By the end of the next NFL season...
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By the end of the next NFL season...
This is close, but I'll give the Commander in Chimp the benefit of the doubt.
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You think you're pretty funny, don't you?

For your information, asshole, see that bus over my shoulder in this picture of me and former Green Bay Packer defensive tackle Cletidus Hunt? SEE IT, FUCKER?! Brett Favre was in that bus and he fucking waved to me, fuckerface. Waved to me. Not you. Me. Brett and me are like this close to being boyz and shit. I will NOT have you crack wise at his expense. DO YOU FUCKING READ ME, MOTHER FUCKER?!
What was this thread about again?
For your information, asshole, see that bus over my shoulder in this picture of me and former Green Bay Packer defensive tackle Cletidus Hunt? SEE IT, FUCKER?! Brett Favre was in that bus and he fucking waved to me, fuckerface. Waved to me. Not you. Me. Brett and me are like this close to being boyz and shit. I will NOT have you crack wise at his expense. DO YOU FUCKING READ ME, MOTHER FUCKER?!
What was this thread about again?
Life's Pretty Straight Without Jimmy Medalions.
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I'm the white guy. But my hair totally doesn't look like that anymore, so you can't smack me about it.
But for the sake of this next discussion, let's say my hair still looked like that. Do you think the Koreans would think I was epic? I mean I'd have to get a more colorful shirt and all, but I'd be big time, huh? Maybe?
But for the sake of this next discussion, let's say my hair still looked like that. Do you think the Koreans would think I was epic? I mean I'd have to get a more colorful shirt and all, but I'd be big time, huh? Maybe?
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What the fuck do they have against goatees?!! Hell, if I dropped a couple of dimes and grew a mullet I'd be the fucking man here in the 636, too.
No shades? Don't they have the fucking SUN in South Korea?! I really don't need this right now, poptart. It's not even 9:03.
No shades? Don't they have the fucking SUN in South Korea?! I really don't need this right now, poptart. It's not even 9:03.
Life's Pretty Straight Without Jimmy Medalions.
Btw, CLE-TEE-US ought not be spelled Cletidus.
WT F ... is that ...?
I'm sure none of the 'idiot' gene from mom and dad got passed on to him though.
Wasn't he supposed to be on the bus ... ?
Anyway ......
Cletidus is listed as 6'4".
Looks like you're goin' at 'bout 6'3", Elvis.
'Poofed' hair pressed down and I'd call it 6'1.
Better take about 6 inches off your legs if you want to fit in with the Koreans.
WT F ... is that ...?
I'm sure none of the 'idiot' gene from mom and dad got passed on to him though.
Wasn't he supposed to be on the bus ... ?

Anyway ......
Cletidus is listed as 6'4".
Looks like you're goin' at 'bout 6'3", Elvis.
'Poofed' hair pressed down and I'd call it 6'1.
Better take about 6 inches off your legs if you want to fit in with the Koreans.