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Moorese
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by Moorese » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:55 pm
Van wrote: I want a promise from you though Biggie that I can crash on your couch if it all goes to shit.
I actually laughed at this when I thought it read "cash in on your crotch."
And rack Moot.
When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.
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Cuda
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by Cuda » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:37 am
Moorese wrote: Van wrote: I want a promise from you though Biggie that I can crash on your couch if it all goes to shit.
I actually laughed at this when I thought it read "cash in on your crotch."
And rack Moot.
That was the same couch that Biggie & I stole that time I fucked Ann Coulter at that party. Good times, good times
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Van
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by Van » Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:37 am
Moorese wrote: Van wrote: I want a promise from you though Biggie that I can crash on your couch if it all goes to shit.
I actually laughed at this when I thought it read "cash in on your crotch."
Either/or...
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War Wagon
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by War Wagon » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:00 am
orcinus wrote: Always been a big Dinsdale fan.
Does this mean that you're gonna' invite him to be a Jackass, and let get all the bennies associated with? Like the Private forum, free drinks at Scotties pool parties, etc?
Personally, I believe that Dins would make a fine Jackass.
And by all means, place him in my division.
Pretty please?
rozy
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by rozy » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:17 am
Yep, Moot goes yard.
As to Orc... :x
I wonder what Danica would look like in a bunny uniform?
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The Whistle Is Screaming
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by The Whistle Is Screaming » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:48 pm
rozy wrote:
I wonder what Danica would look like in a bunny uniform?
I wonder what she would look like
out of the bunny uniform. :wink:
Sup rozy?
Racks a plenty in this thread.
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PSUFAN
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by PSUFAN » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:50 pm
Biggie's sig wrote: I actually did knock the cover off
I'm calling bullshit.
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mvscal wrote: France totally kicks ass.
Uncle Fester
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by Uncle Fester » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:55 pm
There are a lot of great guys here so don't feel like you have to meet everybody.
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by ElvisMonster » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:59 pm
I know it's not much, but I have incriminating *.wav files. Just sayin'. Not that I'd ever post 'em if I was left out in the cold or anything like that because that would be kind of bush, but ya know I just thought I'd throw it out there. Soooo...
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Biggie
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by Biggie » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:07 pm
All right, we're off to a very decent start, I must say. Current membership roll:
W. Cohen
Fester, the Park Place Faggot
Python
Rootbeer
trev
ND Domer
canibus
Luther
Y2K
recess
ElvisMonster wrote: I know it's not much, but I have incriminating *.wav files. Just sayin'. Not that I'd ever post 'em if I was left out in the cold or anything like that because that would be kind of bush, but ya know I just thought I'd throw it out there. Soooo...
BWAAHAAAA!!
l. to r.: ArnoldMonster, .wav file host
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by ElvisMonster » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:10 pm
As soon as I find my bat and ball I'm out of this shithole.
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JCT
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by JCT » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:17 pm
Just call that board "Homo Island"
The Whistle Is Screaming
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by The Whistle Is Screaming » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:19 pm
So would that be a "No" on Uknowwho?
Ingse Bodil wrote: rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
JCT
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by JCT » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:21 pm
I keep hitting F5 and this place isn't getting funnier. Do I hit F6 for the funny?
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by Uncle Fester » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:24 pm
"Fester, the Park Place Faggot"
Hmmm.
Having second thoughts about that nick, boss.
PSUFAN
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by PSUFAN » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:26 pm
JCT wrote: I keep hitting F5 and this place isn't getting funnier. Do I hit F6 for the funny?
You're supposed to hit lk_pick, dumbass.
King Crimson wrote: anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote: France totally kicks ass.
Bizzarofelice
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by Bizzarofelice » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:29 pm
PSUFAN wrote: You're supposed to hit lk_pick, dumbass.
You talkin' to JCTHawk?
why is my neighborhood on fire
JCT
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by JCT » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:30 pm
hit her? No, no, no my friend, you take her and make sweet swwet love to her. I'd Tap that for at least 2 min.
Bizzarofelice
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by Bizzarofelice » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:33 pm
JCT wrote: at least 2 min.
That how long you're able to curtail the gag reflex?
why is my neighborhood on fire
JCT
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by JCT » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:34 pm
That's how long I'd remain interested before concentrating on baseball tonight.
PSUFAN
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by PSUFAN » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:37 pm
Bizzarofelice wrote: JCT wrote: at least 2 min.
That how long you're able to curtail the gag reflex?
No after 2 minutes in the grain silo the echoing of her whooping becomes so cacophonous as to rival my singing.
--JRunned
King Crimson wrote: anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote: France totally kicks ass.
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by Y2K » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:18 pm
No damn way I gonna get anywhere near the drapes Biggie brought over from the old place.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:40 pm
W. Cohen wrote: Do you want to be a Member of a Private Forum
“Member” is just another name for a dick.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
orcinus
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by orcinus » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:16 pm
OK, Bigs. Your new abode has been set up below the sports forums here, and I'm going to try to add the remaining posters on your list at some point today.
Biggie
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by Biggie » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:23 pm
It looks great, orc - Thanks. I have a few modifications to the list that I'll send by PM. Those settings are unreal - are you going to install them in the main form too?
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by Mister Bushice » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:27 pm
orcinus wrote: OK, Bigs. Your new abode has been set up below the sports forums here, and I'm going to try to add the remaining posters on your list at some point today.
You are calling it "Napoleons Retreat", or some such elba-ish name, correct?
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by Biggie » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:29 pm
The current name is a bit of a slam against yours truly. I may change it later.
Mister Bushice
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by Mister Bushice » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:32 pm
That will also do nicely.
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by Uncle Fester » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:07 pm
Can we do nominations?
I nominate Doctor Detroit.
Like Dinsdale, his brother Fred Detroit was a legacy, and legacies automatically get asked to join.
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:18 pm
JCT wrote: I keep hitting F5 and this place isn't getting funnier. Do I hit F6 for the funny?
My Keyboard goes to F13
orcinus
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by orcinus » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:07 am
W. Cohen wrote: It looks great, orc - Thanks. I have a few modifications to the list that I'll send by PM. Those settings are unreal - are you going to install them in the main form too?
One step at a time, brother. It's going to take enough time to get all those names added ... especially if you keep dicking around with that list. Make a decision and stick to it, already.
BTW ... for the record, I'd vote no.
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by ElvisMonster » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:08 am
I don't see it. :?
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by PSUFAN » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:24 pm
ElvisMonster wrote: I don't see it. :?
Great, then it's working...
King Crimson wrote: anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote: France totally kicks ass.
ElvisMonster
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by ElvisMonster » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:49 pm
I hate all of you.
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Cicatrix
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by Cicatrix » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:08 pm
Uncle Fester wrote: I nominate Doctor Detroit.
Like Dinsdale, his brother Fred Detroit was a legacy, and legacies automatically get asked to join.
So are lepers and I'm not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs.