Have you ever taken these boards so seriously

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:10 pm

PrimeX wrote:FREEZE FRAME!

Where the fuck do you get these pictures from?

Sheesh, could you at least post a couple of Patsy to take the edge off?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:12 pm

BSmack wrote: post a couple of Patsy to take the edge off?

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:12 pm

BSmack wrote:Where the fuck do you get these pictures from?

aln123

He/She's got all kinds of refreshments.

Patsy below.

DAMN THE COCKBLOCKZ!

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:24 pm

You know what that dot means??

It means that the coffee is ready.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:25 pm

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:26 pm

PrimeX wrote:aln123

I hear aln123 nailed Taryn in the back of a Truck, but it's neither conformed nor denied.

But seriously Prime...you win. Anything you want, just name it. But for the sake of all that is holy, I beg of you -- please make it stop.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:27 pm

And shouldn't primed be bannned for no {G} {/G} tags in the title?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:01 pm

I feel like I just got suckerpunched through my monitor. Who dribbled lk_scab like a roundball off of the tarmac?

Tell me it isn't J_Hogger's post-coital glow?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:30 pm

You know, I am sitting here talking to Katy about how y'all try to run me on the JHawk thing.

Have any of you talked to him in the last three years? I sure haven't.

But keep that smack fresh, folks.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:33 pm

That you aren't running smack on my in current context. I've given you plenty of fodder recently.

Dude, your avatar weirds me out.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:34 pm

What's the story behind the pictures?

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:35 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:What's the story behind the pictures?

Genetics are a bitch?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:37 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:You know, I am sitting here talking to Katy about how y'all try to run me on the JHawk thing.

1) Who is Katy?
2) What the fuck is the internet?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:38 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:What's the story behind the pictures?

The yellow shirt ones, I'm just drunk and silly.

I fell and fractured my face in three places in March.

The pic with the ball cap is after the bruising was fairly healed, but as you can see it effected the area around my right eye.

I have now had surgery to reset my nose and remove the splintering around my eye.

Hey, I have no issues with these pics, if I did I wouldn't have posted them. Hell, some of the funniest pics I've seen are of me, wytched with a snow penis and the one that was wytched of me and my kids as thugs.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:43 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
I fell and fractured my face in three places in March.

"No officer, really, I ran into the door. I'm so clumsy like that you know. Cletus would never, never hit me, would you Cletus?"

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:44 pm

Genetics are a bitch?

Don't be knocking Primo Carnera. Dude was tough.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:45 pm

e wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:That you aren't running smack on my in current context. I've given you plenty of fodder recently.
i honestly haven't paid enough attention to your "in current context" to bother with anything fresh

Dude, your avatar weirds me out.
it kinda spooks royals' pitchers, too

I like it, myself.

Our worthless tix were kinda worthwhile last weekend - we're in 113, row M, which would be killer seats for any other team. Was cool to be there and watch the beauty that is the Cards.

I have actually been lucky enough to know him and his family, as they lived in the same neighborhood I used to live in, in Independence.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:15 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:lucky

RACK!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:17 pm

lk_pick1 wrote: I fell and fractured my face in three places in March.

And the pavement hasn't been the same since.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:56 pm

Cracked sidewalk to hedges: Yeah, but you should see the bitch that tangled with me.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri May 26, 2006 8:14 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:You know, I am sitting here talking to Katy about how y'all try to run me on the JHawk thing.

would you prefer we stroll down the Kaley path instead........

shudder....

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Fri May 26, 2006 8:17 pm

Felix wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:You know, I am sitting here talking to Katy about how y'all try to run me on the JHawk thing.
would you prefer we stroll down the Kaley path instead........

shudder....

Sigh.. what a sweetie. I had a nice time with him on the plaza during the lights.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri May 26, 2006 8:23 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:

I had a nice time with him on the plaza during the lights.

yeah, I'll bet....

double shudder......

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Fri May 26, 2006 8:24 pm

One day the Shrubber obit will appear.

I wonder who will give a flying fuck.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 26, 2006 8:25 pm

Trust me...it was a lot better without the lights.

Sin,
Kaley

Moorese · Post by **Moorese** » Fri May 26, 2006 9:11 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Hey, I have no issues with these pics.

Them are some bountiful chins. Wager you could get a whole mess uh cocks in em.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 26, 2006 9:12 pm

Hey, I have no issues with these pics

Sin,
Blind People

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Fri May 26, 2006 9:20 pm

Jay Leno called...he wants his chin back.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 26, 2006 9:38 pm

Never seen you looking so bad my nasty one
They tell me that your not-so-fine face has come undone

Any sighted dude with half a brain surely would flee you my skank
Any able man who nailed you belongs in the drunk tank
When CSD is at your door
In the morning they won't be there no more
Any sighted dude would flee you

Have you ever seen a Hawk post since "that one time"
The posters on this board wish you'd become a mime

Any sighted dude with half a brain surely would flee you my skank
Any able man who nailed you belongs in the drunk tank
When CSD is at your door
In the morning they won't be there no more
Any sighted dude would flee you

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri May 26, 2006 9:39 pm

I take this board very, very seriously.

That being said, I think Irie Lagos would be a very generous lover.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri May 26, 2006 11:44 pm

Rack the FUCK out of this thread. Nothing like a good pileon at the onset of a holiday weekend.

lk? Before returning from the holiday weekend, be sure to remove the dried gack spackles in the creases if a wall or a floor or a "boyfriend" doesn't do it for you. :wink:

Roger_the_Meltdown · Post by **Roger_the_Meltdown** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:35 am

Cicatrix wrote:One day the Shrubber obit will appear.

I wonder who will give a flying fuck.

Well, well, well, HOOOOO BOY! What do we have here?

Another bitter single man, that will never get married.

Tell me all about me, shithead!

I'm 6'4 and weigh 204 pounds.

How about you?

Typical lonely single male fixated on me.

Shithead!

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Mon May 29, 2006 3:45 pm

I think I have a Jay Leno chin too!!!!

See, now I am right. When I go back for plastica numero due, I think I should have my chin done.

By the way, I can see how folks get addicted, seriously.

I would like to get my chin done and am definitely getting a little "lift" done, so I can fasten my shorts without catching a nip. :D

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:51 pm

Hi everyone. I just got back in town from Knoxville, TN - the land of bad radio stations and women who are stuck in the 80's. Not in a cool, chic, fashionable way. I mean mullets and stuff. But the mountains and hills and houses are beautiful there. And it was fun meeting people and seeing their faces when I announced I was a Gator fan. :)

ANNNNYWAYYYYYY, I just loosely skimmed through this thread and I wanted to add - for the LAST TIME - that I'm NOT MUSLIM!

Funny thread though!

Oh, and I think the main reason that pic on page 1 was NOT of Dinsdale is because it was taken outside!

EDIT: I just realized I was so tired from driving that my last sentence about Dins actually refers to ANOTHER thread....

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue May 30, 2006 10:10 pm

PrimeX wrote:

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:25 am

The fact that you guys can talk shit about Lk when there is a shit poster like M2 in the same thread shows the retardness of this board. And as for you guys still calling out people's illnesses as your only way to lay smack is just the icing on the cake on what is becoming a dying board.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:26 am

Then leave, twat.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:27 am

why its fun watching shit holes like you "try" to lay epic smack

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:29 am

Jeff in SD wrote:And as for you guys still calling out people's illnesses as your only way to lay smack is just the icing on the cake on what is becoming a dying board.

Someone's been drinkin' the kool-aid.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:29 am

I hope it's glucose free kool-aid.