instead of N. Geo.
The hiking during the day was absoulutely stellar. Great weather and the trees were just starting to bud. The AT runs right up the park for 100 miles.
Man for a fat flatlander like myself climbing those mountain climbs were some work. legs and feet held up great but lungs none functional climbing steep grades with a 45lb. pack.
hooked up with a guy around my age and we hiked a couple days together. He was a local and a huge Va. tech fan that thinks M. Vick is a thug and glad to be rid of him.
Freaking deer EVERYWHERE and tame too. Chiefs Dad would have tagged out in 2 minutes with his hammer. I mean these rascals would walk up to you if you held your hand out thinking you wanted to feed them. Often walked by them with in 5 feet and they just looked at me. They were healthy looking and bigger than our deer here. I told a ranger that we did'nt let our deer walk around like stray dogs where I live.

There were very few people in the park that time of the year which was nice. How ever one night I had the shit scared out of me by a bear.
Spaced through out the park, every 13 miles or so they have shelters. Theses are stone built 3 sided buildings that hikers may sleep in if they choose. They are built next to water sources, usually small streams . They can sleep up to 10-12 hikers. You may also pitch a tent if you don't like sleeping with a bunch of snoring strangers who stink.
Out side of the shelters are 12 foot steel poles with hooks so one can hang thier food. It is very unwise not to hang your food out of a bears reach. I'm in a shelter by myselfone night and just as it gets dark...........I hear a crashing through trees coming down the mountain side. You geussed it. Mr bear trarts growling, grunting, and trying to climb up the pole. Mr. nolesy mean while lays in his sleeping bag shiting bricks as all he has to defend himself is a buck knife and and hiking poles. The bear left aftyer about 10 minutes of trying to climb the pole with no luck and staining Nolesy's panties. Needless to say I slept not that night. Did see a cool moon rise over the mountain range at 3:30 am.
Over all a gret adventure.

Lessons learned:
loose weight
stop smoking
get a hiking partner
bears probably don't make good pets.
This fat ole man can still bring it.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat May 13, 2006 11:26 pm

We here in SoMexifornia, where Dallas Raines works, will keep an eye out for the "Austin Raines" soon-to-be phenom stories.....