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I've been cast to work on this cool little indie movie

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:D movie web site

Anyone heard of it?
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That's sick dude. Congrats.
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I'm sure he turns into a fire hydrant
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Jess--Live action or animated?

Nothing compares to be to the original animated movie. I still can't believe they killed off Optimus Prime. :x
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It's live action with some cgi I would think Michael Bay is directing it and Spielberg is Producing it. It was cool today was at the costume fitting for it and the stages are where Howard Hughes built the Spruce Goose.
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What are you playing a dump truck that transforms into a giant robot with man tits?
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chargerfan wrote:What are you playing a dump truck that transforms into a giant robot with man tits?
don't forget the jew-fro. but rack the fuck out of that blast. JTR--props to you. the fucking "real" job search is a bitch. maybe i should have chosen wiping geriatric asses for a living like AP...
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Screw_Michigan wrote: don't forget the jew-fro. but rack the fuck out of that blast. JTR--props to you. the fucking "real" job search is a bitch. maybe i should have chosen wiping geriatric asses for a living like AP...
I see that you've found a topic that you can hang in, Screwed. Pretty cutting edge stuff bagging on Jess. Nobody ever does that. For your next trick, will you be tipping over someones wheelchair? Tossing a bag of piss on the homeless guy standing at the stoplight holding a sign?

Props to you for knowing the environment in which you thrive.

Nice sig, btw.
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the tard train chimed in support of each other, obviously. scrotum-slurper: i'm not dissing jess, i'm smacking him, but racking him at the same time because the REAL job search (which you are obviously not educated enough to pursue) is a bitch, so i rack him for getting a decent gig, regardless if it's him running around in bitch tights for a fucking cartoon. rack him. better than boasting about your hi-lo license to potential employers.

you obviously aren't taking your beat down like a man. just admit you were fucking wrong and you more than likely wouldn't have been plunger raped like you were.

jesus fucking christ. you and guntslinger are in heralded company, whether you like it or not.
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I'm gueesing you'll be playing the fat, geeky kid who doesn't talk... You need to talk to your agent about your being type casted.

All kiding aside. Congrat's dude- that's awesome... Try and keep us updated with some set pics.
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jtr wrote:Michael Bay is directing it
:vomit:
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I have heard good things about that movie. It was my favorite cartoon growing up.
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I play a techie at the pentagon.
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You, playing a geek? That's a stretch.
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WOW!!!

I looked up Jess at Yahoo images and got this...

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DUDE!! I can't tell which one is you but

You've CHANGED!!!

(for the better!!!))

Rack you Mr. (?) Transformer!!
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Jess, I'm sure you're fairly well known by now within the casting circles. It certainly sounds like you've gotten to that point in your career when casting directors need a fat, dorky looking kid to fill a 5 second role, they all say, "Let's get that Jess kid."
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How 'bout a hot dog cart that transforms into a blimp?
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so jess, any speaking lines in this one? that would be speaking as in actual words found in the dictionary. Arrrrgggggghhhhh or Iiiiiieeeeeeeaaaauuuhhhhhh or other noises do not count.

Rack you anyway.
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Jack wrote:WOW!!!

I looked up Jess at Yahoo images and got this...

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DUDE!! I can't tell which one is you but

You've CHANGED!!!

(for the better!!!))

Rack you Mr. (?) Transformer!!
Naw, those are old shots, from when he was in the movie "pretty in pink"

A lot has happened since then. A LOT.
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I booked another national commercial this one for Mercedes-Benz and have already earned over 11k from it and it hasnt aired yet.

Also have an audition tomorrow for Hardee's as a get this fast food employee.
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jtr wrote:I booked another national commercial this one for Mercedes-Benz and have already earned over 11k from it and it hasnt aired yet.

Also have an audition tomorrow for Hardee's as a get this fast food employee.
That's nice, Jess. But how much do you have to spend, to make 11k?
and are you always paying attention to what your financial advisors are doing with your money?
on a short leash, apparently.
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Roach wrote:Any other movie stars out there or is Jess the only one?
My film career includes a single flick that I've never seen: The Lucifer Complex. I was an extra who played an Indian enslaved in a labor camp digging post holes. I made a whopping $40 for two days' work.
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Also have an audition tomorrow for Hardee's as a get this fast food employee
In case the walk on and commercial roles dry up, now you'll have some training to fall back on.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Roach wrote:Any other movie stars out there or is Jess the only one?
My film career includes a single flick that I've never seen: The Lucifer Complex. I was an extra who played an Indian enslaved in a labor camp digging post holes. I made a whopping $40 for two days' work.
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jtr wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Roach wrote:Any other movie stars out there or is Jess the only one?
My film career includes a single flick that I've never seen: The Lucifer Complex. I was an extra who played an Indian enslaved in a labor camp digging post holes. I made a whopping $40 for two days' work.
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Based on its reviews, it's overpriced.
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Good point, JSC.

Hey Jess, can I borrow 20 bucks?
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Roach wrote:Any other movie stars out there or is Jess the only one?
My film career includes a single flick that I've never seen: The Lucifer Complex. I was an extra who played an Indian enslaved in a labor camp digging post holes. I made a whopping $40 for two days' work.
That's funny.
You probably could have made more than that digging post holes for two days in a labor camp.
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not to mention getting gruel for lunch. I bet that wasn't on the lunch truck at the movie set.
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War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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Mikey wrote:You probably could have made more than that digging post holes for two days in a labor camp.
True dat. But I was being charitable calling what I did "work." The first day, I sat around doing nothing after getting into costume and makeup. The second day, the scene I was in was filmed, which took all of about 30 seconds. The highlight of the experience was lunch, when one of the extras playing a nurse sat down straddled on a bench facing us, wearing nothing underneath her uniform. I was 17 at the time, so a beaver shot was a pretty big deal. Come to think of it, so was $40.
Jsc810 wrote:One day Jess is going to be cast in some movie like Nacho Libre
I took my son to see Nacho Libre today. The hottie co-star (Ana de la Reguera), even playing a nun, made it worth the price of admission ...

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