The pink hats are ruining the game. Bitches, go home!!!

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The pink hats are ruining the game. Bitches, go home!!!

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Delayed rant. The following post details my experience at a Sox game at Fenway Park last week...

Went to a Sox game today... counted 14 broads wearing Pink Red Sox caps in my section. Two of these dumb cunts are wearing old Nomah jerseys while three others are wearing Damon jerseys. Early in the game... it starts. They all boo after a Sox player makes an out. Here's the thing though, after a lead-off double, he hit the ball to the right side, getting the runner to 3rd with only one out. He'll receive congratulatory high fives in the dugout from his teammates. RACK him. Dumb broads.

Next inning, they all cheer widly when Wily Mo Pena makes a circus catch in the outfield. Here's the thing, dude got a late jump on the ball, turned himself the wrong way and stumbled going to the ball. Would have been a can of corn for any OF worth two shits. What a bunch of dumb broads.

Later in the game, the Pink Hat Posse starts cheering madly after a double play ground ball ends the inning for the Sox. All they saw was the guy from 3rd cross home plate. Hey bitches, inning is over. Sit down and shut the fuck up. Your Damon jersey is getting in my way. Btw -- any true Red Sox fan would have burned that rag you're wearing months ago. Get a clue!! I don't care how fucking cute you think he is. Die!

An inning later, they start screaming like banshees for the Sox runner on second base to keep running after the batter hits a ball down the line. "Go, go, score!! Wha??? Why are you stopping? GO!!" Shut up cunts, the ball landed foul. I hate my life. Why did I come here??

Next inning, Lowell comes up in a pressure situation. Dumb pink hat in front of me goes, "Oh shoot. This guy can't help us. He's terrible." I reply, "Oh really. He's hitting .330, he's one of "your" (I hate you) best hitters." Dumb cunt replies, "Yeah, but he's slumping." Me, "Huh? He's got a 10 game hitting streak and singled in his last at AB!" Her, "He looks old. He needs a shave, I don't like him." Me, "He needs a shave? You're wearing a Damon jersey!" Her, "Johnny was much better looking"

The Sox won the game. Pink hats go home happy. They will purchase more tickets. It will be even harder to get into a game. Ugh. Why does God hate me so???
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Post by PrimeX »

Atleast you doon't have to listen to bees buzz on the loud speakers and you also don't have a fucking train on the outfield wall. At this point I think our teams have about equal geigh, but then I remember our outfield flag pole.

We've got 'bode on the geigh right thur.
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Post by Ucant#...??? »

PrimeX wrote:Atleast you doon't have to listen to bees buzz.

That noise, or its gay-assed Boston equivalent (the sound of Sox sweeping a floor??!!), would drown out most of the things I heard those stupid Pink Hats utter.

Sounds like more of a solution to my problem...
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Post by Bizzarofelice »

Prime speaks the truth. The buzzing is annoying. Maybe that's just Cardsfan saying it because they play that when Berkman hits one of those bloop fly home runs to left, even more annoying.

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Re: The pink hats are ruining the game. Bitches, go home!!!

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Ucant#...??? wrote:The Sox won the game.
Bode over Royals fan.

They should make the Royals players wear the pink hats until they can show the actually understand the game they are getting paid to play.
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Post by The Assassin »

Wanna know what is worse?

Pink hats worn crooked.
Al Davis=Fidel Castro
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Post by Adelpiero »

ucunt

the pink hats are awfull, but the pink cardinal jerseys are abslutely brutal.


now they have pink cardinal sweatshirts, tshirts, and other cardinal shit in the pink line.
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Adelpiero wrote:the pink cardinal jerseys are abslutely brutal.

now they have pink cardinal sweatshirts, tshirts, and other cardinal shit in the pink line.
So how many did you buy?
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PrimeX wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:the pink cardinal jerseys are abslutely brutal.

now they have pink cardinal sweatshirts, tshirts, and other cardinal shit in the pink line.
So how many did you buy?
1 for your mother, and 2 for your sister.
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