Those wacky Christians.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:16 pm

I wonder if his name was “Daniel”.

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:19 pm

Perhaps God decided to save us from this guy by allowing Darwin to step up.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:26 pm

Pat Robertson would have leg pressed that lion to death.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:28 pm

God and Darwin and Pat Roberston, all playing nice and getting the job done...whodathunkit?

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:14 pm

TenTallBen wrote:Bad kitty! Mauling is not cool.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:06 am

i yelled 'siegfried save me'---------

roy horn

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:17 am

Wish Fred Phelps would try the same thing.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:37 am

Aw, c'mon, he was just a nut. Good regular Christians don't tempt or trifle with the Lord's will or ways. They're prepared of course to be called home at any moment. That's what it's always been about, right? From Saul to our present day palpitating Dispensationalists...just waiting.....

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