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by OCmike » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:26 pm
A former middle school band teacher admitted she had sexual contact with six male students and entered a guilty plea one day before her trial was scheduled to start. Laura L. Findlay, 32, pleaded guilty Thursday in Saginaw County Circuit Court to 22 counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct with a person younger than 16.
Under an agreement with prosecutors, she faces at least seven years in prison at sentencing Aug. 17, though the judge could sentence her to up to life in prison. Defense lawyer James F. Piazza said his client might withdraw her plea if the sentence exceeds seven years.
Prosecutors say Findlay had sexual contact with male students from Ricker Middle School in Buena Vista Township over five months in 2004- She had taught at the school for seven years.
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by indyfrisco » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:21 pm
I guess the American Pie band geek wasn't full of shit after all.
The only question is...did IB stick a trumpet up some guy's asshole?
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by Tom In VA » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:23 pm
There's got to be a "Rusty Trombone" reset in here somewhere.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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by Derron » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:35 pm
Where the fuck is the picture so we can decide if this was abuse or bode for the students ??
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by orcinus » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:37 pm
Derron wrote: Where the fuck is the picture so we can decide if this was abuse or bode for the students ??
Fun-da-men-tal.
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by Terry in Crapchester » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:42 pm
Derron wrote: Where the fuck is the picture so we can decide if this was abuse or bode for the students ??
Here's a slightly larger pic of the one OC Mike posted:
Here's another, I think the guy in the background is her attorney:
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by ElvisMonster » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:43 pm
We'd hit it.
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by Felix » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:55 pm
Derron wrote: so we can decide if this was abuse or bode for the students ??
after seeing her, I think this fits in the category of "corporal punishment".....
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by Mike the Lab Rat » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:58 pm
ElvisMonster wrote: We'd hit it.
Sincerely,
Now, see, there's that scientifically-unfounded slagging of Tommy J (with the obvious Sally Hemings ref) I mentioned in another thread...
Once folks get an idea in their heads...
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by Headhunter » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:11 pm
I'll toss a rack at EM. I laughed.
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by Smackie Chan » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:21 pm
ElvisMonster wrote:
Not sure where this school is located, but I have a baseball game tonight at TJHS in Alexandria. I may just try to hit singles rather than "going yard," though.
EEEESH
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by BSmack » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:27 pm
Mike the Lab Rat wrote: ElvisMonster wrote: We'd hit it.
Sincerely,
Now, see, there's that scientifically-unfounded slagging of Tommy J (with the obvious Sally Hemings ref) I mentioned in another thread...
Once folks get an idea in their heads...
As I recall, Sally Mennings was a Quadroon. Which means she looked more like Vanessa Williams than Laura Findlay.
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by Smackie Chan » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:30 pm
BSmack wrote: As I recall, Sally Mennings was a Quadroon.
That's nice. But who the fuck is she?
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by indyfrisco » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:34 pm
BSmack wrote: As I recall, Sally Mennings was a Quadroon .
Bless his pour soul. When will he come home?
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by quacker backer » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:38 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: BSmack wrote: As I recall, Sally Mennings was a Quadroon.
That's nice. But who the fuck is she?
I am thinking he meant HENNINGS...
but I may be wrong
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by Mike the Lab Rat » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:44 pm
Are "Quadroons" made by Keebler or Nabisco?
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by The Seer » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:24 pm
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Kind of what I picture Index....errr....lts tard 2 would look like...
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by Derron » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:42 pm
Had to have been head jobs with them carp lips.
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by smackaholic » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:48 pm
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Here's another, I think the guy in the background is her attorney:
Jim Brady's practicing law? I thought you had to have like, atleast 60% brain function to pas the bar?
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by the_ouskull » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:25 am
So, IB, if she "gets over" on "the man," does that make her one of your heroes?
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by BSmack » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:30 am
IndyFrisco wrote: BSmack wrote: As I recall, Sally Mennings was a Quadroon .
Bless his pour soul. When will he come home?
Sin,
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Rack that.
And yes, I meant
Hemings .
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