I'm not Gay,but...

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:42 am

I love the new Summer Wheat Ale from Henry Weinhards.

Oh God,its a flavored beer "with Natural coriander orange flavor".

Its just fookin tasty,I cant help it!

Carneliat · Post by **Carneliat** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:19 am

Wanna know how I know your gay...

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:13 pm

Hows that?

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:41 pm

I just never knew that Hefeweizens were considered a gay beer,...untill that is, I started reading "Dinsdales Beer Diaries".

I imagine like Che himself, Dins rode from Micro brewery to micro B. on the back of a motorcycle driven by some leather clad guy who loved wheat beer. Only after the fact did Dins find out that his partner in beer wanted a partner and thus his disdain for the fine drink that is wheat beer.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:29 am

Hoegaarden is the shit. Liefmans is even better.

Rather wheat beer than weak beer.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:45 am

Nishlord wrote:Hoegaarden is the shit. Liefmans is even better.

Rather wheat beer than weak beer.

I introduced Atomic Punk to Hoegaarden on tap at a pub in Philly.
It is now one of his favorite beers. Excellent beer.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:18 am

Nishlord wrote:Hoegaarden is the shit. Liefmans is even better.

Rather wheat beer than weak beer.

RACK the fuck outta that. GREAT beer.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:18 am

Nishlord wrote:Hoegaarden is the shit. Liefmans is even better.

Rather wheat beer than weak beer.

hoegaarden is the shit. and once i land a real job, i'll be able to afford it regularly. not now at $10/sixer.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:49 am

I paid $11.75 for a 6 of this tonight:

$10 a six ain't shit. Especially considering that $10 gets out of your hand pretty quick in a bar.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:28 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Nishlord wrote:Hoegaarden is the shit. Liefmans is even better.

Rather wheat beer than weak beer.
hoegaarden is the shit. and once i land a real job, i'll be able to afford it regularly. not now at $10/sixer.

Over here, it's $6.21 a pint, which means you don't chug it. Having it served in a glass the weight and thickness of a decanter helps, too.

Liefmans Kriek is fucking gorgeous. It's a sour cherry beer that's so strong, they're not allowed to serve it in pint glasses. The raspberry version is lovely too. Definately an acquired taste, though.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:54 pm

Toddowen wrote:Here's what I've been craving lately...

I just wish I could find it in the 64 oz. growler like they used to sell it. The 12 oz bottles are decent. But with the growler, that unfiltered homebrew experience would really make itself known. And as long as you redeemed the growler for deposit, it was one of the best beer values to be found @ under $5 for 64 oz's of decent suds.

Start your own thread machinist boy,this is a gay wheat beer thread

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:02 pm

Trampis wrote: I'm not Gay

Bull fucking shit.

You put that bottle of hef to that lips, and you're about a half-step away from sucking random cocks.

Sorry, dude -- I don't make the rules...I just apply them to random strangers on the internet

mvscal wrote: Wheat beers are the gateway drug to homosexuality. I would say in a week to ten days tops, you'll be servicing rest stop glory holes.

Dins told me.

And I told you staight-up FACT.

It's sad to see a once-proud hetero like Tramp going down this road, but apparently, the closet doors just weren't strong enough to hold him back. At least IndyFrisco got over his "fellatio phase" while he was still in high school -- it's gotta be brutal to find out these things about yourself as a grown man...just brutal.

Oh well, life goes on. I'll just sit here and thank my lucky stars that I'm not a fucking homo...like Trampis.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Oh well, life goes on. I'll just sit here and thank my lucky stars that I'm not a fucking homo...like Trampis.

I call bullshit!

sin,

my sig

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:23 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Trampis wrote: I'm not Gay
Bull fucking shit.

You put that bottle of hef to that lips, and you're about a half-step away from sucking random cocks.

Sorry, dude -- I don't make the rules...I just apply them to random strangers on the internet

mvscal wrote: Wheat beers are the gateway drug to homosexuality. I would say in a week to ten days tops, you'll be servicing rest stop glory holes.

Dins told me.

And I told you staight-up FACT.

It's sad to see a once-proud hetero like Tramp going down this road, but apparently, the closet doors just weren't strong enough to hold him back. At least IndyFrisco got over his "fellatio phase" while he was still in high school -- it's gotta be brutal to find out these things about yourself as a grown man...just brutal.

Oh well, life goes on. I'll just sit here and thank my lucky stars that I'm not a fucking homo...like Trampis.

I just cant except it...I just cant.

Im going to have to go with the money lining my pockets defense,seeing how I grow wheat from time to time here on the farm,...not barley or hops....drinking wheat beer is in my best interest,so as to support the wheat industry.

Using that whole greedy money thing makes me feel much more masculine.Now if you'll please excuse me I have to go change the oil in my Miata.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:54 am

Why is Hefeweissen so cloudy? It looks like some guy jerked off into glass of Miller Lite.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:02 am

Louis Cyphre wrote:Why is Hefeweissen so cloudy? It looks like some guy jerked off into glass of Miller Lite.

That doesn't taste very good.

signed,

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:37 pm

mvscal wrote:
Louis Cyphre wrote:Why is Hefeweissen so cloudy?
It's yeast. Hefe is German for yeast. It's a good source of B vitamins.

Too bad American brewers can't make a wheat beer worth drinking. I've never been able to understand that.

http://www.victorybeer.com/moonglow.html

Give me an address and I'll ship you a few on my tab.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:40 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Louis Cyphre wrote:Why is Hefeweissen so cloudy?
It's yeast. Hefe is German for yeast. It's a good source of B vitamins.

Too bad American brewers can't make a wheat beer worth drinking. I've never been able to understand that.
http://www.victorybeer.com/moonglow.html

Give me an address and I'll ship you a few on my tab.

Victory for the most part is shit beer.... is that the one exception?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:43 pm

BBMarley wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
mvscal wrote: It's yeast. Hefe is German for yeast. It's a good source of B vitamins.

Too bad American brewers can't make a wheat beer worth drinking. I've never been able to understand that.
http://www.victorybeer.com/moonglow.html

Give me an address and I'll ship you a few on my tab.
Victory for the most part is shit beer.... is that the one exception?

Thanks for playing. The next time I find a good beer from DE will be the first.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:46 pm

An old girlfriend used to drag me to a German bar and order that fooken wheat bear.

It was served warm with a slice of lemon and was cloudy, like someone had emptied a dust pan into the glass. I think there might even have been sea monkies swimming around in there.

Bleahhhh.

I always gave her my glass and ordered something called "Dortmunder Union," which was excellent. Whatever happened to that brand?

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:52 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
BBMarley wrote:
jiminphilly wrote: http://www.victorybeer.com/moonglow.html

Give me an address and I'll ship you a few on my tab.
Victory for the most part is shit beer.... is that the one exception?
Thanks for playing. The next time I find a good beer from DE will be the first.

Here ya go...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:59 pm

Weizenbock sounds like something two brokeback beer drinkers do after pulling out.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:09 pm

Louis Cyphre wrote:Why is Hefeweissen so cloudy?

Simple economics.

If a person is fucking stupid enough to get duped into thinking that wheat beer isn't fucking gay, and actually has a shot at tasting good, then the brewery figures you're fucking stupid enough to not even notice if they don't bother filtering it.

Great source of vitamins, as mentioned....also an excellent source of the shits(generally a much bigger problem during active fermentation, rather than post-fermentation).

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:01 pm

Regardless of the topic, if you have to start off your topic with the qualifier,
"I'm not Gay, but....", then you are fucking GAY.

So what do you do, drink a few wheat beers to loosen things up after getting your stool stuffed?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:21 pm

So, Tramp...

We've got you down as a reisling drinker (which is only a few spermatozoa short of white zin), a wheat beer drinker...

Just go ahead and complete the trifecta...post a thread espousing your love for Zima...just get it over with.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:04 am

Dinsdale wrote:So, Tramp...

We've got you down as a reisling drinker (which is only a few spermatozoa short of white zin), a wheat beer drinker...

Just go ahead and complete the trifecta...post a thread espousing your love for Zima...just get it over with.

Uh no,no Zima for this cat,or wine coolers or smirnoff whatever or hard lemonaids.

And just for the record...I like DRY Rieslings,not the fruity tasting ones. That should clear things up. Now please excuse me while I sort my collection of bicycle shorts.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:36 am

I love you too, Johnny Cakes.

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