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If N. Korea Launches Missile Without Notice, Can't Assume it is Test

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"S. Koreans use binoculars to look at the North side from Imjingak near the border village of the Panmunjom, north of Seoul, June 18, 2006"

So glad the N. Korean people are foregoing food to cater to the whims of Dictator-For-Life Kim Jung Il...
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mvscal wrote:I speak North Korean. This translates to, "Send more rice".
That cant be true, because N. Korea is the land of plenty, where people happily finish their work day to a full meal followed by song and dance.
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If they're lucky, they get to see a play penned by Emperor Asswipe (Jung Il).
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Apparently, the DPRK is in violation of the self imposed moratorium treaty of 1884. What a stupid woman.
The Pentagon spokesman hinted to reporters that if North Korea launches a missile the United States might use its new missile defense system.
The system has had some successful tests, and some failures, and is not yet fully operational.
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So America's only response would be:

"Hey, if you shoot a missile at us, we'll harmlessly intercept it over the Pacific"?

Holy Fuck, America... That's a long ways off from "smoke them outta their holes".
What a dickless retort. But I guess you have nothing left in your bag of tricks, and North Korea knows it.
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Martyred wrote:So America's only response would be:

"Hey, if you shoot a missile at us, we'll harmlessly intercept it over the Pacific"?
Thus illustrating the futility of their missile forces. If they're going to "test" one of their missiles, it seems like a good opportunity to "test" our missile defense technology, wouldn't you say?
Hopefully these will work a little better than the Patriot?

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BSmack wrote: Hopefully these will work a little better than the Patriot?
they won't......lets hope the US isn't forced to deploy any of them......
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mvscal wrote: The missile worked just fine.
yes it did......

that success only cost us $45,600,000......
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the point is (and we've been down this path before) is that this so called "missile defense" system simply will not work......

now before you go off on one of your tangents we can shorten this discussion relatively quickly.....

provide me a link to a successful demonstration of this missile defense system......

preferbly by some entity other than Raytheon........
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mvscal wrote:
Felix wrote:the point is (and we've been down this path before) is that this so called "missile defense" system simply will not work......
Practice makes perfect.
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Oh for Christ sake, this is ridiculous, it's just another space launch and they know it. No one is shooting down anything, all this bluster is just embarrasing for everyone.
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mvscal wrote:How many dissidents are they launching into space this time? Seems like gulags would be a lot cheaper.
Known more affectionately around your parts as FEMA camps.
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Felix wrote:the point is (and we've been down this path before) is that this so called "missile defense" system simply will not work......

now before you go off on one of your tangents we can shorten this discussion relatively quickly.....

provide me a link to a successful demonstration of this missile defense system......

preferbly by some entity other than Raytheon........
They put the system on line today - as if that makes a difference. The word from the scientific community is that the system is not ready. They haven't even had a successful test from any of the silos, and the Missiles are susceptible to drone decoys.

Even still, if NK tries anything stupid there's no doubt we could stomp them flat without trying too hard, MDS or not.

NK is just another wacko third world country thinking it is entitled to the same rights and privileges as a stable democratic first world super power.

Too bad for them that ain't happening.
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Shit, they haven't been able to intercept a live missile even when they know where it's going to be and when it will be there.

Talk about flushing $$ down a bottomless pit.
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Mikey wrote:Shit, they haven't been able to intercept a live missile even when they know where it's going to be and when it will be there.
that's the point......in the tests they program all of the telemetry information about the incoming "missile" and they still can't hit it.......point of fact, the last two times they tried to test the system, they couldn't get the interceptor off the ground......

my older brother is a propulsion engineer for the Honeywell Corp. and he provided me a lengthy dissertation about why this whole missile defense system is a complete and utter fucking waste of money.......
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mvscal wrote:
Your older brother is a dumbfuck. You can pass along the message.
I'm sure he'll be greatly offended......

go ahead and list all of your credentials relating your expertise in missile design and construction and we'll chat.......
I'm not sure why either one of you idiots seem to think it is going to be 100% effective out of the box, but nothing works that way. We'll get it right eventually. In the meantime, it doesn't matter how much it costs. It will be cheaper than nuclear war. You do understand that an effective missile defense will render ICBMs obsolete, don't you?
Okay, go ahead and list all of the countries that possess ICBMs capable of reaching the US........then explain to me why you think that ICBMs pose a bigger threat to this country than some radical fundy Islamists getting ahold of a nuke and smuggling it in to the US....the threat is not from above, but from ground level......but lets not try and seal the borders, lets just keep pouring money into this fucking white elephant.....
I don't know about you, but I think that is goal worthy of the expenditure.
I do know that this is a system that will never work as currently designed.....

funny thing is, they haven't even begun to address the problems associated with countermeasures and dummy warheads......

ponderous isn't the word here......
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mvscal wrote:countries that possess ICBMs capable of reaching the US.
Russia, China and North Korea for starters.

wrong.....NK say they have one but it's really not certain......
Iran is working as hard as they can to join the club. The cat is out of the bag. It is no longer possible to prevent nuclear and missile technology proliferation through diplomatic means.

That means we either pre-empt such programs with offensive military action or we develop an effective defense. "Oh..they'll never attack us with those missiles" is not responsible or remotely intelligent plan of defense.
I'm not opposed to addressing the issue of nuclear proliferation with a military response......but foreign leaders know that the only thing that would come from attacking the US with ballistic missiles would be guaranteeing their country being turned into a giant fucking parking lot......

NK knows this....they're sabre rattling....
They are not mutually exclusive. We must do both. If this design does not work, then we incorporate what we have learned into the next design or the design after that.

The world is going to get to the point where every chucklehead with a couple billion dollars to rub together is going to have ICBMs. A viable defense against them is not optional. National defense is the primary responsibility of the Federal government.
developing missiles capable of intercontinental flight takes a lot of research, development, testing, redesign, more testing, more design, more testing and incredible outlays of money.......and it's pretty tough to accomplish all this in secrecy.....

again, which do you think poses the greatest threat to the security of the US....an attack by a country possessing ICBMs or some nutjob Islamist group smuggling a nuke into the country and detonating it in one of our major metro areas......

answer that, and you'll know where our priorities insofar as national defense should be.....
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mvscal wrote: Why the fuck would we want to do it in secret? That voids the entire purpose. OK, so it takes "a lot of research, development, testing, redesign, more testing, more design, more testing and incredible outlays of money". That means we had best get busy cause it isn't going to design itself.
I'm not talking about the US being secretive, I'm talking about all of these countries that you seem to think are in the process of developing ICBMs as we speak......it is impossible for any country to undertake the research and development necessary to bring an ICBM to fruition in secret.....not to mention the billions and billions of dollars it requires....no country is capable of this type of research without the US knowing about it....hence, if necessary (e.g. say somebody like that crazy fuck in Iran) starts an ICBM program we stop it before it ever gets started...if that means militarily, then so be it....

again......which country do you honestly believe is stupid enough to attack the US with ICBMs when they know such an attack would result in their total annihilation......NK...nope not in a million fucking years he's posturing......China....why would they, we're their biggest customer.....Russia, I don't think so.....

which Boogey Man evokes all of this fear in you......
We are fully capable of walking and chewing gum.
so why are we spending such enormous amounts of money developing a "missile defense" system that not only won't work, but really is not necessary at this time.....yet they've done little to safeguard our borders from what I consider to be a much more realistic threat....
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If this design does not work, then we incorporate what we have learned into the next design or the design after that.


Agreed, but the feds should not be involved in designing it. 500 dollar hammers and such come to mind.

National defense is the primary responsibility of the Federal government.
And an administration without the political will to follow through on its responsibilities is putting us all at risk.
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mvscal wrote: Missile defense or secure borders isn't an either/or proposition.
where have i said it's either/or...no place....what I've said is that our leaders priorities about protecting this country are seriously fucked up...do you think a missile defense system would have prevented 9-11?

you've avoided the specific questions I've asked and tried to take this on a different tangent (color me shocked)......but you're not getting off that easy....

again, which scenario is more probable....one of the countries possessing ICBMs to attack us or a nuke being smuggled into the US and detonated....

second question...which country that possesses ICBMs is causing you all this fear and then explain how a country attacking us with ICBMs avoids being completely obliterated....

don't dodge, don't duck, don't try and change the subject just answer the questions....

these are really, really simple......
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I read this thing once where the missile defense system worked perfectly...oh wait, it was called Science Fiction.
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mvscal wrote: Quite frankly, I think they are equally likely/unlikely.
of course you have to say that otherwise it would be impossible for anybody to justify the monetary output for "Star Wars".....but anybody steeped in reality knows what's more likely to happen.....
The fact that the attacking country would be obliterated doesn't mean a goddamn thing to me. What it means is that we just lost at least one major city to tune of millions of lives and trillions of dollars in damage.
and tell me exactly what the country attacking us would gain from such an attack....I know you don't care that they would be erased from the map, but my guess is that their leaders would care......
Do you think some apocalyptic nutjob gives a fuck if his country is vaporized? All it takes is one.
Again, which country WITH ICBMs is going to attack us....you've already stated you believe there are three countries that have that capablity......North Korea, China, and Russia....those are the only countries that have (or allegedly possess) ICBMs capable of reaching the continental US......

Now, exactly which one of these three do you believe are going to attack us....there's only three so this can't be too difficult....
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mvscal wrote:
Felix wrote:and tell me exactly what the country attacking us would gain from such an attack....
Since when do people or nations behave in a rational manner?
Again, which country WITH ICBMs is going to attack us....
Any of them with China being the most likely.

One day, China decides to invade Taiwan. We nuke their fleet. They nuke LA. Game on.

Still waiting for you to make a rational argument against missile defense. Why are you so violently opposed to making ICBMs an obsolete weapon system? Seriously...what the fuck is wrong with you?
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mvscal wrote:Yes, we will.

We guarantee Taiwan's security, you fucking dimwit.
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mvscal wrote:
Any of them with China being the most likely.
your credibility just took a massive hit........

Still waiting for you to make a rational argument against missile defense. Why are you so violently opposed to making ICBMs an obsolete weapon system? Seriously...what the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm not against missile defense....show me where I've said that missile defense is a waste.....what I have said is that the system they're trying to develop is a huge waste of time and resources......

you seem to be struggling with a simple fact that as configured

THIS SYSTEM DOESN'T WORK AND NEVER WILL
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mvscal wrote:
mothster wrote:
mvscal wrote:Yes, we will.

We guarantee Taiwan's security, you fucking dimwit.
doesn't mean squat..........
Formal US security guarnatees don't mean squat?

Great take, you fucking dimwitted tard.
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mvscal wrote:
Among whom? Dumbfucks like moth?

War with China is far more likely than war with North Korea or Russia and I showed you how it will/could start.
So what your saying here is that you think China and the US are willing to engage in a nuclear war over Taiwan? :lol:

Did I say your credibility took a hit.....

forget that, it just went out the window.......
So we aren't learning anything at all about the problem? Nothing we've done will help us solve the issues in future systems? Is that what you're trying to say? I'll be calling bullshit on that.
They know the problems with the system...the real problem is that they can't solve them with existing technology....most estimate the guidence and telemetry technology needed to make these systems workable won't be available for at least 20 years.......

there are any number of potential systems that rely on lasers that are at present feasible with our current technology...yet they continue down this path...a path that just results in wasted money
As configured....it's still better than nothing and nobody is touting it as a fully developed product or technology.
It's tough to argue with that kind of logic.....

it reminds me of a line I onece heard......

as two guys are driving in the night one asks the other if he has any idea where they are ...

the other says he has no idea "but we're making good time....."
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mvscal wrote:That's right, you fucking brainless toolbag.

When we say we're going to defend Taiwan against attack that means we are going to defend Taiwan against attack.
You mean, just like Vietnam?

Sure you will Sparky, sure you will.

China only needs to call in their monetary markers, and you'll all be boiling your shoe leather for dinner.
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Martyred wrote: China only needs to call in their monetary markers, and you'll all be boiling your shoe leather for dinner.
I tried explaining that to him already and his response was--why would China want to fuck with the economy that drives their own economy......

yet he'll argue that China will fight the US to the death over Taiwan...... :o :lol:

so it's kind of a love/hate relationship

did I say it's tough to argue with logic like that......

I meant it......
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mvscal wrote: Yes, that is correct. There is no more likely scenario for nuclear exchange on the planet than a shooting war in the Straights of Taiwan.
Kashmir is a hundred times more likely to set off a nuke exchange than the Straights of Taiwan.
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mvscal wrote: Yes, that is correct.
no, that's not correct.....

but i get it.....Iran will likely soften their stance on enrichment and NK is simply posturing.....thus, we need a new "boogie man" to drive the military machine.....

set your decoder rings to b-12...next target...China.....
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mvscal wrote: True, all nuclear scenarios are far fetched, but the potential consequences are too costly to ignore.
The Chinese are not going to get into a military conflict with the US over Taiwan......

No country can stand-up to the US from a military stand-point....generally speaking, the Chinese know this......

the only way to defeat the US is to try and destroy our economy......
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mvscal wrote:
Wrong.
great response.....but of course I'm right.....

but then again, coming from somebody that characterized the economic impact from 9-11 as a "blip" I'm not surprised......
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mvscal wrote:
Felix wrote:but then again, coming from somebody that characterized the economic impact from 9-11 as a "blip" I'm not surprised......
Link?
you said it and you know it...I'm not culling back through threads to find that idiocy....

but that aside....are you saying there is a country whos military can stand up to the US? Who would that be.....
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I'll take "Inane Responses" for $1,000 Alex.....

"and the answer is"
mvscal wrote:You don't have to able to "stand up to our military". You just have to able to stand up to our media and our left wing pussies.
What is "the biggest bunch of horseshit I've ever read"
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mvscal wrote: Try telling that to North Vietnam, dumbfuck.
Lets not go down this path....

otherwise I'd be forced to ask why Nixon opted to quit bombing Hanoi right when they were about ready to give it up.....
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so back to the topic at hand.....

which country is capable of taking us out again......
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mvscal wrote:So "standing up to our military" now becomes "take us out"?
okay, which country is capable of standing up to us :meds:
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good to see this is going nowhere.......

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mvscal wrote: The NVA was completely wrecked by the time we pulled out in 1973. Congress pulled the plug on South Vietnam not Nixon.
Oh come on. More people died under post vietnam communist rule than they did during the war itself. The NVA was hardly "wrecked"
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