I've been cast to work on this cool little indie movie
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I see that you've found a topic that you can hang in, Screwed. Pretty cutting edge stuff bagging on Jess. Nobody ever does that. For your next trick, will you be tipping over someones wheelchair? Tossing a bag of piss on the homeless guy standing at the stoplight holding a sign?Screw_Michigan wrote: don't forget the jew-fro. but rack the fuck out of that blast. JTR--props to you. the fucking "real" job search is a bitch. maybe i should have chosen wiping geriatric asses for a living like AP...
Props to you for knowing the environment in which you thrive.
Nice sig, btw.
the tard train chimed in support of each other, obviously. scrotum-slurper: i'm not dissing jess, i'm smacking him, but racking him at the same time because the REAL job search (which you are obviously not educated enough to pursue) is a bitch, so i rack him for getting a decent gig, regardless if it's him running around in bitch tights for a fucking cartoon. rack him. better than boasting about your hi-lo license to potential employers.
you obviously aren't taking your beat down like a man. just admit you were fucking wrong and you more than likely wouldn't have been plunger raped like you were.
jesus fucking christ. you and guntslinger are in heralded company, whether you like it or not.
you obviously aren't taking your beat down like a man. just admit you were fucking wrong and you more than likely wouldn't have been plunger raped like you were.
jesus fucking christ. you and guntslinger are in heralded company, whether you like it or not.
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You, playing a geek? That's a stretch.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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That's nice, Jess. But how much do you have to spend, to make 11k?jtr wrote:I booked another national commercial this one for Mercedes-Benz and have already earned over 11k from it and it hasnt aired yet.
Also have an audition tomorrow for Hardee's as a get this fast food employee.
and are you always paying attention to what your financial advisors are doing with your money?
on a short leash, apparently.
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My film career includes a single flick that I've never seen: The Lucifer Complex. I was an extra who played an Indian enslaved in a labor camp digging post holes. I made a whopping $40 for two days' work.Roach wrote:Any other movie stars out there or is Jess the only one?
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In case the walk on and commercial roles dry up, now you'll have some training to fall back on.Also have an audition tomorrow for Hardee's as a get this fast food employee
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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Amazon.com Price: $5.99Smackie Chan wrote:My film career includes a single flick that I've never seen: The Lucifer Complex. I was an extra who played an Indian enslaved in a labor camp digging post holes. I made a whopping $40 for two days' work.Roach wrote:Any other movie stars out there or is Jess the only one?
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Based on its reviews, it's overpriced.jtr wrote:Amazon.com Price: $5.99Smackie Chan wrote:My film career includes a single flick that I've never seen: The Lucifer Complex. I was an extra who played an Indian enslaved in a labor camp digging post holes. I made a whopping $40 for two days' work.Roach wrote:Any other movie stars out there or is Jess the only one?
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That's funny.Smackie Chan wrote:My film career includes a single flick that I've never seen: The Lucifer Complex. I was an extra who played an Indian enslaved in a labor camp digging post holes. I made a whopping $40 for two days' work.Roach wrote:Any other movie stars out there or is Jess the only one?
You probably could have made more than that digging post holes for two days in a labor camp.
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not to mention getting gruel for lunch. I bet that wasn't on the lunch truck at the movie set.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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True dat. But I was being charitable calling what I did "work." The first day, I sat around doing nothing after getting into costume and makeup. The second day, the scene I was in was filmed, which took all of about 30 seconds. The highlight of the experience was lunch, when one of the extras playing a nurse sat down straddled on a bench facing us, wearing nothing underneath her uniform. I was 17 at the time, so a beaver shot was a pretty big deal. Come to think of it, so was $40.Mikey wrote:You probably could have made more than that digging post holes for two days in a labor camp.
I took my son to see Nacho Libre today. The hottie co-star (Ana de la Reguera), even playing a nun, made it worth the price of admission ...Jsc810 wrote:One day Jess is going to be cast in some movie like Nacho Libre
