500% Jizz Increase?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:46 pm

Spam that made it through the filter this morning promised to increase my ejaculate by 500%.

500% more jizz?

Unless your planning to go into porn, or become a daily donor at your local sperm bank, I'm wondering what the enormous benefit of squirting 5 tablespoons of Yogurt is compared to one.

I mentioned this to the wifey and also told her we'd need to invest in plastic sheets.

I could tell right away, she's not down with the program.

pron · Post by **pron** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:38 pm

Dumbass, you don't ask her permission for that. Just load up, give her the money shot, and smile at the results.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:10 pm

just where in the hell were you on the web when this "spam" made it through?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:20 pm

pron wrote:Dumbass, you don't ask her permission for that. Just load up, give her the money shot, and smile at the results.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:30 pm

giggle

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:42 am

10 cc--- allegedly how that band was named--
I used to laugh at the porn flicks that had
semen coming out of "penises" like it was
freaking Old Faithful !!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:48 am

KC Scott wrote:Spam that made it through the filter this morning promised to increase my ejaculate by 500%.

500% more jizz?

Unless your planning to go into porn, or become a daily donor at your local sperm bank, I'm wondering what the enormous benefit of squirting 5 tablespoons of Yogurt is compared to one.

I mentioned this to the wifey and also told her we'd need to invest in plastic sheets.

I could tell right away, she's not down with the program.

This chick below seems to be down with the program...

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:28 am

Jsc810 wrote:Rack wolfman for the trivia, hadn't heard that about the band.

And The Lovin' Spoonful.