Pirates of the Carribean: The Search for Curly's Gold

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:00 pm

My wife dragged me to this flick over the weekend.

As the thunderous Dolby stereo washed over me and the relentless CGI assaulted my eyeballs, I came away thinking the film had something to do with a...

-magic compass, magic key, jar of sand, dead guy's heart, island of hungry cannibals, giant sea monster, gambling game for souls, bad guy in a wig, bad guy with a starfish on his face, ship full of bad guys led by Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants fame, etc.

It was all very confusing and tedious to sit through without a barf bag or bottle of aspirin.

The teenagers in front of me seemed to like it. The second it ended, all 15 of them pulled out cell phones and called:

Friends?
Family?
Bookies?
Dial-a-Devotion Daily?
Commissioner Gordon?

This world is passing me by.

-Fess, Struggling with Modern Movies

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:04 pm

mvscal wrote:Smoke more weed.

I'd listen to him...he's pre-med.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:22 pm

I saw it too. Not nearly as good as the first one. Depp seemed to try too hard, and I hate movies that don't really end. If the first was a 10 then this was a 6. It's actually "Pirate's of the Carribean--Dead Mans Chest". Curly's Gold was City Slickers 2.........

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:42 pm

Didnt see the first. Probably wont see the 2nd.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:48 pm

...why don't they tell you when a movie is 5 hours long?

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:58 pm

ChargerMike wrote:...why don't they tell you when a movie is 5 hours long?

2 1/2 actually.....AND IT DIDN'T EVEN END.......

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:01 am

The second it ended, all 15 of them pulled out cell phones and called:

Friends?
Family?
Bookies?
Dial-a-Devotion Daily?
Commissioner Gordon?

This world is passing me by.

Hahaha...I always laugh at these kids who are hanging out together, but they are never speaking to one another, they are speaking to other people on their cells.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:15 am

PSUFAN wrote:
The second it ended, all 15 of them pulled out cell phones and called:

Friends?
Family?
Bookies?
Dial-a-Devotion Daily?
Commissioner Gordon?

This world is passing me by.
Hahaha...I always laugh at these kids who are hanging out together, but they are never speaking to one another, they are speaking to other people on their cells.

That's as sad as it is funny............
just sayin............

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:24 pm

Maybe they all called each other to talk about the movie they just sat through.

As for smoking weed, that stuff sends me straight to the couch for a long nap. I need to be outside trimming the weeds, not smoking them.

When Red Green comes on the TV and says, "I want to talk to all of you middle-aged guys..." I find myself craning my neck to hear whatever he has to say.

And it's not just the Pirates movie, it's ALL modern movies. I feel like the guy in Clockwork Orange, strapped to the seat with my eyes forced open. The computer graphics, swirling camera angles, and deafening soundtracks are more an assault on the senses than a movie experience. I prefer to go for a walk.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:25 pm

Pirates of the Koala Caramel: The Search for the Short and Curlies

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:30 pm

Neely8 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:...why don't they tell you when a movie is 5 hours long?
2 1/2 actually......

CM was talking in Ijustgotbumjackedbythestudio time.......

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:33 pm

Cicero wrote:Didnt see the first. Probably wont see the 2nd.

Or the third for that matter.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:41 pm

Got dragged to the movie too. I enjoyed the first one, second one was okay, but since it was teh wifey's choice - I gotta little nookie afterwards.

I'd sit through any movie if it led to sex.

YD · Post by YD » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:44 pm

wtf are you doin here dag?

back in your corner. Don't make me roll up this newspaper

CORNER!!!!!

COR-NER!!!!!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:57 pm

Neely8 wrote:It's actually "Pirate's of the Carribean--Dead Mans Chest". Curly's Gold was City Slickers 2.........

Huh? Ya don't say.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:01 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:guy with a starfish on his face,

Mike Backer tossing Mark Cuban's salad cracks will always be funny.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:02 pm

The fight sequence on the wheel was pretty cool.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:12 pm

The most amazing thing is that it was all based on a true story.

Jess, I've got a treatment that I'd like you to shop around.

It's called Pirates of the Carribean 8: The Man Broke Me Chain

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:44 pm

timmay wrote:wtf are you doin here dag?

back in your corner. Don't make me roll up this newspaper

CORNER!!!!!

COR-NER!!!!!

I can still come here from work. Not allowed on the other site tho. Maybe it has something to do with the domain name :?

Besides, don't have to deal with Jefe in San Diego since he was run from here.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:55 pm

Dog wrote:.....don't have to deal with Jefe in San Diego since he was run from here.

rack poptart and his mastery of tard running.....

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:57 pm

I got dragged to see it today

Found the first one ordinary & this one just meh

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:55 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Neely8 wrote:It's actually "Pirate's of the Carribean--Dead Mans Chest". Curly's Gold was City Slickers 2.........
Huh? Ya don't say.

Thank you Baked.

Neely, you are a fucking moron.

Sarcasm, meet Neely8. Make sure you two get an intimate knowledge of each other too.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:58 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:The most amazing thing is that it was all based on a true story.

Jess, I've got a treatment that I'd like you to shop around.

It's called Pirates of the Carribean 8: The Man Broke Me Chain

Sounds good. I've already written the sequel to your movie.

It's called the Mighty Quinns of the Carribean: The Search for Maubee's Gold.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:12 pm

~bump~

Flick took in $62 million on it's 2nd week. $258mill total.

DEA should check out the theaters where the movie is being played.

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:09 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Pirates of the Koala Caramel: The Search for the Short and Curlies

I laffed.

T1B

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