What to do with Matthew Hahn?

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Give him 30 years
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Toddowen has been arrested ??

Give him the fucking needle since hes too chicken shit to do it himself.
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The guy made a concious decision to steal from other people not once, not twice, but THREE times. And that's just the times he got caught. Fuck him and his addictions. If he gets life, I won't lose a second of sleep.
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Now the former star student at De Anza College reads philosophy and teaches math to inmates at Elmwood. He said he got high fives and handshakes when they found out what he did.


Then spend the rest of your days helping your fellow inmates and enjoy the high fives.
But his record only shows a drug-abusing repeat felon.
Hence the life sentence is justified.
In fall 1998, Hahn went on a four-month methamphetamine-fueled spree of burglarizing garages, cars and houses in Saratoga, according to court records.

When he was caught, he pointed out the places he had burglarized. In one instance, he took guns, ammunition and a safe with $20,000 worth of jewelry and cash from his former Little League coach, Keith Barna, who was away on vacation.
Does this sound like the kind of guy you want back on the streets because he did one decent thing?
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``Matt is not a career criminal,'' said Allen Schwartz, Hahn's attorney. ``He has a terrible, terrible record. He is a thief and he is a drug addict. All of his previous crimes were from one crime spree."
Huh, what the hell constitutes being a career criminal then?
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mvscal wrote:I'd be willing to give him 20 years instead of life w/out parole.
So that the next guy that finds child porn in a res burg turns it in too.

This guy may not deserve it but the next kid does.

Ignant Fucking throw/away/the/key morons. :meds:
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mvscal wrote: I cut him a break, didn't I?
I was shocked, but yes you did.

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Huh, what the hell constitutes being a career criminal then?
If you get more than 5 years for anything.... then its the needle.....
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Dude will be a hero in the can and probably will get sent the best recipes for toilet wine from all over the penitentiary system. :lol:
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