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Van wrote:I want a promise from you though Biggie that I can crash on your couch if it all goes to shit.
I actually laughed at this when I thought it read "cash in on your crotch."

And rack Moot.
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Moorese wrote:
Van wrote:I want a promise from you though Biggie that I can crash on your couch if it all goes to shit.
I actually laughed at this when I thought it read "cash in on your crotch."

And rack Moot.
That was the same couch that Biggie & I stole that time I fucked Ann Coulter at that party. Good times, good times
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Moorese wrote:
Van wrote:I want a promise from you though Biggie that I can crash on your couch if it all goes to shit.
I actually laughed at this when I thought it read "cash in on your crotch."
Either/or...
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orcinus wrote:Always been a big Dinsdale fan.
Does this mean that you're gonna' invite him to be a Jackass, and let get all the bennies associated with? Like the Private forum, free drinks at Scotties pool parties, etc?

Personally, I believe that Dins would make a fine Jackass.

And by all means, place him in my division.

Pretty please?
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Yep, Moot goes yard.

As to Orc... :x

I wonder what Danica would look like in a bunny uniform?
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rozy wrote: I wonder what Danica would look like in a bunny uniform?
I wonder what she would look like out of the bunny uniform. :wink:

Sup rozy?

Racks a plenty in this thread.
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Biggie's sig wrote:I actually did knock the cover off
I'm calling bullshit.
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There are a lot of great guys here so don't feel like you have to meet everybody.

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I know it's not much, but I have incriminating *.wav files. Just sayin'. Not that I'd ever post 'em if I was left out in the cold or anything like that because that would be kind of bush, but ya know I just thought I'd throw it out there. Soooo...
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All right, we're off to a very decent start, I must say. Current membership roll:

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As soon as I find my bat and ball I'm out of this shithole.
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Just call that board "Homo Island"
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So would that be a "No" on Uknowwho?
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I keep hitting F5 and this place isn't getting funnier. Do I hit F6 for the funny?
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"Fester, the Park Place Faggot"

Hmmm.

Having second thoughts about that nick, boss.
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JCT wrote:I keep hitting F5 and this place isn't getting funnier. Do I hit F6 for the funny?
You're supposed to hit lk_pick, dumbass.
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PSUFAN wrote:You're supposed to hit lk_pick, dumbass.
You talkin' to JCTHawk?
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hit her? No, no, no my friend, you take her and make sweet swwet love to her. I'd Tap that for at least 2 min.
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JCT wrote:at least 2 min.
That how long you're able to curtail the gag reflex?
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That's how long I'd remain interested before concentrating on baseball tonight.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
JCT wrote:at least 2 min.
That how long you're able to curtail the gag reflex?
No after 2 minutes in the grain silo the echoing of her whooping becomes so cacophonous as to rival my singing.

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No damn way I gonna get anywhere near the drapes Biggie brought over from the old place.
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W. Cohen wrote:Do you want to be a Member of a Private Forum
“Member” is just another name for a dick.
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OK, Bigs. Your new abode has been set up below the sports forums here, and I'm going to try to add the remaining posters on your list at some point today.
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It looks great, orc - Thanks. I have a few modifications to the list that I'll send by PM. Those settings are unreal - are you going to install them in the main form too?
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orcinus wrote:OK, Bigs. Your new abode has been set up below the sports forums here, and I'm going to try to add the remaining posters on your list at some point today.
You are calling it "Napoleons Retreat", or some such elba-ish name, correct?
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The current name is a bit of a slam against yours truly. I may change it later.
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That will also do nicely.
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Can we do nominations?

I nominate Doctor Detroit.

Like Dinsdale, his brother Fred Detroit was a legacy, and legacies automatically get asked to join.
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JCT wrote:I keep hitting F5 and this place isn't getting funnier. Do I hit F6 for the funny?

My Keyboard goes to F13
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W. Cohen wrote:It looks great, orc - Thanks. I have a few modifications to the list that I'll send by PM. Those settings are unreal - are you going to install them in the main form too?
One step at a time, brother. It's going to take enough time to get all those names added ... especially if you keep dicking around with that list. Make a decision and stick to it, already.

BTW ... for the record, I'd vote no.
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I don't see it. :?
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ElvisMonster wrote:I don't see it. :?
Great, then it's working...
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I hate all of you.
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Uncle Fester wrote:I nominate Doctor Detroit.

Like Dinsdale, his brother Fred Detroit was a legacy, and legacies automatically get asked to join.
So are lepers and I'm not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs.
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