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by Cicero » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:38 pm
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by Mikey » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:44 pm
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Felix
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by Felix » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:59 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: I guess this means I can sue Jess.
lemmee guess....
you're a mute.......
get out, get out while there's still time
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by Smackie Chan » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:23 pm
Unfortunately, the article doesn't give Heckard's age, on which the case may hinge. If dude is older than MJ, then he has a case. But if Jordan is older, he should be able to claim a legal right to the look. I'm surprised the douche isn't suing MJ's mom (if she's still drawing breath) for passing along the genes that resulted in dude's oft-mistaken identity. (I'm sure he'd sue Pops, too, if he wasn't taking a dirtnap.)
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by The Assassin » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:28 pm
I like his chances to win.
signed,
The fatass who sued McDonalds for not warning people the food can make you obese.
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by the_ouskull » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:27 am
Would anybody be suprised at 10 to 1 he drops the lawsuit to hang out with Jordan for a day, just to take pictures and tell "his boys?"
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Congrats, Wags. Good win.
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by Ace » Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:22 am
I guess its hard to parlay that into scoring with hot chicks when you show up in a 1999 Chevy Lumina
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by socal » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:54 am
Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.
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by Diogenes » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:05 am
socal wrote: Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.
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This thread sucks.
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by the_ouskull » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:46 pm
I have to have to be the one to do it, but...
Man sues Jordan because man is black.
Fixed.
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Congrats, Wags. Good win.
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by Nishlord » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:57 pm
KGW says Heckard stands just over six feet tall, about six inches shorter than Jordan, but has a shaved head with an earring in his left ear. He plays a lot of basketball, he says, and wears Air Jordan shoes because they're comfortable.
Coincidence piled upon coincidence. He's entitled to every penny of that money.
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by pron » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:01 pm
Diogenes wrote: socal wrote: Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.
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by 4 king guy » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:41 pm
Perhaps, I should sue
"this man" .. People are always confusing me with him!
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by Y2K » Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:57 am