Chimpy in Iraq

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Either you're out-of-practice or my memory is as bad as those Alzheimer's patients you fondle in the shower.

That was just really funny for some reason.

edit:

I'm sure, by now, you've grown accustomed to people having to medicate themselves in order to be near you for any length of time

Still bwahahaing from that one.

Why did it take me so long to click on this thread? I guess another bush hating thread didn't seem so interesting at the time, but I'm sure glad I did.

[Wolfman]

we are all going to grow older
than me--waiting for the DNC "plan"
that is going to halt terrorism and
make our nation safe and financially
secure----
--- where's the beef ???
(I love using walter Mondale's response
to gary Hart's "plans")--but of course Mondale's
idea to stimulate the economy was to
RAISE TAXES !!

[Eaglebauer]

we are all going to grow older
than me--waiting for the DNC "plan"
that is going to halt terrorism

Invading Iraq
was designed to
HALT terrorism???

[PSUFAN]

His plan was to raise taxes on the upper brackets, and cut spending. Whatever - you have to wonder if it was any worse than the deficit spending so favored by Reagan and the Bushes.

http://www.ctj.org/html/debt0603.htm

Shares of Non-Social Security Federal Spending Paid for by Borrowing

Fiscal 1947 to 2003 (projected)

Truman none
Eisenhower 3%
Kennedy-Johnson 6%
Nixon-Ford 14%
Carter 13%
Reagan 25%
Bush I 28%
Clinton 6%
Bush II, fy 2002 23%
Bush II, fy 2003p 32%

perhaps it
is better
to look
a little deeper
into things!

[Atomic Punk]

Smokie comes to the rescue of his sister Bace.

All you did was smoke pot the whole time I was near you.

Not entirely true, but I won't quibble over the details. I'm sure, by now, you've grown accustomed to people having to medicate themselves in order to be near you for any length of time. Maybe that's what drew you to your latest "profession." It enables you to rationalize that the patients with whom you "work" are taking their meds for reasons other than simply being able to tolerate your presence.

Dude, you were "high" the entire time your gray haired, drugged out and offensively malodorous self was here. Soon to be in a nursing home to have your Depends changed by yours truly. How nice is that thought?

Like I've said, I throw out enough bait to get someone like your haughty self involved. I did my clinicals with old fossils like yourself that were literally "lame" and were "dependant" on me to get them to go through a day without laying in their own defecations and urine. I leave that to the numerous Hindu women that do that for a living.

I haven't heard one docter from this board jump my ass for pursuing a career as an RN and eventually having not only a BSN, but an MSN. I think it's cool and the people I've met are awesome. I can't describe how fun it is to be around people in the medical industry and it's mostly girls that aren't hurting in the looks department.

There is another guy poster here that's an RN with a BSN. He told me the same stuff people here have told me about the horny female nurses and it's all good. It's been all good since I started this shit.

So dipshit with gray stringy hair, crack on me all you want, but your grizzled shit for a body is nothing but a carcass waiting for me to wipe your ass with rubbinng alcohol. :P

How many years do you have left before you either die in the streets or get put in an old folks home?

Nursing may sound like a faggot occupation, but 6 figures is just 2 years away. The people I'm around are the coolest people I know besides my Fresneck buddies. It's mostly young girls and I feel like I'm back in high school as the fucking phone rings off the hook.

Lastly, I throw out personal info to bait you dried up pieces of shit to take a shot at myself. Maybe MGbLOw will bwhahaha your next shitty reply. Who knows? I do. I know he'll receive your swollen lower colon with anxiety as you shift and dump another pile off his cheeks.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The possibility of AP ever having to handle human piss and shit at his job: 100%

The possibility of anyone else here having to handle human piss and shit at their jobs: 0%

BODE: the rest of us

[Atomic Punk]

MGblow, you are hanging on nutsacks, although deficient. Is this what you hope to respond with as a knockout blow? <---Notice I said blow again?

Then you include "us" as if you speak for the boards. You are a tard and I can't help you step up.

The possibility of human piss and shit? Well you little dork, you deal with that every day like the other shitloafs don't you?

Me? I haven't dealt with incontinent geriatric resisents for a few months, and won't see it too much more often as that is a training phase with a nursing program.

I'll bet you think of bowel movements and urine much more than I care to. I hope you are still "bwhahaha" as you are a nutsack remora.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Me? I haven't dealt with incontinent geriatric resisents for a few months, and won't see it too much more often as that is a training phase with a nursing program.

Don't you see that's the difference between you and I, and why you lose? Because I don't have to defend myself, in detail, of how, or why I haven't cleaned up piss or shit any time recently.

See...? I don't have to do that stuff AT ALL, under ANY circumstance.

Give up, tool. You're embarrasing yourself.

BTW - I'm surprised you're more interested in engaging me in a smack "battle" as opposed to chatting with one of the "young hotties" that has been "calling you off the hook". Do you aspire to knock them up with a gut like the one you sport?

Class, dude. Pure class act.

[Atomic Punk]

Don't you see that's the difference between you and I, and why you lose? Because I don't have to defend myself, in detail, of how, or why I haven't cleaned up piss or shit any time recently.

See...? I don't have to do that stuff AT ALL, under ANY circumstance.

Give up, tool. You're embarrasing yourself.

BTW - I'm surprised you're more interested in engaging me in a smack "battle" as opposed to chatting with one of the "young hotties" that has been "calling you off the hook". Do you aspire to knock them up with a gut like the one you sport?

Class, dude. Pure class act.

No, you are a nutsack swinger and I don't lose when shitbags like you post. You simply lose and you are asking for help as a long time loser.

Well fella, hate to go RJ or Zy on you, but the reality is I put up with young girls every damn day. It may be a jackoff dream for you fat balding turdburglers, but it's just another day for me. No, I'm not fucuing like a pron star, but I am smart enough to call my shots as you do when load after load is creamed upon your forehead.

Self-hatred is common on this board with pasty white fucksticks like yourself isn't there? Yeah, please respond you fucking self-asskicker.

[Smackie Chan]

Soon to be in a nursing home to have your Depends changed by yours truly. How nice is that thought?

That's a question only you can answer, since I harbor no such fantasies. And I'm still 40+ years away from consideration for a drool team such as the ones you currently service. By that time, you'll be working toward certification in your 30th or so chosen career field, still staring up at a six-figure income that will be "just two years away." Keep reaching for the stars there, Punked.

I did my clinicals with old fossils like yourself that were literally "lame" and were "dependant" on me to get them to go through a day without laying in their own defecations and urine.

Age smack? About as effective as, well, any other variety of smack that you so poorly attempt. What makes it even more pathetic is that you're likely within five years of my age. I guess I just wasn't fortunate enough to retain the boyish handsomeness with which you've been so abundantly blessed. I feel safe in saying that I can speak for the entire male population of this board when I lament the fact that I, too, don't look like ...

So dipshit with gray stringy hair, crack on me all you want, but your grizzled shit for a body is nothing but a carcass waiting for me to wipe your ass with rubbinng alcohol.

Again with your twisted fantasies! If I were you (and I thank the Almighty I'm not!), I'd be plying my "hottie" co-workers with alcohol (since that or harder drugs is the ONLY way you could ever get one of them to even consider giving you a peck on the cheek, much less sleeping with you) rather than dreaming about rubbing it on my ass.

And since you continue to try to draw distinctions between our relative states of health, let's review the tape from the Fresneck trollstop, shall we? While one of us (me) was playing football with Harsh, freeze, et al, and otherwise engaging in athletic activity, the other one (that would be you, in case you're not keeping score at home) was on the sideline complaining of nausea, cramps, and bloating. I seem to recall your PMS symptoms even forced you to leave the festivities early. So ditch the feeble attemps at making yourself out to be the picture of health while I lay waiting at death's door. No one's buyin' it.

How many years do you have left before you either die in the streets or get put in an old folks home?

Asked and answered. Next?

The people I'm around are the coolest people I know besides my Fresneck buddies. It's mostly young girls and I feel like I'm back in high school as the fucking phone rings off the hook.

And yet, here you are.

Maybe MGbLOw will bwhahaha your next shitty reply.

You can gravytrain off of it if you like, since I know the only bwaahahas you receive are from posters (and real-life acquaintances, I'm sure) laughing at you, not with you. But I'm willing to share. I'm here to help.

I know he'll receive your swollen lower colon with anxiety as you shift and dump another pile off his cheeks.

Metaphorically (and literally, in all likelihood), you're lying face down in a fetid pool of your own vomitus, clad in your soiled and urine-soaked trousers, after having been brutally kicked about in this thread (and, for that matter, all others in which you've posted). Do yourself and the rest of us a favor - STAY DOWN!! It's already gotten too ugly watching you continue to flail. But why do I even bother offering such advice? I'm sure you'll try to land a few more blows that connect with nothing but air, as usual.

Ugly though it may be, I still wouldn't mind continuing to witness your meltdown. But, alas, I have a plane to catch. So go ahead and keep practicing your remedial smack, then claim you ran me after I don't respond. I'm willing to help soothe your battered and bruised ego in any way I can. I'm generous like that.

[Bizzarofelice]

I haven't dealt with incontinent geriatric resisents for a few months

WAR AP getting over since March!!!!

[Degenerate]

Me? I haven't dealt with incontinent geriatric resisents for a few months.

I hate when grads of momma's boy schools like USC get special treatment.

VV Thanks, btw. VV

[Terry in Crapchester]

Does anyone else see the irony in this . . .

I havent listened to a Rush program in probably 3 years and the only time I watch FOXNews is at the gym while I'm doing cardio.

justaposed with this?

I believe that the Dems want the Iraq War to turn into Vietnam,

Oh, and btw, as to this . . .

2008 should be fun, if only for the spectacle. Both parties will churn their candidates into middle of the road wusses, who will perpetuate the same old same old. Hillary Clinton will be baking apple pies and wearing an apron. John McCain will be climbing mountain trails with herds of reporters.

I know November 2008 is an eternity away, in political time anyway, but in all likelihood, Hillary Clinton will not be the Democratic nominee. And the neocons will do everything in their power to defeat McCain. If I had to guess, Jeb Bush will be the Republican nominee. I don't know who the Democratic nominee will be yet, but it won't be Hillary.

Don't take the media's predictions on who the Presidential nominees will be at face value. The 2004 Democratic Primary season should have taught you that much.

[Tom In VA]

I don't think I could stomach another Bush in the White House.


Personally, on a local level, I'm intrigued by James Webb. Too bad he's not running for President.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I wish someone would ask Roger Staubach to run. He'd make a great CEO.

Maybe so, but last time I checked, the USA wasn't a corporation.

[Tom In VA]

I wish someone would ask Roger Staubach to run. He'd make a great CEO.

Maybe so, but last time I checked, the USA wasn't a corporation.

Yeah well it isn't a fucking hippie commune either. It's be better run by someone who knows how to run a corporation and to compete for limited resources.

[Bizzarofelice]

I wish someone would ask Roger Staubach to run.

Wasn't he as mobile as Bernie Kosar?

[Terry in Crapchester]

I wish someone would ask Roger Staubach to run. He'd make a great CEO.

Maybe so, but last time I checked, the USA wasn't a corporation.

Yeah well it isn't a fucking hippie commune either.

Never said it was. But I disagree with those who say that "government should be run like a business." The primary objective of a business is to turn a profit. That shouldn't be government's objective.

The closest analogy to how a government should be run that I can think of, and even this is weak because of the difference in size, is a household or family. You try to live within your means. If necessary, you're willing to go into debt for certain necessities (e.g., home, car, education), but you pay other necessities as you go (e.g., food, gasoline, utilities). And if you have a member of your family who needs a little extra help, you try to give it to them if you're able.

It's not rocket science, really, but how exactly to apply that concept to government is where people disagree.

It's be better run by someone who knows how to run a corporation and to compete for limited resources.

Agree with the second half, but not the first. Again, running a corporation and running the country are two entirely different things, for a variety of reasons.

Our current "CEO" didn't exactly have the greatest track record in the business world, btw.

[Tom In VA]

I realize that. But nontheless, he is our current CEO.

During the Clinton years, he was literally ... my CEO both as a citizen and an employee.

I helped him re-invent gubmint.

[Bizzarofelice]

I wish someone would ask Roger Staubach to run.

Wasn't he as mobile as Bernie Kosar?

Guess again, kid.

Sorry. I was being facetious. Trying to use an extreme example (Bernie)as the "wink".

[Atomic Punk]

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttt

You wrote the word "alas" in your reply hippie. You also need to update your spreadsheet but that won't help. If you want to go with fat smack, you're a few years off. Bace is 6'4" and 125 lbs. Props to him for eating grains and nuts. I'm 6'3" and well under 220 right now. I highly doubt going with "looks smack" coming from a leper looking pot head like yourself is credible. Maybe it's the paraquat sprayed fields that produce the herbs you smoke, but I'm laughing at you Smokie.

You put so much time into the c&p and I'm sure you thought it was epic. Good to see your weak ass is so stoned that you won't know if you are laying in your incontinence or not when you are admitted to a nursing home. You won't have me to wipe your wrinkled ass, but a Hindu woman.

Those Hindu's are beaten by their convenience store owning husbands... and for good reason. Then they take out the ugly on geriatric residents and that lifestyle is not what I'd wish on anyone, including your drugged out self.

40 years until you are a geriatric resident? You already look like "Eddie" from the Iron Maiden albums. How much more aging do you need before you see your fucked up self in the mirror?

[Atomic Punk]

All you did was smoke pot the whole time I was near you.

Not entirely true, but I won't quibble over the details.

Bace showing off the latest model.

Smokie, I witnessed you and TVO walking at least 1/4 mile to a porta potty to smoke pot. You two went inside and smoked up before a Fresno State vs Rice football game. You two "males" were inside a porta potty and smoking pot together. Nothing you say to me means shit.

Seriously, smoking pot is one thing... but walking 1/4 mile to spend personal time in a porta potty with TVO pretty much puts you in a retirement home right about now.

You sir, have no credibility in attempting to smack my ass, bitch.

[Bizzarofelice]

AP,

You have been really, really weak in this thread. In battles with other people, I've given props where due. I respect those that beat the crap out of people. I'm often in a scuff with Raydah or Nish or DMike. Those fuckers are funny. Game recognize game.

You, conversely, are just fucking sad. I guess your heart is willing but the mind isn't able.

$100,000 as a CNA in two years?

Usually people don't go from washing the incontinent to $100,000 in two years.

[Atomic Punk]

Your opinion doesn't matter Bace. You are a stool sample and I really don't give a fuck what you think.

You seem to think I'm content as a CNA. You do realize I'm going onto RN with a BSN then MSN right? You have a very highly inflated opinion of yourself for some weird reason. Making you cry on submit tells me all I need to know.


Bitch, you've never battled Nish, DMike, or RJ. Don't inflate your shit when you have nothing to brag about.

[Tom In VA]

Well as just a distant anonymous voice in the peanut gallery the war is over.

I mean Smackie pulled the "I'll wait to respond and drop the I'm going on a plane ride" move and then AP pulls the "double tap smack with pics to ram it home" move ..... in spite of the "I'm going on a plane ride".

Just seems like a cluster fuck to me. I say both fighters to neutral corners until the ref starts the fight again.

.02

[PrimeX]

Bush goes Bono.

http://www.break.com/index/sundaybush.html

[BSmack]

Bush goes Bono.

http://www.break.com/index/sundaybush.html

That
Is
OUTSTANDING

[Tom In VA]

Yes it was very entertaining.