Name your favorite Jews...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:41 am

a dead one, only for you, m2.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:48 am

HELLO!

just U mon.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:48 am

Gene Wilder was a lucky man for too short of a time. :cry:

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:04 am

Jesus is just alright with me.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:48 am

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:30 am

Rodney Dangerfield

Jon Lovitz

Warren Zevon
Susanna Hoffs
Donald Fagen

to name a few..

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:10 am

Howard Stern or Rod Carew.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:11 pm

Herschel Walker?

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:01 pm

Jew In FreeTown, world renowned bacon hater.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:27 pm

Larry David

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:46 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:48 pm

Nitwit wrote:

Real classy.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:59 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Nitwit wrote:
Real classy.

I guess the guy who said "a dead one" is classy though? Fuck off Goober

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:12 pm

Nixhex wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Nitwit wrote:
Real classy.
I guess the guy who said "a dead one" is classy though? Fuck off Goober

If being compared to Screw_Mich is acceptable to you ...

Mazol Tov, you're a fucktard.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:21 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: If being compared to Screw_Mich is acceptable to you ...

Mazol Tov, you're a fucktard.

I don't give a damn who some over sensitive cunts on a message board compare me too. Sorry I bruised your gaping vaginas. Jeezus

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:30 pm

Screw_Mich is a moron and a self-confessed Ecstasy user. What’s your excuse, you braindead halfwit?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:33 pm

Yep, Larry David.

"You want to check my penis?"

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:34 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Screw_Mich is a moron and a self-confessed Ecstasy user. What’s your excuse, you braindead halfwit?

Hey I think you got me all wrong. As a matter of fact my Uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off a watchtower and broke his neck.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:40 pm

Nixhex wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: If being compared to Screw_Mich is acceptable to you ...

Mazol Tov, you're a fucktard.
I don't give a damn who some over sensitive cunts on a message board compare me too. Sorry I bruised your gaping vaginas. Jeezus

I'm not being over sensitive, make all the dead Jew/Holocaust jokes you want. I've heard them all before and some douchebag who thinks he's getting over on a message board isn't going to bother me a bit.

I'm simply laughing because you really are a fucktard.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:48 pm

Nixhex wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Screw_Mich is a moron and a self-confessed Ecstasy user. What’s your excuse, you braindead halfwit?
Hey I think you got me all wrong. As a matter of fact my Uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off a watchtower and broke his neck.

Clumsy and stupid must run in the family.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:03 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: I'm not being over sensitive, make all the dead Jew/Holocaust jokes you want. I've heard them all before and some douchebag who thinks he's getting over on a message board isn't going to bother me a bit.

I'm simply laughing because you really are a fucktard.

Bullshit. If this was about blacks or mexicans you'd prolly be laughing. The only fucktard here is the one jumping to conclusions about someone he knows nothing about.

Fucktard is an interesting word. Is that what your momma screams to your daddy repeatedly as they work on polluting the world with another one of you?

Seriously though. I hear Evel Kneivel is jumping your enormous gash on pay per view this weekend. It really saddens me to hear this. The rocket stunt didn't kill him but this one surely will. :cry:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:08 pm

Nixhex wrote: Bullshit. If this was about blacks or mexicans you'd prolly be laughing. The only fucktard here is the one jumping to conclusions about someone he knows nothing about.

Based on your statements above, it appears that you’re the one jumping to conclusions. We know you’re a stupid fucktard. What more do we need to know?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:09 pm

Nixhex wrote: Fucktard is an interesting word. Is that what your momma screams to your daddy repeatedly as they work on polluting the world with another one of you?

Seriously though. I hear Evel Kneivel is jumping your enormous gash on pay per view this weekend. It really saddens me to hear this. The rocket stunt didn't kill him but this one surely will.

Wow. You sure told him.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:18 pm

Nixhex wrote: Bullshit. If this was about blacks or mexicans you'd prolly be laughing.

No I probably wouldn't be, I'm not a big fan of racist "humor". Again, for the record, I was laughing at you.

Nixhex wrote:The only fucktard here is the one jumping to conclusions about someone he knows nothing about.

Yes, and you're that fucktard. You're just to dumb to know it.

Nixhex wrote:Fucktard is an interesting word. Is that what your momma screams to your daddy repeatedly as they work on polluting the world with another one of you?

How will I ever recover from "mommy & daddy" smack? :multimeds:

Nixhex wrote:Seriously though. I hear Evel Kneivel is jumping your enormous gash on pay per view this weekend. It really saddens me to hear this. The rocket stunt didn't kill him but this one surely will. :cry:

Oh, now you want to be serious? Great, let's be serious. If any of this is too complicated, we'll have ciceroo explain it to you.

You see, racist smack, though not my favorite, can be funny. Unfortunately for you, it requires some important qualities in order to be funny: originality, subtlety and intelligence. You posses none of those qualities.

I'd say R-Jack nailed you with the trailer trash smack.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:44 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Oh, now you want to be serious? Great, let's be serious. If any of this is too complicated, we'll have ciceroo explain it to you.

You see, racist smack, though not my favorite, can be funny. Unfortunately for you, it requires some important qualities in order to be funny: originality, subtlety and intelligence. You posses none of those qualities.

I'd say R-Jack nailed you with the trailer trash smack.

Do these threads contain some of that intelligent racial smack you speak of?

Example #1

Example #2

Example #3

Example #4

Too me it looks as if this board is full of intelligent, original and subtle racial smack.

You want to bite on my ankle. So be it. Gnaw away faggot

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:59 pm

So...you drop a holocaust pic in a "name your favorite Jews" thread, then call people pussies when they smack you...then you drop 4 threads in which you have searched for mexican smack?

Anyone smell a bruised pussy*?

*easy, JHawk - lk_picked_someone_else ain't here, man

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:07 pm

We'll just have to try that funnay on as a sig.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:11 pm

mvscal wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:You see, racist smack, though not my favorite, can be funny. Unfortunately for you, it requires some important qualities in order to be funny: originality, subtlety and intelligence. You posses none of those qualities.

It is best left to trained professionals.

Kids, don't try this at home. It could put you at risk of rectal prolapse.

Blow it out your chilaquile-cutter.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:14 pm

PSUFAN wrote:So...you drop a holocaust pic in a "name your favorite Jews" thread, then call people pussies when they smack you...then you drop 4 threads in which you have searched for mexican smack?

In all fairness, I did call him a Fucktard and said I was laughing at him.

Then he dropped:

Nixhex wrote: Bullshit. If this was about blacks or mexicans you'd prolly be laughing.

my retort:

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:No I probably wouldn't be, I'm not a big fan of racist "humor". Again, for the record, I was laughing at you.

THEN he dropped the 4 links (btw not 1 TWIS post in any of them). He further inked his name in smack history by laying down the ever smacktacular:

Nixhex wrote: You want to bite on my ankle. So be it. Gnaw away faggot

What next, will Nix will respond with claims of "bode" and "in your dome" smack and cry about this on another board to complete the fucktard tri-fecta?

http://thetrolls.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=11049

I can't wait.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:17 pm

mvscal wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:You see, racist smack, though not my favorite, can be funny. Unfortunately for you, it requires some important qualities in order to be funny: originality, subtlety and intelligence. You posses none of those qualities.

It is best left to trained professionals.

Kids, don't try this at home. It could put you at risk of rectal prolapse.

Nice PSA mv!

I hope it counts towards your community service requirement.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:18 pm

Sammy Davis Jr.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:34 pm

Jesus H. Christ wrote:His name is not important

And not even a very good job of it.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:38 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:So...you drop a holocaust pic in a "name your favorite Jews" thread, then call people pussies when they smack you...then you drop 4 threads in which you have searched for mexican smack?
In all fairness, I did call him a Fucktard and said I was laughing at him.

Then he dropped:
Nixhex wrote: Bullshit. If this was about blacks or mexicans you'd prolly be laughing.
my retort:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:No I probably wouldn't be, I'm not a big fan of racist "humor". Again, for the record, I was laughing at you.
THEN he dropped the 4 links (btw not 1 TWIS post in any of them). He further inked his name in smack history by laying down the ever smacktacular:

Nixhex wrote: You want to bite on my ankle. So be it. Gnaw away faggot
What next, will Nix will respond with claims of "bode" and "in your dome" smack to complete the fucktard tri-fecta?

I can't wait.

Trailer trash smack and the word fucktard are so on the cutting edge. Please teach me more. You be David Caruso and I'll be grasshoppa.

While ankle biting smack isn't anything new it only fits. I pointed out the same type of racial smack is all over the board. And as you kindly pointed out there isn't one TWIS post in any of them.

So you're either a hypocritical Jew or an ankle biting pussy. My money is on a combonation of the two.

I am however glad I could hang out for awhile so you can try and look cool in front of your message board buddies. I hope today has added some validation to your existance.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:41 pm

Nixhex wrote:I hope today has added some validation to your existance.

Oooooh, a subtle twist on the old standby "you have no life" psyche-killer.

Fear the Nixhex, for certain.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:52 pm

Nixhex wrote:Trailer trash smack and the word fucktard are so on the cutting edge. Please teach me more. You be David Caruso and I'll be grasshoppa.

While ankle biting smack isn't anything new it only fits. I pointed out the same type of racial smack is all over the board. And as you kindly pointed out there isn't one TWIS post in any of them.

So you're either a hypocritical Jew or an ankle biting pussy. My money is on a combonation of the two.

I am however glad I could hang out for awhile so you can try and look cool in front of your message board buddies. I hope today has added some validation to your existance.

I can't believe you would pull a bitch move (biggest pussy of all bitch moves) and have the gall to come back here with that weak shit?

Maybe you should run away to .net (again) and cry some more. I'd be willing to bet that spray & co. are laughing at you to, but board politics prevent them from doing so in public. Gonna go cry to the folks at trolltrain next? Bwahahah

I still can't believe you would do that, fucking tears Jerry!

You are either the dumbest fucktard trailor trash piece of shit here, or ...

... nope we gotta go with dumbest fucktard trailer trash piece of shit. It fits.

BTW, you're making this to easy.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:01 pm

Nixhex wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Screw_Mich is a moron and a self-confessed Ecstasy user. What’s your excuse, you braindead halfwit?
Hey I think you got me all wrong. As a matter of fact my Uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off a watchtower and broke his neck.

ha!
didn't see that one coming.
racks

then I read the rest of the thread and the weak smack.
One rack for the dust pic
one rack for the watchtower
minus one rack for the weak smack
and take back one kaddam in honor of the Hebrew god.

minus one rack for everyone who complained about the dust pic

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:35 pm

This is too much fun. I got a pack of "smackmasters" calling me names and stuff. Should I start crying or just keep laughing? I'm glad you all are enjoying yourselves as well. After all that's what this whole thing is about. Entertainment.

I love the venom and cuntyness that seeps from your keyboards when you get riled up. This is what makes me laugh. Keep it coming.

I got one more for ya before I go.

Why doesn't TWIS eat pussy?

Because it's too close to the gas chamber

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:37 pm

Fuck...admins, just scrap this URL and take this board down.

It's over. We're done.

The Archsmacker known as Nixhex broke out the "I was trolling you, I have BODE" card.

Somehow, I don't think this utterly thorough domination of an entire messageboard was what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the internets.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:45 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: but board politics prevent them from doing so in public.

Board politics? Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! Take this shit serious much?

Dinsdale, I'm not trolling. I'm simply entertaining myself.