Have you ever taken these boards so seriously

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:33 am

Jeff in SD wrote:why its fun watching shit holes like you "try" to lay epic smack

Remind us what epic smack is, por favor. I'm sure Jeff in SD has offered scathing smack in his past.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:41 am

He ran already? What a pussy.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:19 am

I'm #92.

hahahaha. Mostly this is a pile on for pick, but I am tired of this freaking thread.

I don't like seeing the names here...kind of like those ToT threads that linger. One of those skeeter boxes that DON"T zap 'em into dust. This is one of them.

I'm using this thread as my starter gun. Once this baby hits a hun, it is time for another basement cleanout. When I get it clean, I'm going to put up a "Yawd Sale Sign."

Typically, I usually try the Tard Meter deal, but too many in this thread are immune to it. Fucking tards.

Rip City

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:47 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Jeff in SD wrote:why its fun watching shit holes like you "try" to lay epic smack
Remind us what epic smack is, por favor. I'm sure Jeff in SD has offered scathing smack in his past.

Well, it took you guys three lk posts to finally start and try to lay down smack on someone. Usually once someone goes off and starts to smack, you lock it up right away. Quit saying you guys are the elite of smack and prove it every once in a while instead of blaming everyone you dont like on spray.

Oh, and you have full blown AIDS

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:55 pm

Jeff in SD wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Jeff in SD wrote:why its fun watching shit holes like you "try" to lay epic smack
Remind us what epic smack is, por favor. I'm sure Jeff in SD has offered scathing smack in his past.
Well, it took you guys three lk posts to finally start and try to lay down smack on someone. Usually once someone goes off and starts to smack, you lock it up right away. Quit saying you guys are the elite of smack and prove it every once in a while instead of blaming everyone you dont like on spray.

Oh, and you have full blown AIDS

You guys ever take these boards so seriously that you register an obvious troll at another board just to whine and complain on behalf of of others?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:05 pm

JCT wrote:You know what that dot means??

It means that the coffee is ready.

Rack.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:37 pm

Still waiting for one of you all to run me as a Rosie O Fat identical twin. Proceed, though.

:D

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:02 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Jeff in SD wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: Remind us what epic smack is, por favor. I'm sure Jeff in SD has offered scathing smack in his past.
Well, it took you guys three lk posts to finally start and try to lay down smack on someone. Usually once someone goes off and starts to smack, you lock it up right away. Quit saying you guys are the elite of smack and prove it every once in a while instead of blaming everyone you dont like on spray.

Oh, and you have full blown AIDS
You guys ever take these boards so seriously that you register an obvious troll at another board just to whine and complain on behalf of of others?

Bro, to say that we take boards seriously and meanwhile brush the many on this site that do the same thing under the rug as you say that makes it hypocritical. Face it, we all take this shit on here way to seriously otherwise we would be actually doing work. I'm not sticking up for one person or another because certain people do go over the line. However I think its just childish, that we all have to be stuck on our seperate boards because one person thinks another person is super mean. A few of us decided oh what the hell lets mess around with you guys, and someone has to immediately lock up the thread for fear of looking bad. If someone is fucking with you, smack them into obscurity, kinda of like everyone likes to throw M2 under the bus. Which is something every board should unite and rejoice in. Because we can all agree he is a windchime loving piece of garbage.

YD · Post by YD » Wed May 31, 2006 6:17 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Jeff in SD wrote:And as for you guys still calling out people's illnesses as your only way to lay smack is just the icing on the cake on what is becoming a dying board.
Someone's been drinkin' the kool-aid.

gallons of it by the looks

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:18 pm

My whole point of this thread was that proto, who happens to more than likely live in a better area in the northland in KC than Staley Farms and definitely would hang out at much better venues than I could certainly ever even dream of, and probably dines at Pierpont's, McCormick - hell, he prolly even just chills at BB's on a Sunday night, or maybe just getting up to Barry Road for Sushi for lunch - but he

Thinks it would be a good thing if I died. I thought it wasn't nice. I would love to have a life like his, seriously, but I can't afford it, and I would never wish death on anyone. Not nice, not nice at all.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:20 pm

Oh, and I'm going to fix chicken breasts on the grill for dinner. I'm not swamped with work today.

I don't want to use the kitchen, there's no COTC, and I have taters and frozen veggies. If you all have suggestions, I'd love them.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:28 pm

Don't drip facegore onto the grill.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:38 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Don't drip facegore onto the grill.

Sweetie, I haven't had any oozing or anything for quite a while. My nose isn't bleeding or anything, which is good.

If it was, I'd call it Ketchup.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:42 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Sweetie, I haven't had any oozing or anything for quite a while.

That’s a statement you won’t often see in a personals ad.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:46 pm

Unfortunately, you WILL see stuff like this:

even on...Halloween.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:07 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Unfortunately, you WILL see stuff like this:

even on...Halloween.

I am absolutely the VERY BEST Wicked Witch of the West when it comes to Halloween. I will have to see how things go this year. Seriously, I've put green mud pack on my face for it - I love being the witch! Dude, you just soooooooooooooo made me wish that summer would be over. I hate summer time. I live for autumn and winter.

Honey, I don't know what you look like, could you post a pic, please?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:08 pm

Jeff in SD wrote:If someone is fucking with you, smack them into obscurity

Awesome. Totally awesome.

Keep on preaching the wine while drinking the water...bro.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:09 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Jeff in SD wrote:If someone is fucking with you, smack them into obscurity

Awesome. Totally awesome.

Keep on preaching the wine while drinking the water...bro.

OOOOHhhhhhhhhhh while we are at it, Dinsdale, could you post a pic of yourself, as well? I don't know what you look like.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:11 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:McCormick

Wow. If your idea of "highclass" is dining at McCormick's(U&L joint-btw), then...

I can't stop laughing enough to even craft any smack out of that.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:12 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Dinsdale, could you post a pic of yourself, as well? I don't know what you look like.

And this is of concern to me....why?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:20 pm

My idea of high class, believe it or not, isn't dining in KC. I would be in New York.

Well, wait a minute, I understand that (EW EW EW WEST COAST) California has some wonderful dining establishments also.

Le Cirque would be fine with me -

I could go on and on about this for hours. I am aware that KC is really not an upscale dining city, as is NY or Chicago or BLECH, never mind, just about got icky on my own self there.

But for KC, those are nice places to dine. I simply stated that we could never afford what he does - going out to dinner on a very frequent basis and dropping about $150 per meal. Its ridiculous. I envy him on that one. It isn't very often I get jealous of someone from the internet - especially someone who supposedly lives in the same neighborhOOd as me - and they won't dine with us. How silly is that? I am totally positive his house is actually over in Shoal Creek or something, and then I'd really be ashamed, because I know his house has to be newer than three years old, and I'm jealous and I, like anyone else JUST WANTS TO SEE AND GO OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDD I WANT THIS HOUSE!!

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:28 pm

I am aware that KC is really not an upscale dining city

I'm sure they have plenty of places where you can throw peanut shells on the floor.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:29 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:How silly is that?

Almost as silly as discussing the dining budget of somebody from the internet who doesn't even post here (?).

You say "silly," I say "stalking"...to-MAY-to.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:35 pm

Still no ban. Shite.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:50 pm

lk,
I'm gonna read this thread, but tell me why is it that you want to be banned from here? If you are looking for some badge of honor, look elsewhere.

If you don't want to read this board, don't.
If you don't want to post here, don't.

It really is that simple.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:53 pm

What happened to Calvin?

Nah, I really don't care. I read over here more than I post, usually, which is probably a blessing for Luther, in all honesty.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:36 pm

Nah, I really don't care. I read over here more than I post, usually, which is probably a blessing for Luther, in all honesty.

Don't sell yourself short. It's a blessing for all of us.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:39 pm

Maybe if you guys could run "current" smack, as was just done by Dinsdale, rather than "five years ago" smack, it would be different. I'd egg it on a bit more often.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:47 pm

Pick...you're a loser.

This obviously isn't any ground-breaking revelation I've made, but it's still true.

But this time, I say this not because you're a washed up skank...

Not because you've spent your life longing for all the perks a hottie is afforded in our culture, but your face just wouldn't lead you to that promised land...

Not because Children's Services knows your kids better than you do...

Not because you've had 14 "fiances" in the time you've been posting on these boards...

Not because a NASCAR fan looks down his nose at you and calls you "uncultured," while taking another pull off his Natty Light...

Not even because you're one of the gankinest skanks in the history of the interwebs, yet still insist on cheating the hard-working posters of this board out of their lunch by putting up pictures that only a blind mother could love...

Nope. While these are certainly stellar entries on your resume of losertude, they're not why you make genital warts seem not so bad, today.

For today, let's look at this --

lk_pick1 wrote:Still no ban. Shite.

If any statement screamed "I'm so desperate for attention on the internet, I'll do anything to get shutyomouth and SG to like me!"

Fucking pathetic. Why don't you do like everybody else does who wants to impress them...round up as much personal info about other posters as you can, and send it to them in a spreadsheet(a wordwhich may not mean what you think it does, whore).

Hell, do that, and Shrubber will pray for you, and Zyclone will name a dog after you.

Fucking idiot.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:54 pm

Oh Dins, calling LK a skank is soooo five years ago.

Sincerely,

1970-2006

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Pick...you're a loser.

This obviously isn't any ground-breaking revelation I've made, but it's still true.

But this time, I say this not because you're a washed up skank...

Not because you've spent your life longing for all the perks a hottie is afforded in our culture, but your face just wouldn't lead you to that promised land...

Not because Children's Services knows your kids better than you do...

Not because you've had 14 "fiances" in the time you've been posting on these boards...

Not because a NASCAR fan looks down his nose at you and calls you "uncultured," while taking another pull off his Natty Light...

Not even because you're one of the gankinest skanks in the history of the interwebs, yet still insist on cheating the hard-working posters of this board out of their lunch by putting up pictures that only a blind mother could love...

Nope. While these are certainly stellar entries on your resume of losertude, they're not why you make genital warts seem not so bad, today.

For today, let's look at this --

lk_pick1 wrote:Still no ban. Shite.

If any statement screamed "I'm so desperate for attention on the internet, I'll do anything to get shutyomouth and SG to like me!"

Fucking pathetic. Why don't you do like everybody else does who wants to impress them...round up as much personal info about other posters as you can, and send it to them in a spreadsheet(a wordwhich may not mean what you think it does, whore).

Hell, do that, and Shrubber will pray for you, and Zyclone will name a dog after you.

Fucking idiot.

Well done, Dinsdale, well done!

Cept I have had the same man for almost three years now. I've only been posting for six.

There've only been a very few others, including Mr. Pick.

as for my kids - your smack isn't fresh.

One of my kids is going to MU, the other is an honour student who is going to go to college next year. I did okay and notsowhitetrashasyouliketothink with the offspring.

As far as the perks, we both work. I live in a pretty decent community. I don't bother posting pics of my home over here, because, well, I dunno why I don't, I just don't. No, I've never considered myself to be a hottie. Not ever. Nor would I.

I'm not a corn fed tater hog and I sure as fuck don't mind posting pics of myself, which is more than can be said for most. I have a feeling that some of you all aren't all that, either.

I've offered to have proto and his wife come over and break bread, but I guess he's too uppity to slum it over here where my trailer is.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:17 pm

Degenerate wrote:Oh Dins, calling LK a skank is soooo five years ago.

Sincerely,

1970-2006

I laughed.

Coupla things --

First, since you're fucking retarded Pick, I guess I need to explain this -- if you're responding to my post...you don't really need to quote it in its entirety...I know what it says. Matter of fact, I wrote it...like 5 minutes ago. Pretty familiar with its content.

But, why am I not suprised that you keep doing those things that retards do?

lk_pick1 wrote:Cept I have had the same man for almost three years now. I've only been posting for six.

Nice story...except I've been posting on these boards less than that, and I most certainly remember your ill-fated debut -- it was a pile-on that resembles this one. Nice to see your game has made zero progress since then.

Because that is how tards roll.

One of my kids is going to MU, the other is an honour student

What a delightful little tale of success from America's Heartland. Maybe if your little recipient of 50% random DNA(and damn, how they wish it was 100%) continues to do well, someday they can teach you how to spell "honor," American-style.

I did okay and notsowhitetrashasyouliketothink with the offspring.

Sin,
Uncles Chet, Frank, Bob, Cletus, Billy Bob, Billy Jim Bob, Billy Ray Jim Bob, and that one with the hot-rod tractor whose name they can't remember

I don't bother posting pics of my home over here

Damn. I feel cheated. I've forgotten what a house looks like.

I've never considered myself to be a hottie.

Possibly the first intelligent thing you've said in your life. Which kind of begs the question -- why the fuck do you insist on punishing the entire world by posting that absolutely hideous mug? Seriously...John Merrick wouldn't hit it.

I'm not a corn fed tater hog

Don't sell yourself short.

I sure as fuck don't mind posting pics of myself, which is more than can be said for most.

OK, I'll give you credit for intelligent statement #2 -- you're right..."most" have a big problem with you posting pics of your unwiped ass, or face, or whatever body part it is in those pics. Maybe we should send AmbulanceChaserVO over there, and he can staple a "cease and desist" right over that malformed atrocity.

I have a feeling that some of you all aren't all that, either.

Shut the fuck up. Look at the scale you have to judge that shit by. Any tard whose initial reaction to you is "I'd nail it," rather than evacuating the contents of their digestive system....let's just say they're of "suspicious judgement." And that's what you've grown to admire. So save any thoughts on who you think may or may not be "all that" for...no one.

I've offered to have proto and his wife come over and break bread, but I guess he's too uppity to slum it over here where my trailer is.

The more of this I read, the more I admire Proto. If you're reading this Proto...RACK you, my man. If you're ever in the U&L, I've got a brew for you, and you and the Mrs. are welcome to dinner at my house.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:56 pm

You're right Dins, now that you have the IB/Annie method of posting down pat, its prolly not a good idea for me to quote you.

Keep up with the tards, cmon now.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:16 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:You're right Dins, now that you have the IB/Annie method of posting down pat, its prolly not a good idea for me to quote you.

Bigshocker the tard doesn't understand the difference.

I'll explain...slowly...

See, I adressed individual points. I quoted them to make it clear which individual points I was adressing.

You, on the other hand, quoted the post I made immediately above yours, and quoted it in its entirety, thereby removing any reason whatsoever for using the quote feature.

Ugly and retarded is no way to go through life, skank.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:24 pm

How many unhappy retarded people have you witnessed? I am pretty freakin happy most of the time.

I still haven't seen your pic.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:26 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
I still haven't seen your pic.

And this is of concern to me...why?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:28 pm

Well, I'm assuming you are a smokin' hot hottie, from the way you post, really. I mean, I think everyone who posts on these boards is prolly really, really gorgeous.

Oh, and how come you haven't posted a picture of yourself, and how come you don't post over at .net?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:42 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Well, I'm assuming you are a smokin' hot hottie

Well kiss my ass and call me a coondog, you just made intelligent statement #3.

I'm so smoking fucking hot, that all I need to do is walk out my door, and some wanton nympho will confirm it, and I have little need to seek that same affirmation here.

I mean, I think everyone who posts on these boards is prolly really, really gorgeous.

Interesting theory, except there's some very solid photographic evidence that at least one of us isn't.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:44 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Well, I'm assuming you are a smokin' hot hottie
Well kiss my ass and call me a coondog, you just made intelligent statement #3.

I'm so smoking fucking hot, that all I need to do is walk out my door, and some wanton nympho will confirm it, and I have little need to seek that same affirmation here.

I mean, I think everyone who posts on these boards is prolly really, really gorgeous.

Interesting theory, except there's some very solid photographic evidence that at least one of us isn't.

Definitely me. However, I like what Dr. Mossbacher has done so far. Pretty soon I hope to look like Joan Rivers.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:01 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Definitely me. However, I like what Dr. Mossbacher has done so far. Pretty soon I hope to look like Joan Rivers.

That's like an Indian thriving to smell like a Mexican.