Pat Robertson leg presses 2000 lbs????

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:21 pm

No seriously, that's what he claims.

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In case anybody forgot, this is Pat Robertson.

BTW: I also bench 1500 lbs and can lift large farm animals with my penis.

Seriously. And it's all because of my "protien shakes".

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:56 pm

"Protien?"

Uh-oh, here we go again.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:04 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:"Protien?"

Uh-oh, here we go again.

I like to keep the spell checkers busy.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:06 pm

So Pat drinks a protein shake which enables him to leg-press 2000 pounds??

Alrighty then.

That's still only HALF of what Raider James can press.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:10 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:So Pat drinks a protein shake which enables him to leg-press 2000 pounds??

Alrighty then.

That's still only HALF of what Raider James can press.

A more interesting battle would be between Pat and James in the hairspray department.

Nah, James would still kick his ass.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:10 pm

Its utterly impossible for a gym rat in his 20s to do that let alone a geriatric.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:19 pm

You gotta problem with me, punk? Don't you know that I'm training to be a cage fighter?

-Pat "The Leg Presser" Robertson

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:25 pm

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:29 pm

He beefing up his training for the Robertson-Hugo Chavez cage match.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:57 pm

What? You can't???