Kind of sucks for her that an entire generation will remember her only for her "Depends" ads...
...after all, in her heyday, she was Dean Martin's [ahem] "cum dumpster" while married to Dick Powell.
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THE BIBLE - Because all the works of all the science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animal species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah's house.