Lefty is so distraught he can't play in a par 3 shootout???

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Lefty is so distraught he can't play in a par 3 shootout???

Post by BSmack »

I'm not kidding. Phil Mickelson has pulled out of the ING Par-3 Shootout saying "...I didn’t think it was fair to the event to act like I could have a lot of fun right now."

Are you fucking KIDDING ME???

You want to have some fun Lefty? Pull out your fucking 4 wood the next time you have a chance to par in for a major title. Now THAT'S fun.

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I'm not shocked that he isn't over his meltdown, but he should have honored his commitment regardless of how his mental state is right now.
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Post by indyfrisco »

Drama bitch.

I had 3 birdies in my round yesterday....and was 16 over on the other 15 holes to shoot an 85.

My cousin and I are supposed to play my father-in-law and his pal in the Member-Member Tournament on Wednesday. Maybe I should bow out because of my pathetic 16 over on 15 holes meltdown... :roll:
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IndyFrisco wrote:I had 3 birdies in my round yesterday....and was 16 over on the other 15 holes to shoot an 85.
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Post by Dinsdale »

That's nothing...last time I played, I followed up a bird with a triple...because that is how I roll.

But wait a minute...Phil is a big "character guy"...I'm sure of it -- I read it here.
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I think all of us who have ever played have rolled like that.
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Classy move.
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