Bob. Fucking. Saget.

[Raydah James]

Who you rollin with?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9I ... e%2Ecom%2F

[4 king guy]

Bob Saget, He ain't no faqgot...

I heard he likes tequilla with the maggot..

YEEEEAHHH BOYZZZ!!!!



RACK the video... and while you're at it..

RACK BOB SAGET!!

[Uncle Fester]

Those people need to be immediately killed.

[Raydah James]

Those people need to be immediately killed.

What? Bob Saget is the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater........

[Uncle Fester]

If I ever meet Bob Saget, I will, to quote Ken Shamrock, beat him into a living death.

[Bizzarofelice]

rack the director of Dirty Work

[Donovan]

Dirty Work

Underrated movie. Norm needs to stop making beaver commericals and do another flick.

[Derron]

Shit... I thought this was a Death Pool thread.

[Shoalzie]

Dirty Work

Underrated movie. Norm needs to stop making beaver commericals and do another flick.

So that was him. I saw a few of those ads during games this season on Center Ice...I thought that voice was familiar.

[BSmack]

When I saw the title of this thread, I was figuring that Saget had cashed his chips. Zero props to him for still being alive.

[Mike Backer]

Rack that fucking video.

"Good night, Michelle." at the end was classic.

[Uncle Fester]

I will beat the daylights out of Bob Saget.

I will beat him to within an inch of his life.

[Mister Bushice]

There's 3 minutes I won't ever get back.

Rap AND Bob saget? Audio rape.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Bob Saget is the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater........

If I ever see you, I will fight you.

Sin,

[Uncle Fester]

FLASHBACK:

I remember an old girlfriend...

* Sunday nights on the couch.
* She insisted we watch "Funniest Home Videos." Together.
* Videos, some of them quite funny.
* The audience voting for "Senile Grandma Eats Placemat" or "Dad Falls Off Roof."
* Saget doing "funny" voiceovers for parrots, hamsters, gila monsters, etc.
* The insanely unfunny banter between videos like Chinese water torture
* That smirk
* Excusing myself to go...
-get a snack?
-to the bathroom?
-outside to heave cinderblocks off the roof?

The horror, the horror...

[Raydah James]

Im going to have to fucking RACK bob saget for melting the fuck out of the old, unfunny cunts whining like faggots in this thread.


Dont forget to grab the free ice for your collective vagina's at the door.

[PSUFAN]

collective vagina's

'sup, monen?

[Uncle Fester]

Raydah James is down with Bob Saget?

Ouch.

All that effort on the young cool guy thang with the spikey hair and sunglasses...

A Sad Day on Da One Board

[Mister Bushice]

I can see Jimmy IN that video with Bob Saget, acting all whigger, doing the "two in the pink one in the stink" fingers and walking llike he had a shit log rolling around in his pants.

The video would have been much improved if they had tossed Bob off a roof somewhere at the end and filmed his descent and eventual impact for a new version of Americas funniest home videos.

[Raydah James]

Raydah James is down with Bob Saget?

Nope. Just down with the meltage that his tard ass just caused on the pussies in this thread.



Moderaters, can we just change the title of this piece to "Fester's spotting puffy twat needs a kotex"


TIA

[Raydah James]

I can see Jimmy IN that video with Bob Saget, acting all whigger, doing the "two in the pink one in the stink" fingers and walking llike he had a shit rolling around in his pants.

The video would have been much improved if they had tossed Bob off a roof somewhere at the end and filmed his descent and eventual impact for a new version of Americas funniest home videos.

Remember that post you had where you funny and got RACKed?



Neither do I.




Follow these steps to ensure your posts becoming readable:

1. Open Mouth

2. Insert Shotgun

3. Pull Trigger




Fucking useless tard.

[Uncle Fester]

A mental picture forms...

America's Funniest Home Videos, circa 1990.



Saget in high, shrill voiceover: "HAH, I'm a squirrel. I like nuts. HA HA. I'm going to climb a tree and eat nuts. HA HA. I have a tail."

Young Raydah James, sitting in his bean bag chair in Dad's rec room: "HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Squirrel!!! HE FUNNY!"

Elder Raydah James: "If you pee in that chair again I'll beat yer ass."



Saget: "I bet that squirrel likes trees. Big trees. Like my mother in law."

Audience: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

[Raydah James]

Yeah, we get it-you're an incredibly huge snatch who couldnt change a fucking channel of all things.

I guess if I watched more than a few hours a week of TV, your shit post might apply.



Shut the fuck up, and save your horribly weak smack you gushing slit.



Nobody gives a fuck about the Bode Saget has over a gimp who was too chickenshit to take the TV controller away from his master and change the fucking channel on the whore.


Your laughable pussiness just hit a whole new level. bitch.

[Mister Bushice]

I can see Jimmy IN that video with Bob Saget, acting all whigger, doing the "two in the pink one in the stink" fingers and walking llike he had a shit rolling around in his pants.

The video would have been much improved if they had tossed Bob off a roof somewhere at the end and filmed his descent and eventual impact for a new version of Americas funniest home videos.

Remember that post you had where you funny and got RACKed?



Neither do I.

Remember that post where you used that line before?

you're a one trick pony Jimmy.

Come on now, it's been a few weeks, drop some witty variation of "Stink Crinkle fist fucker" on me, if you can spare any time from your Bob Saget searches.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Raydah James is down with Bob Saget?

Nope. Just down with the meltage that his tard ass just caused on the pussies in this thread.

Wait a second...you posted a thread about Bob Saget, and a pile-on of said turd was NOT what you were looking for?

Were you expecting us to "praise" his work? Or just remain silent? Answers, please.

[Tom In VA]

"Stink Crinkle fist fucker"

[Uncle Fester]

Saget: "HAH, I'm a hamsta, look at me. I broke outta da jail. HAH, Now I'm on top of dah cell block, HA HA."

Young Raydah James: "BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! IT'S A HAMSTER!!"

Elder Raydah James: [from other room] I'm not gonna tell you again, if you ruin that bean bag chair it goes straight into the trash!"

Saget: "Hey, look at me, I'm a frog. I like to hop. I think I'll sit here on this lilly pad."

Young Raydah James: "BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

etc.

Meanwhile, somewhere out there in TV land...
.

.
.
.

[PSUFAN]

Fester, funniest poster in all the interwebs.

[Raydah James]

Lifetime channel-again?

[Uncle Fester]

[Bizzarofelice]

The Fester list was funny. Fester in this thread is fucking hilarious.

Im going to have to fucking RACK bob saget for melting the fuck out of the old, unfunny cunts whining like faggots in this thread.

Christ. Fester doesn't like Bob Saget. Is that okay, or does that mean Fester is freaking out and melting and heaving cinder blocks off his roof? Context,m'man. Fester is playing to the back of the house.

The "melting" angle is fucking tired.

[PSUFAN]

I'm not gonna tell you again, if you ruin that bean bag chair it goes straight into the trash!

deserves another rack.

[Raydah James]

The Fester list was funny. Fester in this thread is fucking hilarious.

Im going to have to fucking RACK bob saget for melting the fuck out of the old, unfunny cunts whining like faggots in this thread.

Christ. Fester doesn't like Bob Saget. Is that okay, or does that mean Fester is freaking out and melting and heaving cinder blocks off his roof? Context,m'man. Fester is playing to the back of the house.

The "melting" angle is fucking tired.

Shut your fucking dickpolishers, slunt-and be sure to massage the ripples on your forehead out from Festers marblebag resting soundly on it.


1, maybe 2 posts is acceptable for Uncle Apronstrings to whine about how much he hates Saget (Or control of his own TV), but 5 or more submit slams detailing how Saget makes his bruised falopian tubes ache is a fucking melt. Period.


RACK Fesstards last post-I laughed. The rest of his melts were funny, too-just in a pathetic fucking way.

[Bizzarofelice]

Shut your fucking dickpolishers, slunt-and be sure to massage the ripples on your forehead out from Festers marblebag resting soundly on it.

Nice melt, Meltah Jane. Fester is totally in your gel-spiked dome. Bode Fester.

1, maybe 2 posts is acceptable for Uncle Apronstrings to whine about how much he hates Saget (Or control of his own TV), but 5 or more submit slams detailing how Saget makes his bruised falopian tubes ache is a fucking melt. Period. RACK Fesstards last post-I laughed.

All the posts set-up the subsequent jokes. To put it in your terms, you've got to lean over the guy as he's on the bench, spot him, comment on how cut he is and carry his bag before the payoff where you get to stick your bare ass on his junk in the showers.

[quacker backer]

The Fester list was funny. Fester in this thread is fucking hilarious.

Im going to have to fucking RACK bob saget for melting the fuck out of the old, unfunny cunts whining like faggots in this thread.

Christ. Fester doesn't like Bob Saget. Is that okay, or does that mean Fester is freaking out and melting and heaving cinder blocks off his roof? Context,m'man. Fester is playing to the back of the house.

The "melting" angle is fucking tired.

Shut your fucking dickpolishers, slunt-and be sure to massage the ripples on your forehead out from Festers marblebag resting soundly on it.


1, maybe 2 posts is acceptable for Uncle Apronstrings to whine about how much he hates Saget (Or control of his own TV), but 5 or more submit slams detailing how Saget makes his bruised falopian tubes ache is a fucking melt. Period.


RACK Fesstards last post-I laughed. The rest of his melts were funny, too-just in a pathetic fucking way.

punctuation problems much?

[Nixhex]

Saget was currency in The Aristocrats.

[James]

Is that John Stamos trying to get in the club after them?