Michelle Wei at it again

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:33 pm

On her way to missing another cut. Maybe they should make her qualify for men's Tourney's instead of just giving her exemptions. Or another bright idea would be for her to go over to the LPGA Tour and win a tournament there or just stick to playing US Amateurs.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:02 pm

I could join the pile-on, but...

she's 16.

Playing in Men's PGA events.

She's 16.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:00 pm

and miss the only true marketing opportunity they have to sell the Tractor Open.......

yeaaaah.....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:05 pm

Shhhhh!

I think the board has collectively declared a moratorium on even trying to educate Cicero. Just not worth the effort.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:19 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Shhhhh!

I think the board has collectively declared a moratorium on even trying to educate Cicero. Just not worth the effort.

'

But no, Sissyroo is not ripping off his golf takes from Steve Dumieg. Not at all.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:18 am

Did you guys see the sweat on her back in the John Deere Classic? Man, that was hot.

If wanting to nail a 16 year old, namely Michelle Wie, is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

But I'm only 24, so that makes me slightly less wrong than you fuckos.

Your daughters are her age.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:24 pm

You can have him, Mgo.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:06 pm

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Shhhhh!

I think the board has collectively declared a moratorium on even trying to educate Cicero. Just not worth the effort.
'

But no, Sissyroo is not ripping off his golf takes from Steve Dumieg. Not at all.

I swear on the grave of my dead grandmutha. No one hates that piece of shit more than me. If we so happen to agree on the Wie situation than that is the only thing we have ever agreed on. I think he is one of the worst sports announcers I have ever heard. He is based out of Tampa and I have trained myself to not even turn on the monkey from 3-7, M-F.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:18 pm

Indy, how hard did you have to scour to find a less-than-stellar pic of Wie?

Come on, man. You know that pic doesn't do her justice.

If anyone here says she doesn't do anything for him, they're either lying or gay.

Some things really are just that simple.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:35 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Indy, how hard did you have to scour to find a less-than-stellar pic of Wie?

Just a guess, but I'd say that pic is a couple of years old, anyhow.

Back before Corporate America got a hold of her.

Wearing a Taylor Made hat, while swinging what looks like a Callaway club.

Pretty sure Swooshy don't let that fly anymore. Can't remember exactly when Nike inked her, but I believe that's been at least a year ago. Anymore, she's head-to-toe in Nike gear when she plays.

I wish I had enough game that somebody cared that I swing a Taylor Made driver to set up Armour irons, while wearing a Nike hat.

But, I can wait for the future Mrs. Piranha to turn 18...a small price to pay.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:39 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Indy, how hard did you have to scour to find a less-than-stellar pic of Wie?

Go to google.com image search.

Type in Michelle Wie.

Hit Enter.

It's the first picture that comes up.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:39 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Indy, how hard did you have to scour to find a less-than-stellar pic of Wie?
Just a guess, but I'd say that pic is a couple of years old, anyhow.

By the folder date of 2002/05/17 in the filename of the picture, I would guess that she was all of 12 when that picture was taken. That would be back when she was first appearing in LPGA events.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:42 pm

BSmack wrote:By the folder date of 2002/05/17 in the filename of the picture, I would guess that she was all of 12 when that picture was taken. That would be back when she was first appearing in LPGA events.

Wow. Even better!

- Mgo ;)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:56 pm

Ewww! Gross!

-Indy

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:06 pm

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:37 pm

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:46 pm

Dinsdale wrote: Pretty sure Swooshy don't let that fly anymore.

yeppers....she's all swooshed out

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:49 pm

Felix wrote: yeppers....she's all swooshed out

That's because the U&L owns all that it sees.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:33 am

Heat exhaustion????

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:02 am

seriously....it's the "finish" that the clumps at John Deere and the PGA prayed for........

here she was all set to go out with nary a whimper when-

bam....heat exhaustion and front page banner headlines......

yeehaw...lets sell us some tractors.......

i noticed her swooshes were prominently displayed.....
the U&L gets over....again.......