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Four years ago to the day that life caught up with me. It ain't worth it fuckheads.
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You hit a tree, right ... ?

I never heard the story.

Not trying to be funny, but what happened ... ?


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It was a golfing accident on the miniature golf course.
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Mister Bushice wrote:It was a golfing accident on the miniature golf course.
This is a brutal post.

TTB... is a brutal post to read.
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i wish you would have poste dh this in the mornign. too late now. i ran over a beercan in my driveway too, btw.
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Don't dribble your face like a basketball on the sidewalk, then post pictures on a smack board, kids.

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PSUFAN wrote:dribble...face...lk_pick
Rack this. :lol:
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Don't go hoggin' with sows that will spill the beans on a smack board, kids.

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Strange that she got the facial injury...
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Does this flashback include leaving a dip in?
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TenTallBen wrote:Four years ago to the day that life caught up with me. It ain't worth it fuckheads.
Hopefully, we learn from our mistakes. But, some last a lifetime and others cut short a few.
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88 wrote:I find that hog strangely arousing. Maybe its because I started drinking a little while ago and I'm having a flashback or something. Weird. I think I'm going to drink more beer, but not drive.
And here I am sober as a judge in Utah. God help me.
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Toddowen wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:Don't drink and drive kids
You were driving kids when you got caught?


Man, TTB. It's scary the similarities between your DUI and mine.
I accidently leave out a comma and you out yourself as an even bigger lump of shit. "Kids" as in you kids on the board. I don't have kids much less drive any around. I was blasted on the road past 1am looking for my on/off girlfriend at the time for some sex I knew I probably wouldn't get. I pretty much just barreled off the road and ran square into a huge light pole. To this day I don't know where the wreck happened.

Oh and please keep Lk's ugly mug out of my ghaddamn threads!
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TenTallBen wrote:Oh and please keep Lk's ugly mug out of my ghaddamn threads!
lk makes that ugly sow appear entirely hittable.
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TenTallBen wrote:looking for my on/off girlfriend
Odd name for a vibrator, ain't it?
To this day I don't know where the wreck happened.
Lucky you that there's another one happening right here.
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