(!)chick rocker you'd most want to nail - past or present

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(!)chick rocker you'd most want to nail - past or present

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I was thinking about this, and if Neko Case counts, then I gotta go with her.

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Dins, you can now regale us with stories about how you know a guy who had a buddy who drank beers with Neko in a Portland bar all night long and then went home with her and one of her lipstick lesbian girl-toys.

I'm assuming she's also down with the schlong, but I could be wrong.
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Good topic.

Neko is fairly deece.

It will take me a long time to render a final decision.

And I'm curious about your time constraints -- is this "all time/time machine" stuff, or right now?

Neko is a great entry for "now."

All0time...hmmm....there's been some nuggets.

I'd put a serious dicking to either of the Wilson Sisters, in the pre-flab days. Ann was stunning, 30 years and 50 pounds ago.

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Cheri Curry(sp?) of the Runaways was pretty smoking.


Fuck...I can't even think of all the chicks who brought forth the woodrow on all of those occasions.

I'll probably just end up chiming in with "Yeah, that's who I was trying to think of!"

Oh, and no forsthand accounts of any of Dins' crew tagging Neko Case. Between us, we've mowed down some notable U&L chicks, but as of yet, no reports of Case.


There's an unconfirmed rumor about one Courtney Love floating around, but I'm not convinced.

Now, if you wanna start talking Tonya Harding...I'm amongst the Dins' Crew members who didn't...we might be a minority[/i].
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Althoooooough...
Patsy is kind of a "rocker chick."

I say she needs to put em' on the glass, so we can make our final judgement.
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You're so dumb.
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Most any chick in a band is sweet. Bass players for Superchunk and Poster Children bof had fucked up grills, but they were nailable. I dug Kim Deal before she blew up. Violinist from Dambuilders... Joyce from Scarce...

Of course.

The best answer.

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Not a rocker or whatsuch, but I AM going to marry Miss Fiona AppleX.

It will happen. I can buy duct tape.
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I cannot find a pic that does her justice, but seeing her live made future offspring run down my leg. Then she lobbed a water bottle at my grill. She's a bitch.

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d'arcy wretzky, from south haven, michigan, truly a rock hottie. and an epic fucking bass player.
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Lita ford, back in the day was one smokin' hot rocker chic


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(the bitch in the foreground)
Surely not a popular choice, but I'm bettin' she'd be a ton o' fun.
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wow...nice find! Indyteats!
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Headhunter wrote:Lita ford, back in the day was one smokin' hot rocker chic
And Cheri Curry. And Joan Jett...the Runaways weren't about sounding good.

Oh, and just for MGO -- one of my old, old buddy's band got a call to cover for an opening band that got sick or something, on White Zombie's first tour. Rumor has it, although he would never conforn or deny, but his bandmates sure suggested he was guilty...of nailing the bass player chick backstage.

I know, that wasn't very good Zycloning, but it was the best I could come up with.
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Jenny Lewis.

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Jenny Lewis is a good eye if the twins are involved, as well.
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oh to be the sunshine on her ass.
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Apologies for reminding anyone of the music itself, but ... Christina Amphlett of the Divinyls.

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Christ, if I wasn't just googling her myself...

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YOU POSTED CHEST HAIR!!!

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Lisa Lobsinger - I first met her while she was working at my favourite record store, and found out she was in a really cool band called Reverie Sound Review. She has a terrific voice and now sings with Broken Social Scene. I'm having a hard time finding a picture that does her justice, but it's her singing that knocked me out so it doesn't really matter to me what she looks like.

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Got to be Sheryl Crow.

I got a backstage picture of her doing a clothes change, and she has a fine pointy set of tits, and not an ounce of fat on that body.

Belinda Car what'e here name...The Go Go's... watched them shake their tits in a bar in Ontario CA a hundred years ago.

Martina McBride... for sure....

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I suppose the PrimeX in all of us needs some sugah...so here goes...

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Awesome band back in the ghey, just a little flighty.

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Not masculine.

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Stupid whoever you are, BE MORE FUNNY!
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Melissa Auf Der Maur thinks this thread is about her....
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Excellent call, Donovan. When I saw BSS a few months back, I was fixated on her due to her voice and looks.
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PrimeX wrote:YOU POSTED CHEST HAIR!!!

BAN, BAN, BAN!
Jaysus - I didn't even see that part of the pic. Thanks a lot for pointing it out, dumbell...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Excellent call, Donovan. When I saw BSS a few months back, I was fixated on her due to her voice and looks.
i call BULLSHIT.
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Bullshit on what, exactly?

You're a fucking idiot.
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Liz Phair
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15 years ago, I'd agree. Lately, Liz Phair is a'warshed up
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King Crimson wrote:Melissa Auf Der Maur thinks this thread is about her....
She's so vain...
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Cat Power on Letterman tonight. Chan has had her moments of doability.
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She looks like she has a mouthful of radioactive cum, but I love The Donnas.

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