A call out.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:09 pm

The Doktor wrote:Bacefelice has a family? I didn't realize Missouri let gays adopt children.

oh SNAP!

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:11 pm

Is that what your husband says when he cracks your cornhole like a Sharpie going through a piece of rigatoni?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:12 pm

so "Doktor" is the proper term

Pinch Whiner...

or Designated Whiner........

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:12 pm

The Doktor wrote:Bacefelice has a family? I didn't realize Missouri let gays adopt children.

Go on, get all your anger out, losers, I know the pent up rage that you've carried around all these years just never seems to go away.

Oh Lord in Heaven this is definately NOT the Doktor. Dok was a funny, witty, creative wordsmith. This clown is a shit poster trying to disguise himself as an even shittier troll. Get thee unto a .nettery, dicktarget.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:13 pm

The Doktor wrote:Is that what your husband says when he cracks your cornhole like a Sharpie going through a piece of rigatoni?

You make Bunny cry.

rack the Hamlet reset, rooty.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:13 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I miss Lizard King. We should call him out.

http://image.muzi.com/pfm_image/202639622503926.jpg

+

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/38000/38243nSur_w.jpg

and here's to you, mr. rice eater,
the smackless turn their lonely eyes to you
goo goo kim chu

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:14 pm

Risa wrote:Why'd you cut your hair, man?

Just part of my master plan to infiltrate the conservative power structure and ultimately cause it to implode.

But don't tell anybody.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:14 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
The Doktor wrote:Is that what your husband says when he cracks your cornhole like a Sharpie going through a piece of rigatoni?
You make Bunny cry.

rack the Hamlet reset, rooty.

Nobody puts Bacey in a corner. They do, however, look at his mantits and laugh.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:15 pm

The Doktor wrote:They do, however, look at his mantits and laugh.

Get back on script. I'm too skinny according to your puppetmaster.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:17 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Risa wrote:Why'd you cut your hair, man?
Just part of my master plan to infiltrate the conservative power structure and ultimately cause it to implode.

But don't tell anybody.

You can hardly infiltrate a bags of Lay's without passing out wasted, what makes you think you can actually do anything in "real life?"

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:18 pm

Rootbeer wrote: Herr Doktor, I knew Herr Doktor, and you Sir are no Herr Doktor. That post of yours was patented 100% Atomic Punk. AP posted a take almost identical to that one aimed at me back at the Vent a few years ago.

Man, I was feeding the troll last night. The real Doktor has certain mannerisms and sayings. It's not me though. I only have one slightly used troll here.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:19 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I was feeding the troll last night.

I did that this morning before work.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:19 pm

See? Like I said... clever

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:20 pm

Word up, Bizzarofelice. I hate trolls who don't have the commitment to remain consistent. C'mon, Dok, I've tallied five digits worth of posts under this nickname all over the internet without making stupid rookie slipups like that. I try to be a good example to lieblings like yourself but if you're not astute enough to learn from your environment you deserve what you get.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:20 pm

I'm rather enjoying this thread. I get to call out pussies and other threads don't seem to be taking attention away from me kicking everybody's pussy in. Me likes that.

Now, which one of you fairies is going to suck on Risa's dick?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:21 pm

Rootbeer wrote:lieblings

German? Oh, Tish!

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:24 pm

Rootbeer wrote:Word up, Bizzarofelice. I hate trolls who don't have the commitment to remain consistent. C'mon, Dok, I've tallied five digits worth of posts under this nickname all over the internet without making stupid rookie slipups like that. I try to be a good example to lieblings like yourself but if you're not astute enough to learn from your environment you deserve what you get.

I'm not sure what you mean. I'm too busy making you and the other queerbaits in here look like fools. Here's me, a shit troll, and you and your assbandit buddies are tripping over each other's labias trying to impart some veteran internet smack knowledge upon me. Give it up, you've been humiliated.

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:26 pm

It's obviously SG, stay-at-home mom.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:27 pm

The Doktor wrote:I get to call out pussies

Correct. You can call out lots of people in this thread.

me kicking everybody's pussy in. Me likes that.

Incorrect. Your smack is akin to a limpwristed slapfest. This thread is more of a bare-knuckled slugfest. You are not well suited to this type of verbal exchange. You would fare better in more of a Pokemon/Hillary Duff fan site. Your smack is abusive enough to upset ten year olds but not so abrasive as to get you banned.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:28 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Rootbeer wrote: Herr Doktor, I knew Herr Doktor, and you Sir are no Herr Doktor. That post of yours was patented 100% Atomic Punk. AP posted a take almost identical to that one aimed at me back at the Vent a few years ago.
Man, I was feeding the troll last night. The real Doktor has certain mannerisms and sayings. It's not me though. I only have one slightly used troll here.

Trolling is for losers, punks and psycho schizoids who are too chicken shit to post their bullshit under a main nic. See: Rootbeer.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:28 pm

Can't be SG. Too eloquent to be the house husband.

Not eloquent enough to be velo, but velo would be more than happy to troll as such.

Doktor Jellyfinger · Post by **Doktor Jellyfinger** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:30 pm

Rootbeer wrote:Couple questions if you don't mind.

1. Is this the real Doktor that used to haunt the Vent?

No

The real Doktor would make fun of Uncle Nevus' mole clusters. He wouldn't stick up for the fat slob that helped bring down The Vent.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:35 pm

The Doktor wrote: I'm not sure what you mean. I'm too busy making you and the other queerbaits in here look like fools. Here's me, a shit troll, and you and your assbandit buddies are tripping over each other's labias trying to impart some veteran internet smack knowledge upon me. Give it up, you've been humiliated.

Ah yes I'm familiar with this response. What you're saying is that you earn 'bode when:
A: You run smack
B: Others run smack on you

You take a scenario where you are being beaten into a mudpuddle and spin it into win. Maybe you're not AP. You're more of a politician than he is.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:35 pm

Why do I even bother with you people? I come in here and throw down the gauntlet and all you can do is bring the same old tired musings. You ladies have been saying the same things for how long now, the better part of a decade? It got old years ago, yet you keep it alive. You don't have it labelled "DNR" like it should be even though anybody in their right mind would have seen the FUBAR status and let it go long ago as useless and not that cool in the first place. No wonder you are all failures in "real life," nobody can stand how boring you all are.

The worst insult in world would still be a euphemism for how badly you people suck.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:38 pm

The Doktor wrote:I come in here and throw down the gauntlet

Link?

same old tired musings.

We know where those are in this thread.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:38 pm

Pretty sick how I've gotten this board out of the doldrums.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:39 pm

The Doktor wrote:doldrums.

We all miss Denn, man. We all miss him.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:39 pm

I would like to see pictures of all of you. I want to see with my own eyes to absolute horror you wives must endure while you have sex with them. I simply cannot fathom how they do it, week after week.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:41 pm

The Doktor wrote:I would like to see pictures of all of you.

Uhh...

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:42 pm

Bacefelice. Do you really work for a dog pound? That's too bad. Your children must laugh at you a great deal.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:43 pm

Risa wrote: Trolling is for losers, punks and psycho schizoids who are too chicken shit to post their bullshit under a main nic. See: Rootbeer.

Go jump off a bridge into a dry gulch, Risa. I can't believe you're still scratching that same old scab from when I was mean to little Jimmy Meds. Grow up already. The world's a cruel place. If you can't handle it, change your station.

Doktor, this "gauntlet" you speak of, does it look anything like the one below? Is is reinforced to keep your limp wrists from snapping off as you pat yourself on the back?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:43 pm

The Doktor wrote:Bacefelice. Do you really work for a dog pound?

No.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:43 pm

Rootbeer wrote:
The Doktor wrote: I'm not sure what you mean. I'm too busy making you and the other queerbaits in here look like fools. Here's me, a shit troll, and you and your assbandit buddies are tripping over each other's labias trying to impart some veteran internet smack knowledge upon me. Give it up, you've been humiliated.
Ah yes I'm familiar with this response. What you're saying is that you earn 'bode when:
A: You run smack
B: Others run smack on you

You take a scenario where you are being beaten into a mudpuddle and spin it into win. Maybe you're not AP. You're more of a politician than he is.

It's me, Rootbeer. I'm still alive and kicking in Quebec.

Say - how's Broken Staple? Have you still got the poetry board going?

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:46 pm

The Doktor wrote:I would like to see pictures of all of you. I want to see with my own eyes to absolute horror you wives must endure while you have sex with them. I simply cannot fathom how they do it, week after week.

Pronoun confusion much?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:46 pm

Here's my picture. Dead sexy.

What you know about that?

Are you there, Doktor? Its me, Rootbeer.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:48 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Here's my picture. Dead sexy.

What you know about that?

Are you there, Doktor? Its me, Rootbeer.

You are really ugly. It looks too much like your avatar. No wonder you're a dog catcher.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:49 pm

The Doktor wrote: Say - how's Broken Staple? Have you still got the poetry board going?

Quoth the raven, nevermore.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:49 pm

The Doktor wrote:You are really ugly.

No way, dude.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:52 pm

My picture was posted back when you were still posting, Dok. Surely you remember that.

Doktor Jellyfinger · Post by **Doktor Jellyfinger** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:57 pm

The Doktor wrote: Say - how's Broken Staple? Have you still got the poetry board going?

Ha The poetry board..
I forgot about that. I think it also had short stories.