Club Paris

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:50 am

Well folks, Paris Hilton decided to open her second nightclub here in Jacksonville. Why this city? I have no friggin' idea. But last night was the grand opening/VIP night, and there are lots of pictures to make fun of!

Fake boobs, fake tans, fake blondes, and lotsa people that look like they don't fit in. And Paris wasn't even there. Rude bitch.

The chick that cut my hair yesterday said got tickets from Paris' partner who is a customer there. I'm gonna get the scoop from her. Just curious. Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe one day when all the excitement dies down I'll check it out, just to see what the big deal is.

Well, probably not.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:41 am

Club Paris?

I'd love to...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:52 am

Horrrrrrible.

I mean, heaven forbid somebody should open a club where the "beautiful people"(sup Dins) hang out, looking for cheap, meaningless sex...

I HATE places like that.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:26 am

Were the (former) Carolina cheerleaders invited? I might pay admission for that.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:39 pm

Wow. There are some real cornballs and heiffers in Jacksonville or at least among those that came to the opening of the club. Not surprised that such an auspicious opening by someone as insignificant as Paris would bring out the less than beautiful people.

Thanks tho.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:43 pm

It's all about the "beautiful people".

'sup Dins? ;)

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:47 pm

mvscal wrote:
Invictus wrote:Wow. There are some real cornballs and heiffers in Jacksonville
I'm just surprised there weren't any brothas out there trolling for these fine mudsharks.

Brother 'scal, you obviously didn't look at all of the pictures then. I counted at least five corny looking black dudes with fat, overly tanned white women. It was kinda funny to look at the very dark skinned bruthas who were with pasty cows who tanned themselves to a glorious lobster red and then they stepped out for an evening on the town.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:48 pm

BSmack wrote:
'sup Dins?

Sup?

I've begun drinking heavily again...

So, naturally...I'd hit it. Give me about 14 beers (a mere fraction of what I drank on the 4th), and hellllllloooooooo Patsy.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:56 pm

Patsy, are you in any of those pics? I kinda forget what you look like so I was trying to see a pudgy, Middle Eastern looking chick with pooka shells and a dot on her head.

Here you go mvs:
http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycaptur ... thispage=1
I think I'm in love.

This cat should 1) Never again wear a white shirt or anything else as long as he lives 2) Stay out of the sun or he'll become literally a "shadow" of himself and 3) only venture outside in the daytime:
http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycaptur ... thispage=4

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:05 pm

What is the Brunette (in Pink, second from the left) doing?

http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycaptur ... thispage=1

:twisted:

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:17 pm

Dinsdale wrote: I've begun drinking heavily again...

Mazel Fucking Tov Dins, better news has not been heard in a long time.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:27 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:better news has not been heard in a long time.

Sin,
Dinsdale's Dick

Started tossing it back like a baddog, and oddly enough, I immediately began meeting strange (but willing) women again...funny how that works.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:35 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I've begun drinking heavily again...

Yes, we know.
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.
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The New York Times wrote:
July 5, 2006
Homeless Alcoholics Receive a Permanent Place to Live, and Drink
By JESSICA KOWAL

SEATTLE, June 30 — Rodney Littlebear was a homeless drunk who for 15 years ran up the public tab with trips to jail, homeless shelters and emergency rooms.

He now has a brand-new, government-financed apartment where he can drink as much as he wants. It is part of a first-in-the-nation experiment to ease the torment of drug and alcohol addiction while saving taxpayers' money.

Last year, King County created a list of 200 "chronic public inebriates" in the Seattle region who had cost the most to round up and care for. Seventy-five were offered permanent homes in a new apartment building known by its address, 1811 Eastlake.

Each had been a street drunk for several years and had failed at least six efforts at sobriety. In a controversial acknowledgment of their addiction, the residents — 70 men and 5 women — can drink in their rooms. They do not have to promise to drink less, attend Alcoholics Anonymous or go to church.

"They woke me up in detox and told me they were going to move me in," said Mr. Littlebear, 37, who has had a series of strokes and uses a walker. "When I got here, I said, 'Oh boy, this don't look like no treatment center.' "

These are the "unsympathetic homeless" who beg, drink, urinate and vomit in public — and they are probably the most difficult to get off the streets, said Bill Hobson, executive director of the Downtown Emergency Service Center, the nonprofit group that owns 1811 Eastlake.

In 2003, the public spent $50,000, on average, for each of 40 homeless alcoholics found most often at the jail, the sobering center and the public Harborview Medical Center, said Amnon Shoenfeld, director of King County's division of mental health and chemical abuse.

Mr. Hobson's group expected the annual cost for each new resident of 1811 Eastlake to be $13,000, or a total of $950,000. It cost $11.2 million to build and is paid for entirely by the City of Seattle and county, state and federal governments.

The actual price tag will probably rise because residents have more serious health problems than expected, said Margaret King, a social worker who manages the building. Many have heart ailments, cirrhosis, diabetes, head injuries from falling on sidewalks and severe circulation problems. Four residents have already died, including one who moved in with late-stage liver cancer.

The building's critics are particularly incensed that residents do not have to stay sober. The Seattle Times, in 2004, editorialized that government should insist that the residents quit drinking in order to live there.

"Bunks for drunks — it's a living monument to failed social policy," said John Carlson, a conservative radio talk show host here. This approach, he said, is "aiding and abetting someone's self-destruction."

Drink they do. When residents are shuttled to supermarkets for groceries, Ms. King said, they often buy wine or beer, which is sold in this state alongside the milk, eggs and orange juice.

Like Mr. Littlebear, Howard Hunt, 41, moved in the first day. Homeless since 1999, Mr. Hunt said he drank a daily bottle of whiskey before he came to 1811 Eastlake. He has epilepsy and walks with crutches because he fractured his hip.

He shrugged when asked about the policy allowing him to drink in his new home. "We're going to drink somewhere," Mr. Hunt said.

Influential Bush administration officials have come to support this project, including the on-site drinking. John Meyers, director of the Department of Housing and Urban Development's regional office here, said he blanched when he learned that his agency had pledged $2 million for it. He now calls 1811 Eastlake "a glorious experiment."

"It's a lot cheaper having them spend the night at 1811 than at the E.R. or at the drunk tank," Mr. Meyers said.

Philip F. Mangano, executive director of the United States Interagency Council on Homelessness, said there should be a similar building in every city in the country.

These apartments fit into the "housing first" philosophy, newly adopted by many cities, intended to give permanent housing and intensive services to long-term homeless people. Local officials have already approved other buildings for the mentally ill and people with chronic medical conditions, said Adrienne Quinn, director of Seattle's Housing Office.

Though it would be unthinkable for a market-rate apartment building in this booming city, 1811 Eastlake's front door is across the street from busy Interstate 5, on the edge of downtown. The Starbucks around the corner donates pastries, but Robb Anderson, 43, an owner of the trophy shop next door to the apartments, complained bitterly about paramedics' 120 visits in just six months.

The building's atmosphere during a recent daytime visit was more convalescent home than rowdy dorm. A few men in the television room stared silently at a World Cup match, while others wearing backpacks trudged through the front door and into the communal kitchen for apple fritters and coffee.

A third of the residents, including Mr. Littlebear, are American Indian; an estimated 20 percent are military veterans. The average age is 45. Most receive state or federal disability payments, and all residents pay 30 percent of their income as rent under HUD's guideline for low-income housing.

By choice or if they need frequent medical attention, 26 residents live on the first floor in office-sized cubicles with a bed, desk, dresser and small refrigerator. These communal living areas have a strong scent of body odor.

Upstairs, 49 people have private studio apartments with a single bed, bath and kitchen. For many, this normal existence is a huge adjustment. One man continues to sleep on the floor next to his bed, and another refused sheets in favor of his sleeping bag, Ms. King said.

Their quality of life, drinking and use of public services are being studied by researchers at the University of Washington. Ms. King said the alcohol intake of the residents was shockingly high at first, but many residents say they now drink less, at least by their standards.

"I cut down," Mr. Littlebear said. "I've got to save my liver."

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:37 pm

Here in Portland, we also have a place where homeless alcoholics can drink as much as they want -- we call it "Downtown."

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:29 pm

^^^

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:24 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:better news has not been heard in a long time.

Sin,
Dinsdale's Dick

Started tossing it back like a baddog, and oddly enough, I immediately began meeting strange (but willing) women again...funny how that works.

I'll be meeting you soon. Funny how THAT works too.

Sincerely,

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:32 pm

Ouch.

Sincerely,
Dinsdale's wrist

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:44 pm

A shout out to the ladies do I give. I am known as...
"Pornstachio."

http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycaptur ... thispage=3

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:50 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:A shout out to the ladies do I give. I am known as...
"Pornstachio."

http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycaptur ... thispage=3

...alias "Borracho Libre".

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:11 am

BSmack wrote:It's all about the "beautiful people".

Can someone tell those two hags to move out of the way so we can see the "beautiful people"?

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:29 am

Nice cans on the girl in the pic... I think.

the_ouskull

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:33 am

If that blonde girl had a child with Elvis Monster it would look like this:

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:09 am

LOL - mgo.

Rack!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:12 am

the negative DDF is off the charts on this pic.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:15 am

no caption needed. it would only take away from this pic.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:19 am

"chronic public inebriate"

dins, you really need to get this as a title

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:23 am

Uncle Fester wrote:A shout out to the ladies do I give. I am known as...
"Pornstachio."

http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycaptur ... thispage=3

y'know, the chick with pornstacio goes from about a 5.5 to an 8+ with a few ticks of the scroll wheel.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:26 am

hell yeah.....I'd have hit it.......during the ford administration.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:29 am

dude, you can close your eyes all you want. your pals are still going to recognize you and your, uhh, date.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:19 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Give me about 14 beers (a mere fraction of what I drank on the 4th), and hellllllloooooooo Patsy.

I just got back home from four days in O-town and this is not nice. :?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:31 am

Jesus Christ, Suckaholic, six straight posts?!? You take lessons from Annie?