If a shit troll falls at .Net...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:42 am

...can Russ hear it?

Seriously folks...

Monen
LKPick
The "alleged" Doktor

...all in one week? I smell a board invasion.
And this is only the opening wave of sappers!

T1B Minutemen, to the border! Life! Liberty! Bandwidth!

"You're either with us, or you're with Sammy G. Heh-heh-heh..."

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:43 am

add risa to that list

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:45 am

How many filters were activated in that post?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:47 am

TenTallBen wrote:How many filters were activated in that post?

You don't want me to tell you that.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:50 am

...can IRIE LAGOS be far behind?

Monen · Post by **Monen** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:57 am

I don't get it. :)

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:08 am

Monen wrote:I don't get it. :)

Good to see, obliously you're way ahead of Martyred.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:14 am

I'd trade Martard for Monen and toss in a bag of chips.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:41 am

War Wagon wrote:I'd trade Martard for Monen and toss in a bag of chips.

And a pink dildo or two...

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:11 am

Monen wrote:I don't get it. :)

Of course you don't.

And you never answered my question about the over/under.

Be that as it may ... here's what might happen after this post ...

The Doktor wrote:Yeah, I thought you were a fag! Who cares how many pms she's had. Is that all your interested in? You're a fag and she's a woman, why do you care?

You guys are a bunch of fags in here. This entire board should be deleted. There's nothing worth seeing here.

That aside, how close was I Monen, on my line of 5 pervs who PM'd you, unsolicited?

Monen · Post by **Monen** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:25 am

Nobody pm'd me - not a single one.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:50 am

Monen wrote:Nobody pm'd me - not a single one.

On .net's or Miss C's site (TT), or this board, in total, was my o/u, sweet.

If the answer is the same ... well, you know you're dealing with the wrong crowd, and I'd suggest you get out, now, because there are either a bunch of complete losers on all of those boards, or everybody is having trouble getting their trolls in line, in between, of course, "jacking" their "cranks," and posting smilies and racking you and posting drivel ...

You started at TT, correct? No PMs there either, I assume?

If you received "a few" unsolicited, I don't care what was said. I'm just interested in the number.

Monen · Post by **Monen** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:33 am

I get pm's at TT all the time - the number isn't even worth trying to discern. Love those guys

.net - maybe 3 or 4.

Here - nada.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:36 am

All I got was a rock.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:32 am

RadioFan wrote:well, you know you're dealing with the wrong crowd, and I'd suggest you get out, now...

Agree, but for a different reason. This board is about smack and needs an infusion of that commodity. She can't/won't smack, so there's no point to her being here. (And to anyone so inclined, save the giddy "yeh yer a fag cuz she gots tits and she shews um heh heh and if u rag on her u don't like gurls" and fukken at least try to act like you've been there before.)

To steal a phrase from Devvo and Shady Pies, "maximum respect in the area" to all smackers far and wide, those who are willing to do battle, taking shots and dealing them out.

velocet

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:11 pm

Velocet, if it's about people not smacking, this place would look like Park Place during the 'DrDetroit25 scares us so we won't let him in our playground we set up specifically to keep him out' days.

It's all cliques. The clique is the thing. Posse up, and it don't matter what you do. Hence, board wars, which are really just posse wars.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:25 pm

You know, after long last, I really have to rack Park Place. It still is cited by folks (well ok, mostly Annie) as an genuine elitist gesture.

Plenty of folks actually got the joke - MDub, for one, with his Baltic Avenue forum, where only he was allowed to post. Hell, to understand the joke all you had to do was read the forum...it never even contained a full page of posts.

And yet, it caused a tsnunami of consternation - it so rankled some folks that they still mention it. Sit, DrD connipted so hard that he kicked himself in the selfofsteam.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:39 pm

PSUFAN wrote:You know, after long last, I really have to rack Park Place. It still is cited by folks (well ok, mostly Annie) as an genuine elitist gesture.

It was less a joke (except who was it really on?), an admirable experiment, and ultimately a revelation. And it was an elitist gesture. It wasn't like 'shit trolls only', though some who posted are responsible for shit trolls and shit trolling. There was a bonafide attempt at exclusion. It was an attempt to play Pirate Bar and Smack-Off Elite 8 in a glass room David Blaine, and like David Blaine in the aquarium there were unintended results. That's all. And the anti-DrDetroit sentiment that still lingers here is still mighty stupid, mighty elitist and mighty ignorant.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:48 pm

velocet wrote:
To steal a phrase from Devvo and Shady Pies, "maximum respect in the area" to all smackers far and wide, those who are willing to do battle, taking shots and dealing them out.

can't rack enough. all shady pies resets are fresh.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:32 pm

Annie wrote:It was

Woman, stifle that piehole. Don't tell us what it was.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:05 pm

TenTallBen wrote:How many filters were activated in that post?

What a whiny fucking cunt you've become.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:12 pm

"Become"? He was born with active tear ducts...and they've since eroded rivulets onto his visage. That happens when you cry a lot.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:21 pm

Rack Park Place.

Like the McRib, I hope it comes back every-so-often.

poptart <---------licks fingers

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:25 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:How many filters were activated in that post?
What a whiny fucking cunt you've become.

Do you think I give a shit what you think, much less PSUqueef? Go fuck yourself.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:29 pm

It's 9:30 a.m., and where is your vodka bottle ... ?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:31 pm

You're going to have to set your clocks to SlantTime at some point, poppy.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:31 pm

poptart wrote:Like the McRib, I hope it comes back every-so-often.

so you're the sap that bought that sandwich.....

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:36 pm

11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

South Korea v. the Swiss Knives -- 'kickoff' in 4 hrs and 24 min.

Luv me my foosball.

Haven't pulled an all-knighter since I was a college lad.

Tonight's the night ..... gonna be ALright.

Coffee's on.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:47 pm

poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

"open the pod doors hal"

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:33 pm

Without a doubt this place is all about the smack, all 10 or 20 wicked smacking smackmasters smacking the smack over and over again. Only the bestest of smack kings have made the grade so there's no reason to open this Bastion of Smack Brilliance to any Tardish shit like Tits and Ass and stuff, it really distracts the best from running their amazing smack game. I know there's not been any new posters here in like well...since the board was started and sooner or later the super smack peeps will grow bored and retire but at least we can revel in out righteous world of Smackdom unaccosted by those other stupi people. But really, it's not a clique thing, they only do that at the other boards, you should know everyone at this Land-O-Smack couldn't be stupid like that.

Spinach Genie · Post by **Spinach Genie** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:36 pm

velocet wrote:This board is about smack

'less you're talking about needles, velo, this board is about as much about "smack" as any of them. Beyond the occasional half-ass euroclone charity and mvs punting some tard's nuts into orbit, monen is merely one bitter Roger Ebert job from most of the cats here. Dildo included.

The place does have bitchin' college football and music forums though.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:43 pm

Spinach Genie wrote:
velocet wrote:This board is about smack
'less you're talking about needles, velo, this board is about as much about "smack" as any of them. Beyond the occasional half-ass euroclone charity and mvs punting some tard's nuts into orbit, monen is merely one bitter Roger Ebert job from most of the cats here. Dildo included.

The place does have bitchin' college football and music forums though.

Rack this assessment.

Let's look at it this way. What this board has is a lot of lonely single guys, who don't know how to get along with women. A beautiful woman comes along and several of them get angry at her. What does this place have? Prime X's little Ho? Annie?

And that's it.

That pretty much covers it.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:49 pm

The Doktor wrote: yada yada yada

seriously dude......you fucking suck.....

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:53 pm

Felix wrote:
The Doktor wrote: yada yada yada
seriously dude......you fucking suck.....

You have given me children.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:08 pm

Felix wrote:
poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.
"open the pod doors hal"

This thread wrote:Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do...

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:44 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Felix wrote:
poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.
"open the pod doors hal"

This thread wrote:Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do...

Good morning, Gentlemen.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:10 pm

poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

South Korea v. the Swiss Knives -- 'kickoff' in 4 hrs and 24 min.

5:11 a.m. -- halftime ..... Switzerlame 1 Korea 0

Been a highly entertaining tilt to this juncture.

One bloody nose, one groin pull -- stretcher wave-off, and a few futile corner kicks.

I look for Gunther, Fabio, or Park Chu Somebody to fill up the net in the 2nd half.

Rack headers.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:12 pm

poptart wrote:
poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

South Korea v. the Swiss Knives -- 'kickoff' in 4 hrs and 24 min.
5:11 a.m. -- halftime ..... Switzerlame 1 Korea 0

Been a highly entertaining tilt to this juncture.

One bloody nose, one groin pull -- stretcher wave-off, and a few futile corner kicks.

I look for Gunther, Fabio, or Park Chu Somebody to fill up the net in the 2nd half.

Rack headers.

If a dog runs onto the field, do they break for lunch?

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:14 pm

The Doktor wrote:What does this place have? Prime X's little Ho?

She's not a ho ya schmuck.

She's a fucking whore. BIG difference.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:19 pm

PrimeX wrote:She's a fucking whore.

In the bedroom.