Islam: Religion Of Peace, Part XXIV

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:41 pm

Those wacky fun luvin' Islamic Peaceniks are at it again!

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13759007/

Open minded spiritual tolerance...what a beautiful thing.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:45 pm

Yeah, Muslims are crazy.

Hey, you know what you guys should do? You should send your soldiers oversees to occupy their countries, and then stand around while IED's blow their fucking legs off.

That'll teach those tolerance hating Wahabists.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:49 pm

Yeah, because christians would NEVER do anything like that.

Stupid fucking "take," Van.

Quelle stupid.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:33 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:36 am

Dinsdale wrote:Yeah, because christians would NEVER do anything like that.

MOGADISHU, Somalia - A leading Mogadishu sheik said on Friday Muslims who do not pray five times a day should be put to death -- the latest sign of a fast-emerging hardline face to Somalia’s newly-powerful Islamists.

The sheik's statement -- which he confirmed to Reuters after it was broadcast on local media -- caused consternation among residents and will fuel foreign fears the Islamists are planning a hardline Taliban-style rule.

“He who does not perform prayer will be considered as infidel and our sharia law orders that person to be killed,” said sheik Abdalla Ali, who runs a sharia court in the Somali capital that the Islamists took last month.

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Are you punch drunk from RJ bashing your head in the baseball forum, or what?

No, dipshit. Christians aren't doing that.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:41 am

jtr wrote:

And just what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

Kill yourself, you piglet dumbfuck.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:45 am

Piglet?

RACK RJ

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:46 am

WW -- do yourself a favor...any time you get to thinking you're even the slightest bit intelligent, stop.

You aren't.

See, there was this thing called the Spanish Inquisition(for starters), and...

nevermind.

Just never fucking mind.

But at present, the christians use the courts and the legal system in lieu of their barbarism of the past.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:58 am

The mass executions come next...........

Some seriously sick shit is just hitting the fan.....

Stay tuned................

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:59 am

Dinsdale wrote:WW -- do yourself a favor...any time you get to thinking you're even the slightest bit intelligent, stop.

Good advice. You should take it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:08 am

You know what, Whitey?

There's a reason I tend to ignore your posts as a general rule, and I'll obviously be ignoring them again...

You're so fucking stupid, that not only did you think it would be a good idea to post a "I know you are, but what am I" variant, but you actually quoted my own fucking words to play the "I know you are, but what am I" card.

That's a level of idiocy that very few here can attain.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:11 am

mvscal wrote:"pray or die" was never part of that program.

The phrase "auto de fe" mean anything to you?

Don't go all WW on me, mv.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:20 am

mvscal wrote:
Besides happening about 400 years ago, "pray or die" was never part of that program.

I'll give you some credit...I actually had to look it up.

According to Wiki(which granted, is the "rag of the internet"), the last person executed in the Spanish Inquisition was on July 26, 1826.

Kind of like 400 years, only different.

The Somolians only have about 350 years to go to catch up.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:29 am

Dinsdale wrote: But at present, the christians use the courts and the legal system in lieu of their barbarism of the past.

Yes, this is very comparable to issueing an edict that one should be put to death for not praying 5 times a day.

What color is the sky in which you live?

Dumbfuck.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:31 am

mvscal wrote:Well shoot...if a Wiki entry told you that it simply must be gospel.

Hence, the "granted" qualifier-thingy.

But fuck you...I read it on the internet...it MUST be true.

I will correct myself, though. When I intially typed "Spanish Inquisition," what I'd actually meant to type was "Inquisition," of which the Spanish Inquisition was a part.

Since I didn't type what I meant, I will now bow out.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:37 am

Since I didn't type what I meant, I will now bow out.

Can't happen that way Dins....no self dequalification allowed based upon spelling errors.

Besdies, you are confusing Whitey a bit much.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:41 am

Derron wrote: Can't happen that way Dins....no self dequalification allowed based upon spelling errors.

It wasn't a spelling error...it was a "I typed one thing, and completely meant to type another."

On the rare occasions I do this, I end up arguing a point that I never intended to in the first place.

And I HATE it when I do that.

But, I think I made my point -- Van is an ignorant fool.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:42 am

Dinsdale wrote:...the last person executed in the Spanish Inquisition was on July 26, 1826.

So according to this little factoid, all Christians that you're currently aquainted with, are somehow complicit in the Spanish Inquisition? And this somehow compares to a Muslim theocracy passing death sentences on perps who don't pray 5 times a day?

What if they really only prayed 4 times a day, and were just faking it that other time?

Yes, Dins.

There is a Santa Claus.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:45 am

So according to this little factoid, all Christians that you're currently aquainted with, are somehow complicit in the Spanish Inquisition?

I hope your not up for a random piss test for forklift jockeys tomorrow, because me thinks you been hitting the crack deke a bit tonight.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:47 am

Derron wrote:
Since I didn't type what I meant, I will now bow out.

Can't happen that way Dins....no self dequalification allowed based upon spelling errors.

Besdies, you are confusing Whitey a bit much.

Tch, tch, Dorron.

You stepping to me is a mistake....especially when you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

tard.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:49 am

Derron -- was that quote in your post adressed to me?

If so...Whitey -- save the keystrokes. You're fully ignored, for at least a month or so. Anybody who manages to embody THAT much stupid in a single post isn't worth my time.

Seriously.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:00 am

Dinsdale wrote:Derron -- was that quote in your post adressed to me?

If so...Whitey -- save the keystrokes. You're fully ignored, for at least a month or so. Anybody who manages to embody THAT much stupid in a single post isn't worth my time.

Seriously.

Seriously? Ignoring me is probably a good thing for your self-of-steam.

Save your flowery speech for someone that might be impressed with it, you self aggrandizing little dick puller.

I simply laugh at the absurd antics of the class clown.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:16 am

Martyred wrote:Yeah, Muslims are crazy.

Hey, you know what you guys should do? You should send your soldiers oversees to occupy their countries, and then stand around while IED's blow their fucking legs off.

That'll teach those tolerance hating Wahabists.

Yeah, because if only we had just asked really nicely and stuff, certain "Islamic" leaders and the rest of the world would all be singing Kum-ba-ya, holding hands and waving at pretty balloons and exchanging puppies, right?

Thanks for reminding this moderate why I should RACK George Bush capriciously.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:25 am

For Christmas, Santa Dins is going to bring RF a new thesaurus.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:29 am

Martyred wrote:You should send your soldiers oversees to occupy their countries

So when is Canada going to withdraw their storm tropper oppressors from Afghanistan?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:32 am

I doubt it, Wags, since I didn't vote for the guy -- twice -- and I've never publically typed the specific words "RACK George Bush" on any of these boards before.

You might want to ask Santa for a dictionary, though.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:41 am

Doggone it RF, quit being so capricious....

Now, if you want to be capacious....I'm down.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:08 am

Thanks Wags. But I'd appreciate it if you were uncharacteristically capricious, and stick to the topic of this thread. Have another Bud, while you're at it.

Apologies to the board. I typed a big word and Wags got distracted.

Carry on ...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:18 am

Jeez, talk about not being able to take a well intentioned hint....

Dumbass, you typed a "big word" that you had no idea the meaning of, nor the context in which you were trying to use it.

Pull your head out, if that's even possible.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:28 am

Dins, you're a funny guy and all but even as old as you are you still haven't learned that sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up.

There's no requirement here that you MUST take a boneheaded contrarian stance and participate. Really, there isn't. It's okay to occasionally just peruse a thread and say, "I have nothing worthwhile to add here.", and move on.

This would be one of those occasions, Dins.

Christ, what a ridiculously obtuse comparison you're attempting to make, comparing the Spanish Inquisition to something that's even worse than that in terms of sheer idiocy...and it's something that appeared in today's news.

Pray five times per day, or be executed?

In 2006??

So, what about four times? What if dude's narcolepsy kicks in before he got around to doing Stupid Daily Ritual # 5, and before he knew what happened today turned into tomorrow?

What if dude was too busy mutilating his sister's clit, and, well, you know how time just flies by when you're having fun? So, fuck, goddammit but dude only managed three or four Stupid Daily Rituals!

Instead of being executed does he then only get raped in the goat ass, maybe?

Dins, whatever sins Christianity has committed, sorry, there's nothing in the present era or even the recent past that's even remotely as barbaric as a church leader publicly decreeing that you fuckers will be put to death right fucking now if you don't pray exactly as I do, five times per day.

"Hey, Sheik! Check it out. Fuck Muhammed. I just converted to Hinduism, 'cause I just dig incense, George Harrison and lengthy monsoons. How ya' like me now?"

"You must die, infidel!"

"Nah, nah. I just changed religions. No biggie. It's 2006. I can do that. Btw, my village got a DVD player in today. We stuck it in our Rec Room. Somebody popped in 'Hostel'. Fuck me but that brunette in Bratislava was SIIIICK! I'd give thirty six chickens if I could just gnaw on those titties for a minute or two! Wooo, you gotta see her..."

"DIE! Kill the infidel!!"

"

"

This sort of blatant insanity, in 2006, from a respected Christian leader?

Go away.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:01 am

Van wrote: So, what about four times?

Plagiarist!

Sin,
Every dumb cunt on this Board who wastes the whole goddamn day stealing from their employer and posting on the internet.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:42 am

Duncedale must have syphilis to prolong this thread....

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:51 pm

Dinzies heart is in the right place Van and kind of coincides with your little tirade a week or two ago about how mean and hateful Jews and Christians, lions and tigers and bears were.

His first post.

Yeah, because christians would NEVER do anything like that.

Stupid fucking "take," Van.

Quelle stupid.

Three statements, and he went one for three. Gets a point for accuracy and TWO points for style points with the first statement. Strikes out on the last two statements.

He throws a lot of shit up there, not denying that, but the "corn" is sometimes worth extracting.

For instance ....

His second post ....

WW -- do yourself a favor...any time you get to thinking you're even the slightest bit intelligent, stop.

You aren't.

See, there was this thing called the Spanish Inquisition(for starters), and...

nevermind.

Just never fucking mind.

But at present, the christians use the courts and the legal system in lieu of their barbarism of the past.

The bold represents a great "nugget" of corn as it were, in terms of "takes". It is a viable take. The rest of course is standard "Dinsdalian Fecal Matter".

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:51 pm

Derron -- was that quote in your post adressed to me?

No... I just wanted to point out the lunacy that he thinks is logic that Whitey bases his takes on....then he of course drops the obligatory:

Dumbfuck.....or

Dumbass.....or

Shut the fuck up... or

I killed my dog......or

my daughter is a softball playing dyke....or

Fuck off tard....or

tard .......

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:01 pm

Dinsdale wrote:The phrase "auto de fe" mean anything to you?

I'm pretty sure that's what punched my ticket.

Sincerely,