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Instead of hijacking a thread.....

I raise this question...

What is the least amount of money you would accept to have sexual intercourse with this woman??? (with the knowledge that the whole world will know that you had sex with her !!) and you would have to keep your eyes open the whole time!

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I'd get on that and make her scream "JFK" until her hip broke.
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A money shot would drain nicely from that grill.
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Looks like prison was pretty rough on Rostenkowski
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^^^

I laughed---good one !!
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Couldn't get a carrot in a washtub over that one.

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10 grand if no one knows about it.

30 grand with knowledge.
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Not enough caysh in the world. Not even if nobody else knew...because I'd still know.
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Cuda wrote:
Jack wrote:
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Looks like prison was pretty rough on Rostenkowski

...OMG...belly laugh over here :lol:
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Rich Fader wrote:Not enough caysh in the world. Not even if nobody else knew...because I'd still know.
Come on Dude, If a porn reality show put $10 Million on the table in front of you and she came around the corner in a purple teddy and the emcee said, "Do her and you get $10 Million. Tell me that you'd turn that pooty down!!"

My penis would never be the same and I may lose lunch but I'd do her for $10 Million. Hell, I probably could be convinced to do her for a cool Million.--If she said Please!
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Is Viagra involved?
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Jack wrote:
Rich Fader wrote:Not enough caysh in the world. Not even if nobody else knew...because I'd still know.
Come on Dude, If a porn reality show put $10 Million on the table in front of you and she came around the corner in a purple teddy and the emcee said, "Do her and you get $10 Million. Tell me that you'd turn that pooty down!!"

My penis would never be the same and I may lose lunch but I'd do her for $10 Million. Hell, I probably could be convinced to do her for a cool Million.--If she said Please!
You could buy a new penis with that kind of jack. Not to mention have plenty of cash for a therapist to get over the trauma.

For a paltry one mill, I'd lick her gash and gently snap her ass with a rubber band for added flair and sensation.
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I thought the old lady from 'Throw Momma From The Train' had died... :? :lol:
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No thanks. I'll leave old, hairy pussy to 88.
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It's an issue of pride. Those of us with pride wouldn't do it under any circumstance, maybe even to maintain survival. Then again, having never been put to that test, I can't say for certain I wouldn't brave the elements just to stay alive.

Tough call, here.
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Post by Jack »

stuckinia wrote:Is Viagra involved?
I believe it would have to be!!

If they were to have a Porn Reality TV Game show... they could be the sponsors!!

We have our low bidder..
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10 grand if no one knows about it.

30 grand with knowledge.
Anyone willing to go any lower??
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