JFFL update...

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:10 pm

IN:

Shamu Crew..Orc
Crusaders...Wag's
Drunken Trolls...K.C.Scott
Tradebait...CM
Bruisers...Neely
Enigmas...Felix
Cro-Magnon Men...Joe
Redheaded Stepchildren...Red
Rattlers...Aaron
Terrible Beagles...BSmack
Rocky Mountain Oystaz...RMW
Wet Dogs...Atomic Dad
Crumplers...Dumbass
Bucmonkeys...Bucmonkey

Conspicious by their absence, and now on first come first play basis:

Jokers
Fighting Elvises...announced retirement
Jackals...

...I've been known to suffer from brain-lock...if there are errors please bring to my attention. :wink:

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:14 pm

I'll hold onto the key to keep your brain locked for a little while.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:17 pm

atomicdad wrote:I'll hold onto the key to keep your brain locked for a little while.

are you the keymaster?

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:38 pm

well, I am sure as hell not the gatekeeper!

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:42 pm

Looks like we're missing the MOFOs, T-Ratts and Orcas as well.

Doomed to fail, this league ....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:13 pm

It's been doomed to fail every year since inception, but somehow we always manage to get our shit together just in time and run a damn fine FFL. I expect no different this year.

Anways, we've got 12 solids and a few AWOLS, maybe we look for a few newbies if the regs don't show?

Anyone think that jiminphillys' wife will let him come out and play this year?

Nah, me neither.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:19 pm

...I'm sure Duane and Elvis Monster will blow in, and I expect a return of Cue and the Jackal's. JiP will prolly wait until the last minute to axe err ask his wifey.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:10 am

CM, last season I was the Wet Dogs, I think it was Cue who changed his name from the Jokers to the Pinatas about mid-season.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:14 am

atomicdad wrote:CM, last season I was the Wet Dogs, I think it was Cue who changed his name from the Jokers to the Pinatas about mid-season.

...thanks Dan, I knew I was missing something.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:35 am

So what was JHawks team name again?

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:14 am

War Wagon wrote:So what was JHawks team name again?

I'm getting married & am too busy being plungered by my "soul mate" to play.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:08 am

I'm out. I can only afford to lose money in one league this year. Besides, I think I'm still on the P.U.P. from the asskicking I took last season.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:30 pm

I'm in if there is an opening... I just need the scoring system and fees

Aaron in Tucson · Post by **Aaron in Tucson** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:35 pm

Joe in PB wrote:
War Wagon wrote:So what was JHawks team name again?
I'm getting married & am too busy being plungered by my "soul mate" to play.

Scotty and Jhawk are to be wed? Hell, I didn't even know they were on speaking terms.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:21 pm

Are you kidding, I still have money left from last year's draft. You think I'm going to let it go to waste?
Whattaya think I'm stupid or something? I'll show you.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:25 pm

After his Bride to be found out he parked his Vienna Sausage in LK Canyon, she insisted Bill wear this

on his weding night.

Unfortunetly, Bill bought the ribbed version and choked to death when one got stuck under his third chin.

The service was very nice.... really

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:47 pm

^^^^^MUHAHAHAHA

If that doesn't bring a response nothing will!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:47 am

BBMarley wrote:I'm in if there is an opening... I just need the scoring system and fees

pretty sure that there's going to be an opening.

Ok, going out on a limb here, but I nominate Marley as a future Jackass.

You seem solid, but then again, so did jim.

Just don't wait until the last fucking day before the draft to inform us that your wife won't let you play.

The fee is $50

The scoring you don't need to worry about. Yet.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:16 pm

Sounds good to me...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:03 pm

BBMarley wrote:Sounds good to me...

A few other tips...

1. You cannot underestimate the value of Alge Crumpler. EVER.

2. Charger Mike is not known for making trades. If he makes an offer, TAKE IT.

3. Kickers, you can't have too many of them.

4. It is recomended that you have at least a 12 pack on hand for the draft.

5. If necessary, you may have your wife bid for you. Remember to tell her about the power that is Crumpler.

You're welcome.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:26 pm

BSmack wrote:
BBMarley wrote:Sounds good to me...
4. It is recomended that you have at least a 12 pack on hand for the draft.

You're welcome.

When does the draft generally happen?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:52 pm

We usually try to hold the draft during the week leading up to the season (the later, the better); however, the early games in recent years have pushed us back just a bit.

Our draft follows the auction format, takes place online and will almost certainly be four of the most enjoyable hours you'll spend on fantasy sports this season.

The endless barrage of voice chat smack over bad picks, stellar Pick Bot 7000 showings and KC Scott's four-hour progression through the stages of bourbon saturation truly make this a can't-miss event.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:05 pm

Sounds great! Auction will be a new thing for me... should be interesting. As long as its not August 19th (my duaghter's 1st birthday party), stuff is good for me.

Just let me know if there is anything else I need to do.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:11 pm

BSmack wrote:
BBMarley wrote:Sounds good to me...
A few other tips...

1. You cannot underestimate the value of Alge Crumpler. EVER.

2. Charger Mike is not known for making trades. If he makes an offer, TAKE IT.

3. Kickers, you can't have too many of them.

4. It is recomended that you have at least a 12 pack on hand for the draft.

5. If necessary, you may have your wife bid for you. Remember to tell her about the power that is Crumpler.

You're welcome.

6. It's always best to draft at Kinko's to avoid computer malfunction at home.

7. Larry Johnson should go for around $60.00 zops, bail if you can't land him at that point.

8. The Raiduh Defense is much improved and should bolster your roster..shhhhhh!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:00 pm

orcinus wrote:KC Scott's four-hour progression through the stages of bourbon saturation truly make this a can't-miss event.

werd.......

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:50 pm

BBMarley wrote:Sounds great! Auction will be a new thing for me... should be interesting.

Once you've done an auction type draft, you'll never want to go back to a serpentine draft. Trust me on this.

Just let me know if there is anything else I need to do.

It may be putting the cart before the horse, but you might want to check out http://www.fantasyauctioneer.com where we have the draft and make sure that you have all the capabilities you'll need by doing a mock draft.

If orc hasn't already given it to you, you can soon expect access to the fantabulous, super secret private forum where all of the inner circle Jackass dealings are hammered out.

Welcome aboard!

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:12 am

War Wagon wrote:Once you've done an auction type draft, you'll never want to go back to a serpentine draft. Trust me on this.

(skip)

Yes, trust him on this.

I know I have never wanted to go back. :?
Don't trust me on that. See the real story is after I kicked their ass, they needed to find a way to level the playing field so I had to publicize my superior interests.

I guess, you would never want to go back if you don't prefer to actually prepare for a draft.
WW actually just says this because he wants me to respond about how I think it sucks so I should reward his cast and hook one right through my eye. Watch for the response he is anxiously awaiting to post.

Oh and you will have to cross your fingers that if you are in the 6 hole for the playoffs that nobody in the 7+ hole has more points than you because your win loss record will be irrelevent. :P

That all being said, prepare for me to dominate with a mighty 6-10 season. I am also planning on spending $185 on Larry Johnson just so none of these KC fucks can have him and I can guarantee myself of one quality pick. I also must insure that I leave no dollars unspent.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:09 pm

Duane, you're peaking way too soon bro. ;)

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:35 pm

BSmack wrote:Duane, you're peaking way too soon bro. ;)

...

Red · Post by **Red** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:38 am

Jackasses, check The Forum.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:51 am

Jackals/Jokers/Pinatas/Clusterfucks/................

IN

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:49 pm

...welcome Al...bout friggin time.