Crap, he's one of ours...

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:58 pm

http://blogs.abcnews.com/photos/uncateg ... han_nr.jpg

For the first time, a former Orange County, Calif. teenage rock music fan has revealed his role as a top al Qaeda leader.

Adam Gadahn, who disappeared from California seven years ago, appeared unmasked on an al Qaeda tape made public on the internet today.

As previously reported by ABC News, the FBI had concluded that the masked man was Gadahn based on voice analysis of previous al Qaeda tapes. On today's tape, Gadahn is bearded, wearing a turban.

He denounces U.S. soldiers in Iraq and their alleged murder and rapes of Iraqi citizens.

"Who are the real terrorists?" Gadahn asks.

There was no immediate response from Gadahn's family, which still lives in California. They had previously denied he was the masked figure on al Qaeda tapes.
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Yeah, the family's got no response because even they can't figure out why this kid would leave the OC for Rockthrowersville, Afghanistan.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 pm

mvscal wrote:Just another target now.

ftfy......

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:02 pm

Doesn't that turban get hot?
Doesn't that mangy beard get itchy?

These fereners are dedicated mothers.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:04 pm

mvscal wrote:Just another diaperhead now.

Yeah, but why couldn't he have been from Montana or something?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:11 pm

OCmike wrote:
mvscal wrote:Just another diaperhead now.
Yeah, but why couldn't he have been from Montana or something?

Montana is beautiful. Why would he leave.

SoCal is a shithole full of douchebags and fereners.

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:16 pm

314 Chamber of Commerce wrote:SoCal is a shithole full of douchebags and fereners. Come visit St. Louis!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:21 pm

314 is a shithole full of douchbags and fat douchebags.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:24 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
OCmike wrote:
mvscal wrote:Just another diaperhead now.
Yeah, but why couldn't he have been from Montana or something?
Montana is beautiful. Why would he leave.

SoCal is a shithole full of douchebags and fereners.

You're thinking more of LA than OC. In the OC the foreigners tend to just take over entire cities (i.e. Westminster is chock full o' them thar Vietnamese), while other cities remain fairly foreigner and douchebag-free.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:27 pm

OCmike wrote:In the OC the foreigners tend to just take over entire cities (i.e. Westminster is chock full o' them thar Vietnamese), while other cities remain fairly foreigner and douchebag-free.

Santa Ana has more than its share of imports, while the douchebags tend to gravitate to Mission Viejo.

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:37 pm

Garden Grove rendered Smackie to Baltimore/D.C. for Zyklon-B and a douche to be named later.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:44 pm

socal wrote:Garden Grove rendered Smackie to Baltimore/D.C. for Zyklon-B and a douche to be named later.

Sorry ... I was never on the GG squad. I was an Anaheim Asshole (and, for a couple months, part of the Mission Viejo team while they were still in the minors) before taking a circuitous route to DC (via free agency), with stops in San Antonio, Biloxi, Phoenix, The Philippines, Ogden, and Ventura. Back of my trading card out front shoulda told ya.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:11 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
OCmike wrote:In the OC the foreigners tend to just take over entire cities (i.e. Westminster is chock full o' them thar Vietnamese), while other cities remain fairly foreigner and douchebag-free.
Santa Ana has more than its share of imports, while the douchebags tend to gravitate to Mission Viejo.

That's really my point. Basically the entire city has been overrun with mexicans. Take a cruise down Grand Avenue in S.A. and you'll swear you're on some shithole street in Tijuana.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:32 pm

OCmike wrote:
mvscal wrote:Just another diaperhead now.
Yeah, but why couldn't he have been from Montana or something?

They're too busy raising dental floss to even think about joining AQ.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:28 pm

I say we just nuke the shit outta everything left of the rockies. Take care of the problem at the source. Shutdown that hotbed of Islamofascist recruiting. Actually, maybe we can get ole kim jung to do it for us. He's been practicing, you know.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:31 pm

smackaholic wrote:I say we just nuke the shit outta everything left of the rockies. Take care of the problem at the source. Shutdown that hotbed of Islamofascist recruiting. Actually, maybe we can get ole kim jung to do it for us. He's been practicing, you know.

Then you'd never get to pee in my spa.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:40 pm

Hopefully we will see his rotting corpse with those snuff pictures on that polar bear attack web site. There was some nasty shit on there.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:45 pm

uhh, yeah. forgot about that. peeing in mikey's spa and seeing a donkey show in TJ are two things on my "must do before I die" list.

Let me amend my nuclear annihlation wish list. How 'bout a really big one with ground zero being south central. That will ensure that that shithoele will go along with the rest of LA and the better part of OC. A second one right in the middle of the golden gate bridge would be sweet. It would take care of all the marin county and san fran commies. It might spare oakland, but, then again, would could tell?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:35 am

Mikey wrote:
OCmike wrote:
mvscal wrote:Just another diaperhead now.
Yeah, but why couldn't he have been from Montana or something?
They're too busy raising dental floss to even think about joining AQ.

I'll lob a RACK for a Zappa reset.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:18 am

socal wrote:Garden Grove rendered Smackie to Baltimore/D.C. for Zyklon-B and a douche to be named later.

Some of us old timers remember a classic atl-fan-jimrome melt that started off "Are you that jock sniffer Adrian from garden Grove?"

Good times.