R Kelly, 13 year old sex tape to be shown in Court

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R Kelly, 13 year old sex tape to be shown in Court

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Who?
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JCT wrote:Who?
Did a stint in left field for your Yanks in the early 90's.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. He played with Mel Hall then. Mel was a sweet pimp daddy and owned a Liger or something like that.
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If only I could be a fly ont he wall in the courtroom.

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As long as they set it to music, I'm fine with it.
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Does JTR have a non-speaking role in this?
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JCT wrote:Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. He played with Mel Hall then. Mel was a sweet pimp daddy and owned a Liger or something like that.
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Thanks Louis.

I don't think ANYONE would've gotten the reference without your help.
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Liger or not, it was bound to happen.
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Louis Cyphre wrote:it was bound to happen.
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Both the singer’s attorneys and prosecutors had argued the tape is so obscene that it would embarrass the child.
Ok Then. Guilty. Put him away.
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