Jay in Pheonix - Calling you out

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Jay in Pheonix - Calling you out

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Not really...

You asked about the silly ventures in filmmaking - same old off beat sense of humor I suppose...

Just somethings that parents of young kids would understand...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cmGd9ABNbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WDw5mf_tlU
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nostra!!!

Damn, I have let some time get away from me. I'll check out those links in the morning. And yeah, I still owe you an e-mail.

And the check's in the mail.

And I promise I'll pull out in time.

*sigh*


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Absoloutely outstanding. Rack that shit. Way to make your return Nos.
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thanks B.

5 bucks says Jay forgets all about "The Morning" :roll:

He's old and shit
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creeeak---snap-pop-wheeeeeeeze

...huff, huff, huff....

Damn age. Damn mornings. Damn senility.

Damn, that was some funny shit nostra! The Knockout Punch could surpass Jesus Juice as our nation's favorite pervs' kiddie bedtime beverage.

Eeee-heeehee. Chick-a-oooo.

Nice work nos. Can't wait to see the rest of your video library.
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Rack the Vids Nos.

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Nostra, is that you in the vids?

If so, RACK you because that first chick was smokin'. Second one was quite doable too.
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Pretty damn cool, nostra.

Nice pull too, Ed Harris, damn man. That dude is major league.
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LOL yeah Mgo - that ugly ed harris-lookalike-bastage is me - Luther already saved a screen shot. I suspect the wytches will be outstanding. Can hardly wait :roll:
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Good work nos! I just clicked the links and fuckin' cracked up. You must be broke now after paying those girls off.
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Outstanding.....
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shit AP - I didn't have to pay them. They come begging to work with me :roll: :roll: :roll:

Can I borrow 5 bucks? I need some smokes.
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No need to start another thread - but Custody was named Best Family Feature at The Indie Gathering - small festival wins never suck too bad

http://theindiegathering.com/2006_winners.htm
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yes my film - my kids - and it wasn't adoption - I bought them on ebay - 3 for a quarter that day. but you're right - no way those cute fuckers could be my spawn
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Damn... thats a blast from the past.....
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hey derron - how you been? I believe the last time we chatted it went something like:


Nos, you fucking, fuckity, motherfucking cock slobbing corn bobbing knob blowing goat fucker!
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nostra wrote:hey derron - how you been? I believe the last time we chatted it went something like:


Nos, you fucking, fuckity, motherfucking cock slobbing corn bobbing knob blowing goat fucker!
So you guys talked recently then? ;)
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So you guys talked recently then?
Some time in the last 5 or 6 years....on one of the 200 hundred or so cheap ass message boards Nos threw up every time he got his ass banned from what ever shit hole that we would land in and fuck with the natives...sup Honksville ??
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Derron wrote:
So you guys talked recently then?
Some time in the last 5 or 6 years....on one of the 200 hundred or so cheap ass message boards Nos threw up every time he got his ass banned from what ever shit hole that we would land in and fuck with the natives...sup Honksville ??
You got your ass kicked thoroughly by Honksville. Margaritaville ring a bell with with you, bitch?
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Derron wrote:
So you guys talked recently then?
Some time in the last 5 or 6 years....on one of the 200 hundred or so cheap ass message boards Nos threw up every time he got his ass banned from what ever shit hole that we would land in and fuck with the natives...sup Honksville ??
You got your ass kicked thoroughly by Honksville. Margaritaville ring a bell with with you, bitch?

LOL
:oops:

I mean lol

I don't think I got banned by Jay too often - he really had a hardon for skelly, adrian, TBO and sometimes porgy though
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You got your ass kicked thoroughly by Honksville. Margaritaville ring a bell with with you, bitch?
Yeah... right....whatever...I got fucking banned from Honksville in less than a day. That is not an ass kicking... that is a bunch of chicken shit pussy's with no game....

Margaritaville...BBBwwwwhaaaaaa...... I got banned there after dropping the word"shit" in one of my posts.

Stop stuttering.... you nerves are showing.
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nostra wrote:I don't think I got banned by Jay too often - he really had a hardon for skelly...
Believe me, the feeling was mutual between those two. The flame wars those two had were classic. They made any of the shit we've seen around here recently look like a church social in comparison.
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Derron wrote:
You got your ass kicked thoroughly by Honksville. Margaritaville ring a bell with with you, bitch?
Yeah... right....whatever...I got fucking banned from Honksville in less than a day.
Of course you were banned. A wet-brained retard like you couldn’t maintain the high level of discourse we were accustomed to.

Honksville induced coast-to-coast meltage.
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BSmack wrote:
nostra wrote:I don't think I got banned by Jay too often - he really had a hardon for skelly...
Believe me, the feeling was mutual between those two. The flame wars those two had were classic. They made any of the shit we've seen around here recently look like a church social in comparison.
something about tooting one's own horn comes to mind :lol:
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nostra wrote:
BSmack wrote:
nostra wrote:I don't think I got banned by Jay too often - he really had a hardon for skelly...
Believe me, the feeling was mutual between those two. The flame wars those two had were classic. They made any of the shit we've seen around here recently look like a church social in comparison.
something about tooting one's own horn comes to mind :lol:
Thanks a lot nos. I had just about banished that picture from my subconcious.

:oops:
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nos...verruh kewl beans on the award. Not to be contrarian, but those little tow-headed rug-rats appear as though they could easily be the offspring of a "slightly" weathered Ed Harris.

And what a quaint trip down memory lane.

Outstanding.

I'm just wondering if anyone has seen Clownfart recently?

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the high level of discourse we were accustomed to.
Bwwaahaaa... what ?? a bunch of crotch grabbing washed up jocks who ran like the bloody little pussies they were.

Discourse ??? Righttttt......the minute some body with game / take came in there, the monkeys started screaming and throwing shit. Get over on one or 20 of them and the mods would ban you ass....fuckin a ..thats funny....
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Derron wrote:
the high level of discourse we were accustomed to.
Bwwaahaaa... what ?? a bunch of crotch grabbing washed up jocks who ran like the bloody little pussies they were.

Discourse ??? Righttttt......the minute some body with game
I see you chose to immediately remove yourself from the discussion.
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