The Rebirth Of Bush

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:22 am

The familiar triangular shape gave way to a 2" rectangular shape

Dude, when I think about naked chicks I'm not thinking about math.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:37 am

most young ladies sported a full bush.

:(

--DiS

Plus, a young lady without any pubes looks juvenile

:o

--DiS

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:58 pm

All the girls I know in their early 20's shave completely or get it waxed. I prefer no hair as I myself keep my junk very well trimmed for the ladies. I hope I never see the day where hairy beavers are the norm.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:08 pm

Cicero wrote: . . . I myslef keep my junk very well trimmed for the ladies. . .

OMFG.

Is this what our "younger generation" is coming to?
(I'm sure that large herd of young ladies you regularly service really appreciates this)

Lord, take me now before I do it myslef.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:36 pm

I know the old guard probably doesnt do it, but most guys in their 20s/early 30s do it, it makes your boy bigger and the girls like it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:38 pm

We got off to a good start here, talking about pussy and bushes.

Now, we're on the topic of Sissyroux's bush, and those of his friends?

:icepick:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:39 pm

Cicero wrote:I know the old guard probably doesnt do it, but most guys in their 20s/early 30s do it, it makes your boy bigger and the girls like it.

Some of us don’t need such visual tomfoolery.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:40 pm

Question for the married guys. Do your wives still groom the lotus patch or have they become complacent since they have been married and do you guys expect them to keep it trim and proper?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:43 pm

Cicero wrote:I know the old guard probably doesnt do it, but most guys in their 20s/early 30s do it, it makes your boy bigger and the girls like it.

Thanks for the laugh, again.

Cicero,
Some of us don't need to make it look* bigger. If you're hung like a lightswitch, then I guess every 1/4 inch counts right? Nice illusion, but a girl with 1/2 q brain isn't gonna fall for that shit.

*You realize that trimming pubes won't add any length to your dick?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:45 pm

I think 88 is getting "goofy" with all the
young hottie college summer interns around
his workplace !!

"Lotus patch" ???

(-:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:47 pm

Cicero wrote:Question for the married guys. Do your wives still groom the lotus patch or have they become complacent since they have been married and do you guys expect them to keep it trim and proper?

My wife gets the edges waxed during bikini season, which in Wisconsin stretches from June till September. I happen to like a full bush, it just seems quite natural. I can see where those with pedophilic tendencies like the shaved look, though.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:50 pm

Muff-diving is a lot easier with a trimmed or shaved twat. Wives who want to be orally pleased often recognize this.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:52 pm

ha ha...rack TWIS

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:55 pm

Cicero will not be reduced to typing with 1 hand after this thread. Nice job fellas.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:56 pm

Cicero wrote:Question for the married guys. Do your wives still groom the lotus patch or have they become complacent since they have been married and do you guys expect them to keep it trim and proper?

The astute married guy is quite gifted with scissors and a Gillette Trac 3.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:59 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Muff-diving is a lot easier with a trimmed or shaved twat. Wives who want to be orally pleased often recognize this.

Agreed

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:03 pm

Cicero wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Muff-diving is a lot easier with a trimmed or shaved twat. Wives who want to be orally pleased often recognize this.
Agreed

So you shave your crotch for your boyfriend, now things make sense. Carry on ...

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:15 pm

Epic smack there TWIS. I wouldnt expect anything less than your juvenile drivel.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:44 pm

88 wrote:In the early 2000's, it seemd that a lot of ladies were getting things pierced, particularly belly buttons and tongues. The bold ladies would get their cooch pierced. Tattoos were also prevalent, especially the low back tat or tramp stamp. Personally, I never liked any of that (except the belly button, which on a skinny chick is the shiznit).

In the last year or so, it seems like the familiar landing strip has returned to popularity, and that tattoos and piercings are on the wane. Taint and arse hair has not returned, thankfully, but some of the bush has.

Oh, dear.

Midwesterners still crack me up.

Got that newfangled "indoor plumbling" shit out there yet?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:37 pm

Dins,

You thought it took awhile for the last one? Geez. I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this one.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:41 pm

Anybody else want one?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:47 pm

Trim, Don't Shave

Two reasons: first, it suggests that women want to be like little girls again--even though a shaved pudenda quickly becomes itchy. And second, it suggests that men desire prepubescent girls. Both of these are pretty disgusting. And I don't see any other seeming attraction.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:49 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:I don't see any other seeming attraction.

Uhm...aren't you canadian?

In about 20 years, the Midwesterners will fill you in on current fashion trends.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:00 pm

Cicero wrote:Epic smack there TWIS. I wouldnt expect anything less than your juvenile drivel.

How the fuck did I miss this little gem. Maturity smack from cicero?

Ponderous!

Oh, and thanks for yet another laugh. Keep up the good work little one, you're on a roll.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:07 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Keep up the good work little one, you're on a roll.

It's always classic when guys who couldn't smack their way out of a battered women's shelter with a fistful of restraining orders start dropping the "your smack sux" card.

Never gets old.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:13 pm

Fuck the trim look, go for the unruly, unkempt zorch that twists into matted Marleyesque dreadlocks while boning during the monthly cycle.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:24 pm

I'm going to have to go ahead and RACK "unkempt zorch."

Not exactly sure what that is, but I'm guessing it doesn't smell good.

And I'm also guessing that if I got poofaced enough to do Sudden Sam's beer girl the favor, I'd somehow bust off the line "unkempt zorch" before the evening was up...as I hastily made my way for the door, pants in hand.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:28 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Keep up the good work little one, you're on a roll.
It's always classic when guys who couldn't smack their way out of a battered women's shelter with a fistful of restraining orders start dropping the "your smack sux" card.

Never gets old.

How'd you like my use of the word "Ponderous", pretty good huh?

and btw ...

Your search - unkempt zorch - did not match any documents

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:40 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: How'd you like my use of the word "Ponderous", pretty good huh?

Outstanding.

Probably get you through the next Cutdown Day-imo-btw.

That, and $4.39 + $75, for a total of $79.39.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:41 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: and btw ...
Your search - unkempt zorch - did not match any documents

That was for google images.

Found this listing in the degenerate dictionary:

Zorch
Someone who sucks farts out of assholes

Soooo, an unkempt zorch would be a "messy" Someone who sucks farts out of assholes.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:41 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: How'd you like my use of the word "Ponderous", pretty good huh?
Outstanding.

Probably get you through the next Cutdown Day-imo-btw.

That, and $4.39 + $75, for a total of $79.39.

Do you take credit cards?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:42 pm

I'm starting to like Sammy's beer girl better by the minute...I'll take her out for Mexican, next time I'm in Memphis.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:43 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Do you take credit cards?

Only when I'm in the Greater Sacramento Area.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:43 am

Dinsdale wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Do you take credit cards?

Only when I'm in the Greater Sacramento Area.

Dins is a Nocal troll?! Who knew?!

T1B

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