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Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:14 pm

Astros pull Oswalt after the guy feels a little off and bring out the same gas cans from the 2004 NLCS.

Only chance Cards had against Oswalt.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:25 pm

Garner is feeling the wrath of 'Stro fan this fine morning. Pulling Oswalt, playing AAA Lane on a daily basis and pitching to mother fucking Pujols. Again.

Use your brain, 'stache boy!!!!!1

We can't hit. Our pen sucks. Our pitching staff is sulking without Roger. Our manager is being the boner. PrimeX is giving the gas face.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:05 pm

Oswalt fears Poo Holes.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:06 pm

Thanks Marcus.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:07 pm

Cicero wrote:Oswalt fears Poo Holes.

Oswalt fears no batter. I totally covet that guy. Astrofan needs to tell Clemens to piss off and embrace Oswalt, the better pitcher.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:09 pm

We do embrace Oz. However, we still need another starter.

Oh, and show me a pitcher who says they love pitching to Pujols and I'll show you a lying bitch.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:16 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Oh, and show me a pitcher who says they love pitching to Pujols and I'll show you a lying bitch.

'Twas what I meant. Oswalt goes after every hitter, but even he has to be saying "god damnit" when the mighty Albert walks to the plate. The ball probably says it too.