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patsy stone
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Ok, you know the chick at work that puts her flowers on display when she gets some sent to her and leaves the card hanging above them for everyone to view as they walk by? There's so many stories I could tell about her, but this morning was the worst...

Apparently last night, she was about to get into bed and her dog jumped in there and found a recluse spider and killed it. Yes, I know those things are nasty and they can kill, but did she really have to put it in a plastic bag and bring it to work and put it on display for everyone to see as they walk by?

One guy walked by and stopped to look at it, and she screamed,"BUDDY SAVED MY LIFE LAST NIGHT!" for the whole world to hear. Are we in 2nd grade? Is this show-and-tell?

There are THREE people here who are deathly afraid of spiders and almost had heart attacks when they walked by. Finally the chick next to her asked her nicely to put it away. She was actually offended. OH THE HORRA! No more attention!

Oh, and by the way, her husband has a 102º fever and she thinks he got food poisoning from McD's yesterday and she tried to make him eat dinner but he refused and even snapped at her last night but always apologized afterwards, because, you know, when he's sick, he doesn't want to be bothered.... etc..... etc...... etc....... !!!!!

I'm thinking about finding another job because I can't stand the people I work with anymore. Why can't everyone just be COOL LIKE ME?!?!? ;)

*sigh*
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Post by Bizzarofelice »

patsy stone wrote:her husband has a 102º fever
rack the spider for hitting paydirt
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Post by BSmack »

Patsy,

You cannot EVER quit this job.

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patsy stone
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If that's true and something happens to him, I'm gonna feel like sh*t.

Ok, I'm done talking about people....
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I thought this was a Zyclone callout thread.
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If you leave your job you have to make sure to take your boss with you.
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