Credit Where It's Due

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:44 pm

how do 70,000 loser wankers find the means to travel abroad and have money for beer? ponderous

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:55 pm

Damn. Out of beer, and full of piss. That sucks.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:37 pm

I don't get it. Budweiser, the king of beers, is a major sponsor, yet those ungrateful limey drunkards are drinking the local swill.

Ungrateful bastards.

I say the same WC gestapo that depanted those fans a few games back better head out to the local pubs and crack some heads. Certainly the AB juggernaut can, through good old fashioned american mass production, supply enough grog to drown those ingrate bastards.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:40 pm

The story states that they are running out of beer...they probably have plenty of Anheiser-Busch products, though.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:41 pm

^^^ Rack ^^^

Miller sucks.

Bud swallows.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:44 pm

they finally have tasted decent beer and they love it.

there is no such thing as 'local swill' in Germany, btw. every beer is great.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:51 pm

BTW...we're getting Shiner Bock up here now. I like it, although I'm sure you guys are plenty tired of it.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:57 pm

To the HammsMobile...!!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:13 pm

mvscal wrote:Yes, I'm sure they'll see the (Bud) Light once they have drained the country of rancid cat piss.

sin,

whitey

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:15 pm

PSUFAN wrote:BTW...we're getting Shiner Bock up here now. I like it, although I'm sure you guys are plenty tired of it.

I miss that shit. I'm gonna have to get by bud to ship me some.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:17 pm

PSUFAN wrote:BTW...we're getting Shiner Bock up here now.

Wow, when are you guys going to get electricity and shoes?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:24 pm

mvscal wrote:I'd say the British are pretty familiar with "decent beer".

I laughed.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:10 am

Beer snobs are so cute...I want to reach out and pinch their chubby little cheeks.

Bud Lite would promote world harmony, peace, and hotties for all.

Miller Lite would provoke WW III.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:15 am

miller lite(™,©) has more alcohol content than butt light, btw

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:18 am

mvscal wrote:Yes, I'm sure they'll get around to the Bud Light once they have drained the country of rancid cat piss.

Hey now, what did rancid cat piss ever do to you? That's a pretty mean blow to bacteria-infested feline urine.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:36 am

War Wagon wrote:Beer snobs are so cute

I laughed.

Uh huh. I guess down there in Shantyville, US of ol A, not drinking Bud Light makes you a "snob", eh WW?

Is dining in at the local McDonald's considered a "treat" for you down there too? Or is that pushing the "snobbery" envelope a little too much? You wouldn't want to be spotted in a McDonald's drive-thru by one of your pals, otherwise they'll start asking to borrow money.

"Whoa, our boy WW can afford one of them thar super giant sized value meals AND a car!"

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:54 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I laughed.

Then again magooster, I'm sure you laugh at your bosses unfunny jokes, and whilst everyone else is standing around rolling eyes, you're slapping your knee and the bosses back. Yes?

Get with program, you clueless simpleton. I'm not going to spell out my methods and motivations to you. It'll be up to you to rather infer these...something which you are failing miserably at.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:59 am

pussies, not one of them could actually drive home after 17 pints.

sin,
trev

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:03 am

I'm not going to spell out my methods and motivations to you.

The wily, serpentine ways of the Lite drinker...a proud but Doomed beast...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:06 am

Dear Anheuser-Busch,

Thank you for keeping your products readily available in all freezers across the country. It’s nice to know my yearning for stale wombat piss doesn’t have to be controlled when I leave the state of Missourah. However, I feel the need to better align myself with the unique qualities of a true “Bud Man”, which Adolphus Busch envisioned long, long ago. In order to do this, I will need to break away from the “snob culture” which has infiltrated our society. So, I have decided to abandon the following things:

Indoor plumbing
Fazoli’s
Tooth paste
Music from the last 20 years
Cars (except the ones I still have on blocks)
Shirts without armpit stains
Basic cable
Sex with women under 250 pounds
Sex with the barely legal (strictly prepubuscents now)
Razors
Jeans you can move in

That is all.

Regards, Whitey

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:13 am

Beer is still for women and lightweights.